Just got this text through on my works phone from an unknown number…
“Ive took ten valium and im sleeping in to a coma glana attempt to do a joint you love me and want me 24 7 dont you.? ■■”
Sounds like someone is having a good time!
Anyone had any strange ones?!
I received one asking for money to be transferred into a particular bank account. I have received this message loads of times in the past and have always complied as requested.
I just wish my wife wasn’t so bloody careless with money 
Used to have a home phone number similar to a local taxi cab firm. Started off letting them know they had the wrong number, but after getting woken up at 2AM one time too many I would take their details and say ‘Someone will be there in half an hour mate’
Years ago I got a text asking where I was this morning as someone fancied a shag in the lift. I looked or ages but I couldn’t find a lift in my portacabin office 
I was given a work phone and told that the previous (married) user had died two weeks earlier whilst playing away with his girlfriend. There was a voice mail message on it from a female, saying in a cheery voice “just checking you’re still alive” 
Got a text come through on the cabphone on tuesday,it read…
“Do you want me in tights or stockings?? Lucy ■■”
I dont know a Lucy,but i wish i did…
Got a text come through on the cabphone on tuesday,it read…
“Do you want me in tights or stockings?? Lucy ■■”
I dont know a Lucy,but i wish i did… :lol
I would have sent back “not sure best send a few photos”
grousebeater
washy jnr:
Got a text come through on the cabphone on tuesday,it read…
“Do you want me in tights or stockings?? Lucy ■■”I dont know a Lucy,but i wish i did…
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I had a voicemail years ago. I was stuck on the M6 South nr Stoke On Trent.
The voice on the other end said.
“Hi David…(I’m not David by the way) Martin here, just ringing to see if you will chair the meeting for me tomorrow, as I can’t make it?”
I texted back…No problem.
I wonder if that meeting went well!? 
I used to get that very same message, Vern
truckerspal:
I used to get that very same message, Vern
So there would be two chairmen missing then! 
washy jnr:
Got a text come through on the cabphone on tuesday,it read…
“Do you want me in tights or stockings?? Lucy ■■”I dont know a Lucy,but i wish i did…
If it’s the lucy that I know of, neither! (where’s the puking smiley)?