Iv seen some belters over the years,
Best one was,“good girls like it hot and steamy but bad girls like it hot and creamy”
I’d rather see trucks with light hearted quotes on than plastered with corporate crap like “customer driven” or other made up logistical crap
yorkshire terrier:
Iv seen some belters over the years,
Best one was,“good girls like it hot and steamy but bad girls like it hot and creamy”
I’d rather see trucks with light hearted quotes on than plastered with corporate crap like “customer driven” or other made up logistical crap
Youre right, the ones spouting corporate crap refering to their customers and ball ■■■■■ like ‘tomorrows transport solutions’ ect are all so cringeworthy and insincere sounding…‘bad girls like it hot and creamy’ would get much more eye attention plastered down the side of a 13.6m trailer… 
I once followed a cattle truck on the A43 which had “If it ■■■■■ we shift it” painted on the back.
AndrewG:
yorkshire terrier:
Iv seen some belters over the years,
Best one was,“good girls like it hot and steamy but bad girls like it hot and creamy”
I’d rather see trucks with light hearted quotes on than plastered with corporate crap like “customer driven” or other made up logistical crapYoure right, the ones spouting corporate crap refering to their customers and ball ■■■■■ like ‘tomorrows transport solutions’ ect are all so cringeworthy and insincere sounding…‘bad girls like it hot and creamy’ would get much more eye attention plastered down the side of a 13.6m trailer…
There is a Polish (I think) outfit that travels a lot in the UK with a rather lovely looking lass down either side of the trailer’s curtains covering her modesty with a frying pan. There is also a dude on the rear doors if that is your sort of thing.
Only fools have less horses
AndrewG:
yorkshire terrier:
Iv seen some belters over the years,
Best one was,“good girls like it hot and steamy but bad girls like it hot and creamy”
I’d rather see trucks with light hearted quotes on than plastered with corporate crap like “customer driven” or other made up logistical crapYoure right, the ones spouting corporate crap refering to their customers and ball ■■■■■ like ‘tomorrows transport solutions’ ect are all so cringeworthy and insincere sounding…‘bad girls like it hot and creamy’ would get much more eye attention plastered down the side of a 13.6m trailer…
Yes I’m glad someone finds the corporate crap as annoying as me,
“Customer driven” and “performance delivered” I saw the other day… 
What’s wrong with the company name and “haulage contractors” or “road transport” everything have to be “customer,solution,promised,logistics,”
A few years old but saw…
Com’n girls Don’t be shy
Show the driver, a little thigh.
On the door of a truck being driven by a woman: “Does my bum look big in this?”
Made me smile.
Mine has a tribute to my best mate who died in 2014
A carpet firm had Go on have a good shag on your floor.
‘cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians’
‘To all you virgins out there, thanks for nothin’…’
Franglais:
I always liked:
You`re Following 500 Horses and a Donkey
Shouldn’t that be 500 horses, driven by a jackass?
peirre:
Franglais:
I always liked:
You`re Following 500 Horses and a DonkeyShouldn’t that be 500 horses, driven by a jackass?
Or in my case:
460 ponies driven by an ■■■. . .
Thought I`d get in first
muckles:
“Norfolk 'n Good.”On a couple round these parts.
There used to be a race team called Norfolk 'n Chance. Loved that one.
yorkshire terrier:
AndrewG:
yorkshire terrier:
Iv seen some belters over the years,
Best one was,“good girls like it hot and steamy but bad girls like it hot and creamy”
I’d rather see trucks with light hearted quotes on than plastered with corporate crap like “customer driven” or other made up logistical crapYoure right, the ones spouting corporate crap refering to their customers and ball ■■■■■ like ‘tomorrows transport solutions’ ect are all so cringeworthy and insincere sounding…‘bad girls like it hot and creamy’ would get much more eye attention plastered down the side of a 13.6m trailer…
Yes I’m glad someone finds the corporate crap as annoying as me,
“Customer driven” and “performance delivered” I saw the other day…
What’s wrong with the company name and “haulage contractors” or “road transport” everything have to be “customer,solution,promised,logistics,”
Totally agree, its a shame the old traditional ways of naming a company seem to have almost disappeared especially from the UK. Imo a family named truck (for instance) along with maybe a good paint scheme combination has far more impact than the geeky I.T inspired corporate style which invariably no one even takes notice of. Ive had the same thing on my trucks for years,certainly nothing fancy just A.G European Transport, Spain/Portugal/France and have always avoided the 'customer/logistics/solution type cr@p…
Saw this some time ago in Stockholm.
Polish truck waiting to tip.
Danne
AndrewG:
yorkshire terrier:
AndrewG:
yorkshire terrier:
Iv seen some belters over the years,
Best one was,“good girls like it hot and steamy but bad girls like it hot and creamy”
I’d rather see trucks with light hearted quotes on than plastered with corporate crap like “customer driven” or other made up logistical crapYoure right, the ones spouting corporate crap refering to their customers and ball ■■■■■ like ‘tomorrows transport solutions’ ect are all so cringeworthy and insincere sounding…‘bad girls like it hot and creamy’ would get much more eye attention plastered down the side of a 13.6m trailer…
Yes I’m glad someone finds the corporate crap as annoying as me,
“Customer driven” and “performance delivered” I saw the other day…
What’s wrong with the company name and “haulage contractors” or “road transport” everything have to be “customer,solution,promised,logistics,”Totally agree, its a shame the old traditional ways of naming a company seem to have almost disappeared especially from the UK. Imo a family named truck (for instance) along with maybe a good paint scheme combination has far more impact than the geeky I.T inspired corporate style which invariably no one even takes notice of. Ive had the same thing on my trucks for years,certainly nothing fancy just A.G European Transport, Spain/Portugal/France and have always avoided the 'customer/logistics/solution type cr@p…
Yes just like my firm,family name,village it’s based and the town,nice solid paint job and just the right amount of “bling”,I’m only mid 30s but I hate this modern spin put on transport and refuse to fall for all the pr rubbish
I saw a Badford Rascal van (remember those?), it had a flatback body about the size of a small table, said on the back ‘ALL JOBS TOO BIG’.
On side of van, Borrister & sons sunshade manufacturers, on rear doors,“The driver of this vehicle is a Blind man”.