Talking of lazy…
I’m sat having a break at colsterworth sevices atm, and another driver who’s parked closer to the building (in the centre parking area) has just got out of his truck to take a pee against the trailer wheel. Ffs it’s only 50-60 yds to walk to the toilet here. No wonder drivers get a bad reputation
In 16 years of driving I’ve never crapped in the woods or pee’d in a bottle. I park where there are toilets and if there aren’t any, I don’t park there. People who park in laybys with no toilet and wash facilities do so because they allow their employers to bully them into doing so.
Likewise when driving down the road if I want to stop for a leak I’ll go into a services. I don’t allow anyone in the job to pressure me to get to a drop or pickup to the point where I can’t take 10 minutes out to go for a leak or a crap like any other member of modern society does. You won’t find the traffic office bods willing to squat over a carrier bag whilst sat at their desk so they can maximise the work they do so why should you?
Seems to me there’s 2 options. Either fit a system where when you lock the door from the inside an “engaged” sign comes up near the door lock. Or take an angle grinder and chop the bottom 4 inches off the bottom of the door so everyone can see your keks round your ankles.
ROFL Nearly fell off my chair, best laugh in ages 
emmerson2:
Some of the remarks on this thread are a complete load of [zb]!
These toilets have been in use for around twenty years in campers and caravans.
- THEY DO NOT SMELL
2)THEY ARE COMPLETELY SEALED (even if turned upside down)
3)THEY ARE TOTALLY HYGENIC.What sort of animals are you that compare doing in plastic bags, compared with doing it in a purpose designed fit for purpose container.
if some of you lot are examples of the modern lorry driver, then I’m glad I’m out of it.
You disgust me!
At last somebody with some sense and is thinking the same way as me, Thanks mate 
Surely you men an women must go regulary, myself I go clock work roughly the same time each day so I make sure I go before I park up but I can usually feel it ‘brewing so make sure I stop asap’ it’s not rocket science
Dont sh_it where you eat 
i have a dump at 7am, it’s always a goodn, so it does me for the day. i can set my clock by it.
it even knows when the clocks change. so i can be sure to be near a good bog, or have a plastic bag at the ready.
See I think I’ve found the ultimate solution to this discussion in Asda.
I could only use that for a ■■■■. My ■■■■ wouldn’t fit in it.
Can’t believe it prints out stickers and shouts out “encouraging” phrases at kids.
Conor:
In 16 years of driving I’ve never crapped in the woods or pee’d in a bottle. I park where there are toilets and if there aren’t any, I don’t park there. People who park in laybys with no toilet and wash facilities do so because they allow their employers to bully them into doing so.Likewise when driving down the road if I want to stop for a leak I’ll go into a services. I don’t allow anyone in the job to pressure me to get to a drop or pickup to the point where I can’t take 10 minutes out to go for a leak or a crap like any other member of modern society does. You won’t find the traffic office bods willing to squat over a carrier bag whilst sat at their desk so they can maximise the work they do so why should you?
Alleluia!!! Someone that agrees with me. One of our drivers was standing in the office boasting that out of 75 nights out he had only spent £5 on parking. His reasoning was that as he was saving the company money his job would be safe if the crap hits the fan. We get all our parking paid and they don’t stop us any money for the meal vouchers. Like you say if there’s no toilets don’t park there.
This thread has really inspired me 
Next week I’m going to install this in the Scania - I reckon the cistern will sit nice on the roof with some blue tack 
