bubsy06:
Wheel Nut:
My take on it:
Sir Jimmy raised over £40m for hospital charities and worked for nothing. There was no case brought against him, only snide allegations that came to nothing, hence the need for him to be considered odd!Only a photo of him at the Jersey care home which The Sun newspaper published, he denied being there and sued the Sun.
Being a Mason can get you out of alot of trouble
Well the Sun have given him a decent send off.
Harry Monk:
Apparently, this was actually recorded during the last series of “Have I Got
News For You” when Jimmy Saville was a guest on Paul Merton’s team.
Incredibly, it didn’t make our screens. (It seems that Mr. Merton doesn’t
like Mr. Saville very much)Out-take 3:09’36
During the headline round:DEAYTON: You used to be a wrestler didn’t you?
SAVILLE: I still am.
DEAYTON: Are you?
SAVILLE: I’m feared in every girls’ school in the country.
(Audience laugh)
DEAYTON: Yeah, I’ve heard about that.
SAVILLE: What have you heard?
DEAYTON: I’ve…
MERTON: Something about a [zb] with a rancid, pus-filled ■■■■.
(Huge audience laugh; Awkward pause)
SAVILLE: I advise you to wash your mouth out, my friend…
MERTON: That’s what she had to do! (Audience laughs)
HISLOP: Weren’t you leaving money in phone boxes or something?
(Saville glares at him) Or have I got completely the wrong end of the…
SAVILLE: (To Deayton, heavily) The question you asked was about wrestling.
DEAYTON: Yes. And then you mentioned girls’ schools. I don’t know whe…
SAVILLE: Well I understood this was a comedy programme. I realise now how wrong I was. (Audience laugh)
DEAYTON: So were you a professional wrestler?
SAVILLE: Yes I was.
DEAYTON: (To audience) Glad we got that cleared up.(Pulls face; audience giggles)
HISLOP: Feared by every girls’ school in the country…
SAVILLE: That’s right.
MERTON: Due to having a rancid, pus-filled ■■■■.(Huge audience laugh)
DEAYTON: Erm…
HISLOP: You’re on top form tonight, Paul…
SAVILLE: (Strangely) I’m…this is not what I…
FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) OK, do you…(inaudible section)…shall we, for pick-ups…
MERTON: I’m terribly sorry. I don’t know what came over me.
SAVILLE: A pus-filled ■■■■, I imagine. (Shocked audience laugh)
MERTON: Oh, it’s nice to see you joining in. We’d been waiting for you, you sad senile old [zb]. (Audience appears to do double-take)
DEAYTON: I think we…d-d-you you want to apologise to our guest, Paul?
MERTON: Sorry, I do apologise. Sir senile old [zb], is what I meant to say.
(Audience laugh; pause) Sir senile old [zb]…who [zb] minors.
(Audience unrest)
HISLOP: Sorry, I’m just looking at our lawyer again. (Waves) Hello!
(Audience laughs)
DEAYTON: Shall we get back on course with this, or sha…
SAVILLE: I do [zb] miners, that’s quite correct. I have always done so. They can do the most wonderful things with cigars. The coal…
MERTON: What, they stick them up your senile, pus-filled arse?
(Audience laughs)
FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV): Come on…I’m getting an ear-bashing here. It’s…
MERTON: Oh they want to continue. Sorry, I’ll contain myself. Carry on…
DEAYTON: Right (Pause) You used to be a professional wrestler didn’t you?
(Huge audience laugh)
SAVILLE: (Calmly) I did.
DEAYTON: You didn’t have a nickname or anything?
SAVILLE: Yes - ‘Loser’. (Audience laughs)
Out-take 4: 21’20
Following a discussion about caravans:
DEAYTON: Last month, Roger Moore sold his luxury caravan in Malta. Asked by the…
MERTON: I visited your caravan the other week, Jimmy.
SAVILLE: Did you really?
MERTON: Oh yes. Interesting what you can find, if you have a bit of a poke.
(Audience laugh)
HISLOP: He just told you, it was twelve years ago…
SAVILLE: No, I lived in it for twelve years.
MERTON: And [zb] twelve year olds. (Audience laugh)
DEAYTON: Here we go again…I’ll be backstage if anyone wants me.
MERTON: (Indicating Saville) That’s what you said to the kids on your show, wasn’t it?
(Audience laugh)
SAVILLE: No, they never did want me.
HISLOP: Not even Sarah Cornley?
SAVILLE: She was an exception.
DEAYTON: Who’s Sarah Cornley?
SAVILLE: Sarah Cornley is…
HISLOP: About fifteen grand in damages, wasn’t she?
(Uncertain audience laugh)
SAVILLE: That’s right.
HISLOP: So if I was going to mention that you threatened to break her arm if she said anything…
SAVILLE: You’d be very wrong. (Pause) I said I’d break both her arms.
