At least she wasn’t rear ended
When your ■■■■■,your ■■■■■!!!
On a more serious note,does anyone think she’ll be charged with using a hand held device? 
Oh the irony…she’s using a ■■■ toy and rear ends a fish van.
I bet she was right stuck up.
Muckaway:
Oh the irony…she’s using a ■■■ toy and rear ends a fish van.
PMSL
The-Snowman:
Muckaway:
Oh the irony…she’s using a ■■■ toy and rear ends a fish van.PMSL
+1
This story is very fishy, in many ways.
Freight Dog:
This story is very fishy, in many ways.
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Just goes to show women can get away with anything, I wonder if I had a fiddle at the wheel and caused a accident, if it would be reported so light heartedly or if I’d be branded a pervert and put on some kind of register 
Don’t worry if I try it I will clean up after myself for the next driver 
Although the rabbit probably suffered minor whiplash its the womans boyfriend I now feel sorry for.
The woman no doubt received such an intense adrenaline rush at impact that the poor bugger will have to try and replicate this during coitus. If he’s a member here I would reccomand hitting her in the face with a wet fish just at that magic moment.
I cant help but feel she is a kindred spirit though as I sometimes drive aroud with my fleshlight on.
the accident report should read something like …road condition dry slippery when wet and it was whipped gash not whiplash she suffered
news flash drs are unable to remove ■■■ toy from woman as she wont let go …
this thread is useless without pics
She had a high ■■■ drive
Looks like I am not the only ’ eager beaver '.
Crash for gash■■?