Tipper Tom:
To last you til you retire was the question. What’s up old in. Eyes letting you down lol.
To allow you to retire was the question. The old boy’s eyes are fine. Yours apparently aren’t though.
Let’s hope the DVLA don’t find out or you’ll have to change your username… again.
Giro Tom perhaps? 
Half a million, would see me mortgage free and enough to boost my pension pot to a position that meent I could just leave it to do its own thing for the next 15-20years or whenever I decided to cash it in, by the way at present rates you need £750000 to buy £25000 per anum pension.
Then it would be bye bye tramping, and just do enough for us to live on comfortbly. and in between what little paid work I can get away with, I would be able to do stuff that I want to do but dont have time for now.
Any more would be a bonus, meaning I’d need to earn less to put towards day to day living, giving more time to indulge myself
Contraflow:
Tipper Tom:
To last you til you retire was the question. What’s up old in. Eyes letting you down lol.To allow you to retire was the question. The old boy’s eyes are fine. Yours apparently aren’t though.
Let’s hope the DVLA don’t find out or you’ll have to change your username… again.
Giro Tom perhaps?
I’d starve first
Not a great deal i dont think, house’s are paid and debt free as I stand/sit.
I would still work, whether I won £10k or £10m, doing what I dont know but I would get severely bored spunking around on the interest, theres only so many holidays before it becomes tedious, so working to achieve something, even if all the profit went to a charity rather than boost my own healthy pocket.
Plus I have gone to great measures to lessen my circle of friends for 1 reason or another to have a small circle of good friends, I dont want the old ‘friends’ knocking on my door if I won a shedload of cash.
I am happy where I live, I am happy where I drink, I can eat out when I want and enough hobbies and toys to keep me happy and in mischeif, with a load of money I will just go to dearer restaurant’s, drink in flashier bars, and buy dearer toys that i dont really need for my hobbies.
Stick yer cash, I will stick with my smile
Steady on, boys!!! I said I’m 70, not OLD!!! 
Age is just a number. It’s what you do with age is what counts.
I couldn’t give up work no matter how much i had. Work is more than a way of paying the bills
I’ve not worked out the exact costings but I’d need enough for breast implants, a ■■■■■ extension, 2 tonne of industrial vaseline and a small croft in Scotland, then I’d be truly happy.
Oh, and change left over to buy all my friends clogs.
the maoster:
I’ve not worked out the exact costings but I’d need enough for breast implants, a ■■■■■ extension, 2 tonne of industrial vaseline and a small croft in Scotland, then I’d be truly happy.Oh, and change left over to buy all my friends clogs.
What are you talkin bout Willis
Willis?
the maoster:
Willis?
Different strokes Gary Coleman
Tipper Tom:
the maoster:
Willis?Different strokes Gary Coleman
Ahh I see. Is that the little black fella?
Anyway, go to bed, you’ve two ladies to entertain so stop cocking about on a 'puter for Gods sake.
the maoster:
Tipper Tom:
the maoster:
Willis?Different strokes Gary Coleman
Ahh I see. Is that the little black fella?
Anyway, go to bed, you’ve two ladies to entertain so stop cocking about on a 'puter for Gods sake.
Yep that’s the chap.
With my back? They’ve more chance of seeing with fog
I would like to win the lotto. £100k what make me mortgage free so I would be very happy and live a lot more comfy. however I think £1 mill + would mean retirement from driving and I can spead my days enjoying the kids more and following my hobbies while the kids are at school.
If I won the lotto the first thing I would do is take a 2 week holiday and really have a good think, as my life would change a lot, I would figure out what to do and how to do it and maybe who ( friends and family) I would help as they have helped me when I was down on my luck, i.e. being laid off for 3 years and becoming a singer father.
Just enough to live comfortably, buy a brand new car, nowt flashy, a Vauxhall Corsa VXR in Arden blue and buy a nice house…
Whether or not I’d give up working, probably not as I’d get bored 
i put 5 million.
3 million to live off the interest and 2 million to spend on a big house, a nice car(or two) and just cos im nice a half million injection of cash into dad’s business to set him up for life.
I put 1 million but then id just stop working weekends
5 million would do.
I could then spend 4.5 million on drugs and hookers and then waste the rest
Noworries:
5 million would do.I could then spend 4.5 million on drugs and hookers and then waste the rest
Cheapskate
1 Million,converts to 50 millionThai baht,goodbye UK,never come back
Still £30 for a made to measure suit though