(Audience unease)
MERTON: [zb] hell. I mean, you’re just sitting there, all shell suit and cigar wearing those [zb]…I don’t know what they are.
SAVILLE: Chrome-plated SC-700 sun-visors, these are. Sent to me by…
MERTON: We don’t give a [zb]. Ladies and gentlemen, Sir James Saville OBE. Jim has fixed it for me to have my arms broken. Meet this depressing old [zb] up [zb] of a [zb] on television who’s riddled with cancer and [zb] pubic lice.
HISLOP: (To lawyer again) Hello! (Audience laughs)
MERTON: Christ, I mean ha ha, big [zb] joke - the [zb] lawyers are involved, tee hee. It doesn’t change anything.
DEAYTON: (Visibly out of character) Do you wanna stop, or…?
MERTON: No I don’t [zb] want to stop. It’s all [zb]! You’ll expect a comedy walkout in a minute, won’t you? I mean, big bloody joke - I’m going to quote Shakespeare in a minute, how [zb] out of character. And Ian knows about football - oh my [zb] sides.
SAVILLE: You’ve never [zb] anyone in your life, boy.
MERTON: Oh [zb] off…
FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) …About five minutes, just to…(Phil Davey enters)
PHIL DAVEY: OK, well top that as they say. You’re looking troubled by that, aren’t you mate? I tell you, I came back from Amsterdam recently…
RECORDING PLACED ON STAND-BY; CUTS BACK TO CLOSE-UP OF DEAYTON
AWAITING HIS CUE
DEAYTON: OK. Second time lucky. (Pause) Last month, Roger Moore sold his luxury caravan in Malta. Asked by the New York Times about his relaxed acting style…
Wot I said 8hrs ago.
Harry Monk:
Apparently, this was actually recorded during the last series of “Have I Got
News For You” when Jimmy Saville was a guest on Paul Merton’s team.
That ‘transcript’ was supposed to be from an episode recorded in 1999 and contained parts that were never aired.
This appeared in 2000 angelfire.com/super/sotcaabi … thing.html
and reveals it to be a hoax. You’ll have to read the whole (very long) thread to put it into context
HIGNFY Transcript Posted Wed Jul 19 20:42:54 BST 2000 by Rob S
Ok, it’s looks like have to try and set a few things straight with regard to the HIGNFY transcript… the reason for our silence up til now is because of the unclear legal situation. Those who want to believe our silence is due us ‘not being bothered’ about an unfinished/unedited article being taken from our server and republished without our knowledge (and thus putting us in a very tricky situation) are sadly mistaken.
The transcript was never intended to be published on this website, without an explanatory article. After working so hard on the site for many months we wouldn’t of been so reckless. The transcript is quite obviously a hoax, as several forum users spotted. The original target of the hoax was a specific journalist rather than Internet users in general…
A commented out reference to the file was indeed left on the ‘Hidden Archive’ menu page, but this was invisible to regular websurfers. As Dr H has already pointed out, that page uses a Javascript trick to try and prevent users from viewing the source code of the page (which works in both Netscape and IE). This wasn’t to protect the commented out transcript info, but instead to try and hide the location of the pages which link to the unreleased Monty Python album. Basically, we wanted to try and discourage people downloading the whole album and then posting it elsewhere on the net - it’s not foolproof by any means, but hopefully it discourages the casual leecher. You’ll notice the ‘Comment’ menu has exactly the same protection to hide the ‘Knowing Knowing Me, Knowing You’ files…
It’s a fairly safe bet that the person who discovered the transcript wasn’t looking for hidden parts of the site, but trying to download the Python album - but this is all getting off the point…
Now the file has been discovered and someone decides to post a link to it in the forum… after receiving an email asking about the legal situation of that forum thread, I discovered the link and swiftly removed the file. I mistakenly thought the file had already been deleted as part of one of our updates…
After a few conspiracy theories on why I’d deleted the file (and a few dozen email requests), the transcript was posted on Geocities, from where somebody else decided to tip off several other websites of it presence. This effectively removed all control we had over the file. I felt emailing Geocities would of had little effect as someone would of undoubtedly posted it elsewhere and we’d already had the file sent to us by a few mailing lists… this made much more difficult for us to say anything, particularly as it still had the site’s copyright upon it.
The Corpses have written a detailed examinaton of the hoax which will be published on the site in a few days time, but this is the full story on how it became public - not quite as exciting as you would imagination, but it is the facts…
Thanks
Rob
p.s. The other threads in this forum relating to the transcript have been removed to prevent further confusion.
bubsy06:
Smoke and mirrors.
Why deny being at the Jersey care home? Why not help the police with there investigations? Why sue the Sun newspaper?
Have you watched ‘When Louis met Jimmy’? Jimmy shows some of his true colours in that documentary.
