Whilst it made me chuckle, I did feel a pang of sympathy for this driver. It reminded me of the the two oversexed old women on Harry Enfield’s sketch show:
roughyed:
Whilst it made me chuckle, I did feel a pang of sympathy for this driver. It reminded me of the the two oversexed old women on Harry Enfield’s sketch show:
how much of a fanny would you need to be to be calling plod because some old wrinkly woofter tried it on with you…a shove and some heavy verbal would suffice would it not…now the silly sods on the ■■■ offenders register ffs…grade A fannytrucker. i bet he wasnt a class 1 though.probably an agency class 2 or even worse… 
respect for the old,80 odd or not if he touched me like that im afraid I would have lost the plot
Reached through an open window? Was he standing on the steps?
Think it is a bit much getting the police involved, i’d have told him to where to go in an aggressive manor and closed the window, locked the door.
Radar19:
Reached through an open window? Was he standing on the steps?
Im sure I read he was standing on the bottom step. I think at that point I would have asked him to kindly get the ■■■■ off my lorry.
bobdebouwer:
Radar19:
Reached through an open window? Was he standing on the steps?Im sure I read he was standing on the bottom step. I think at that point I would have asked him to kindly get the [zb] off my lorry.
Alarm bells 
Perhaps the truck driver had replied to this ad, but was disapointed when an OAP turned up!
A59 Skip Bridge Layby.
Anyone passing through contact me for dpthrt B* + sw**low. Truck Drivers especially welcome. Completely safe, friendly and discreet. You won’t be disappointed!
I wont post the link, but it is a gayby!
weeto:
Perhaps the truck driver had replied to this ad, but was disapointed when an OAP turned up!A59 Skip Bridge Layby.
Anyone passing through contact me for dpthrt B* + sw**low. Truck Drivers especially welcome. Completely safe, friendly and discreet. You won’t be disappointed!
I wont post the link, but it is a gayby!
More concerning is that you’ve Googled it. 
id have pulled him in the window and flung him out the other window on the presumption that if he is 80 and can ■■■,then he can fly…the other option would have been,if he was fondling my wombat in a laybye,then id have given him a slap,turned him round,licked a page 3 and stuck it onto the back of his head saying…you dirty pervy old git,ive a good mind to let you get away with this…
My instinct would be “steel toe cap to the perverts’ head” but no doubt that would lead to an assault conviction. You can imagine though that Stonewall and the Judy Garland Fan Club would be screaming homophobic assault etc.
Why do these pervs like laybys? Cleaner than Lymm Truckstop perhaps?
Muckaway:
My instinct would be “steel toe cap to the perverts’ head” but no doubt that would lead to an assault conviction. You can imagine though that Stonewall and the Judy Garland Fan Club would be screaming homophobic assault etc.
Why do these pervs like laybys? Cleaner than Lymm Truckstop perhaps?
They’re a pain in the arse in more than one way. More than one much-needed 24 hour toilet has been shut down cos of these dirty sods.
Cudnt he find one nearer home
weeto:
Perhaps the truck driver had replied to this ad, but was disapointed when an OAP turned up!A59 Skip Bridge Layby.
Anyone passing through contact me for dpthrt B* + sw**low. Truck Drivers especially welcome. Completely safe, friendly and discreet. You won’t be disappointed!
I wont post the link, but it is a gayby!
One of the many reasons that I NEVER over night in lay bys.
As for gay bys 
that is a new one on me.
I honestly can not suss out what you have asterixed mate, I actually feel quite proud of that as it does prove my ■■■■■■■■■ and shows I have never partaken in any of said dubious activities.
BTW Can I just say I ain’t casting any aspersions on you by that remark. 