Just got Royally Stitched up at The Co op, Radar Rd, Leicester, with a load of Mince Pies on board.
Not knowing the procedure, I pulled up on the left, thinking that they would let me in, then a wagon was exiting from the company next door, which meant that I was in the way, so I reversed back a bit & the Reefer behind me pulled into the space on the right, that I wanted (knob) he just played Dumb, even though he knew the procedure, but nipped in front anyway !
Then Johnny Foreigner pulled up behind in a ‘Euroliner’ & we were both told that we were in the wrong place & needed to be around the corner (ambient warehouse)
So ‘Johnny’ manages to turn round first & Scoots off to the other warehouse while I had to wait for ‘Monkey Nuts Push In Knob’ to get let in, giving me room to spin round.
So here I am stuck behind ‘Johnny’ while he strips his Euroliner out & watching the worlds slowest Fork Trick Driver unload it.
Happy Days, never mind. I’m not in a hurry anyway. !!!
Just started to unload me, but the only forklift is bringing pallets out with him & putting them up on the first floor of the warehouse, between each pallet on my wagon.
At this rate, it’s going to take over an hour to tip me !!!
martinviking:
Didn’t notice Pierre, why, did you ‘Help’ it on its journey ? Lol.
Though Im not the 1st person to bend it, AFAIK its bent about 6ins forward. I hooked it as moved left a bit away from the tannoy to clear my mirror as they only opened the RHS barrier for me to leave, the tip of the left barrier caught & rode up between the N/S mid lift mud wing & trailer, I didnt even get the chance to say “forgive me TNUK for I have sinned” before the jobs worth was on the phone to the office.
To add to my sins, I was in the wrong yard, & should`ve been in the ambient at the end of the road, the 1 you reverse into
prior, planning & preparation, prevents, ■■■■, poor, performance! 
THE 7 P’s 
merry Xmas! 
and vice versa northbound lane closures from J21