Oh and you have the ‘when Jim fixed it’ for the Yorkshire Ripper to meet Frank Bruno
I am bad mouthing Jimmy openlythank god he is dead so he cant break my arms
P.S. all the sentences above are FACT
I particularly like “P.S. all the sentences above are FACT”
Shall we deal with them in order . . .
Jimmy has never emphatically denied being at the Jersey care home, he has always stated that if he was there then the visit would have been unremarkable & not therefore ingrained into his memory. This is a man who has visited 100’s if not 1000’s of similar establishments.
Please supply any evidence you have that Jimmy was ever questioned or refused to be questioned by the investigation into the Jersey care home scandal.
Why not? They published an article of fabrications & half truths to mislead their readers into forming an opinion on Jimmy that simply wasn’t true. It’s not unusual for a tabloid to do this & it’s not unusual that they get sued for it.
It shows Jimmy as a strange & eccentric chap? Louis certainly got the journalistic coup of his career with that programme didn’t he . . . Jimmy Saville Is Weird Shocker !
Jimmy arranged for Frank to visit Broadmoor. You should look up Franks own comments on his dissapointment as to how that meeting has been portrayed by the red top tabloids.
Is this a referance to a hoax HIGNFY script? Strange isn’t it, how an idiot can truly believe what they read?
You are a stupid & pathetic man. Thank yourself lucky that you are not famous enough to have your character assasinated by your tabloid of choice.
Guys,lets not speak ill of the dead.
ooh look you can is he is abusing children in this photo.
alamcculloch:
Guys,lets not speak ill of the dead.
+1
As a kid growing up I lived on mandeville est where stoke mandeville hospital is so i use to bump into sir jimmy quite often weather it be at the gutman centre , in the staff canteen in the hospital or at the hospital social club.
This guy lived for S.M.H. Jimmy and others raised so much money for vital equipment
The famous spinal unit at s.m.h. would not of been if it was not for sir jimmy
so lets have a little think before taking ill of him
regards cv
Have a little read
National Spinal Unit Children’s Ward at Stoke Mandeville
Why raise money for Stoke Mandeville’s National Spinal Unit Children’s Ward?
Well, my reasons are simple. A few years ago, I went through the worst few months of my life as I watched my son, who was the cheekiest little sod and always on the go, suddenly had his life as he knew it completely stopped dead. Suddenly, after the accident he described in the other blog post, falling out of a tree, he was paralysed from the mid chest area down and top surgeons were telling me that he wasn’t expected to improve.
After that, I was the most excited man in the world when I saw the smallest twitch of one of his toes. He always was a headstrong boy and, unlike me, never accepted that he was never going to walk.
Well, after meeting the staff on the children’s ward at Stoke Mandeville’s Spinal Unit, I instantly changed my mind. The energy and belief they have is endless. I’ve been in dozens of hospitals and that ward is unlike any I’ve ever been in. It doesn’t feel like a hospital ward at all. It doesn’t look like one, and they don’t treat you like faceless patients - they really do want to give you every chance to get the best from your situation.
They listened to me and Christopher’s mum and found out about him as an individual, and not just the next patient in a long line of patients. I was blown away with the dignity they gave Christopher and us. They encouraged Christopher to push himself and after an amazingly short time he was doing tricks in his wheel chair. he even managed to make it down to the pub, two miles down the road from the hospital (and boy did we get an ear bashing about that from the ward manager for that one!).
After a few long months Christopher walked out of the hospital against all the odds and beliefs of even the top specialists. We were in the Spinal Unit’s café one day when we were joined by Sir Jimmy Saville (who had tea and toast). If you don’t already know, the spinal unit wouldn’t be what it is without the help of Sir Jimmy who has raised millions for them. At that point, I promised I’d raise money to help repay the debt we felt we had to this special place. Not that I could ever put a price on the fact that Christopher can not only now walk but also join me on this massive challenge.
What’s 6 inches long and won’t be getting sucked tonight?
That’s right, Sir Jimmy’s cigar!
He started off his working life down Rothwell pit. Hated every minute of it - spent most of it asleep - but it served it’s purpose . . . he couldn’t be conscripted into the army.
Stan
At the time when we had conscription every tenth candidate was sent to the coal mines. The country relied on coal to a much greater extent in those days.Jimmy as he then was had no choice in the matter.R.I.P. you were one of the Greats.
Meh.
If your going to pay respects get his name right!!
JIMMY SAVILE
Only one L in his surname people …
jimboy124:
If your going to pay respects get his name right!!JIMMY SAVILE
Only one L in his surname people …
Fixed it 
Jimmy Saville died just days before his 85th birthday…Close but no cigar.
Saville went through more shellsuits than a scouser with diarrhoea…
Muckaway:
Jimmy Saville died just days before his 85th birthday…Close but no cigar.Saville went through more shellsuits than a scouser with diarrhoea…
Shane Ritchie doing Jim 'll fix it for Christmas
Jim fixed it for a Hymn
