i dont think it’s a silly question, you might hasve been on the railways for all i know, you said you aint on the road, or did i read it wrong?
deaks it is said that you know, so come on, cough this mans identity up now! 
Mal:
deaks it is said that you know, so come on, cough this mans identity up now!
I do know Mal, but I’ve promised ol’ Scabby that I won’t divulge the critical info! 
When he announces who he is I’ll say how I worked it out - sorry mate, I’m sure he’ll reveal all in time!
Have a good Christmas.
Hey come on Mal,take it in the way it was thrown at you
you said you aint on the road, or did i read it wrong?
Well don’t drive HGV’s anymore & havn’t for quite some time. Is the Albion still a top motor ;lol:
Deaks will tell you, i’m just a big old wind up merchant & half of you will say “Who is he” when you do find out. the other half will know me & might have even … err no lets not gie anytihng away 
Did the postman arrive yet deaks ■■ About time the bugger did !
I spend some of my life in an office
some of my life in a car
some of my life in vans
some of my life under them
some of my life walking around them
Working out the little things helps…
Does it MT ■■
deaks, im proud of you m8, trustworthyness is a dmned rare thing these days! good on you!
hey, no offence whatsoever here scab, i hope theres none on your side m8! it’s just that the suspense is killing me, and i thought id try and gets deaks to blow the whistle on you!
Fair do’s m8, but he’s not likely to do that before he’s had all of his guessing prize now is he
I have sent something to him that we had made just for him, but still waiting for the other bit, of course if he grasses me, he will not get it
Devious scumbag I am too - another clue
take it there must be a lot of container drivers on here or how else could they get anywhere near the top of anyones list? no loading, no unloading, no sheeting, no securing of the load, no roping, no road sense! 
even tipper drivers have to make sure they get loaded with the right stuff!
scab-in-a-cab:
Did the postman arrive yet deaks ■■ About time the [zb] did !
It arrived today mate…
Ta Scabby, it’s gonna take pride of place on my… errr… bedroom wall I think!
scab-in-a-cab:
…still waiting for the other bit, of course if he grasses me, he will not get it!
Don’t worry, I await the next installation with baited breath - my lips are sealed!
Mal:
deaks, im proud of you m8, trustworthyness is a dmned rare thing these days! good on you!
Only a few gentlemen left Mal, am I right?
Pic doesn’t really show it in all it’s glory does it, maybe it was taken in your bedroom with the mood lighting on 
scab-in-a-cab:
Pic doesn’t really show it in all it’s glory does it…
No it doesn’t. I tried two or three and with it being dark outside, this is the best I could come up with. It was even worse with the flash on.
scab-in-a-cab:
…maybe it was taken in your bedroom with the mood lighting on
Maybe… or do you think it could be anything to do with the vaseline on the camera lens? 
Maybe… or do you think it could be anything to do with the vaseline on the camera lens?
STOP right there
Deaks:
Only a few gentlemen left Mal, am I right?
sad but true old pal, sad but true!
scab-in-a-cab:
I have sent something to him that we had made just for him, but still waiting for the other bit, of course if he grasses me, he will not get it
is the other bit a magnum of champagne 
Almost denis, had it been won last year maybe but this year we have none left
Clever Boy
there was a programme on the telly the other day, and somerfields made the best christmas pudding! fancy that eh!?
far 2 sharp
Guys why are we all wasting energy running each other down? Shouldn’t we put our energy to better use and give coach drivers some grief. They are definitely at the bottom of the list.
P.S. I pull fridges not tippers.
The postmen are very busy this time of year.
At least Deaks didn’t have to wait until March for the package to arrive, eh Scabby.