I got a bag of fresh air, minus the bag. As my mother used to say “blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall not be disappointed”
Slackbladder:
I got a bag of fresh air, minus the bag. As my mother used to say “blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall not be disappointed”
Are we working for the same mob? 
We get a bonus based on time of service , only been there 2 months but got £50 , also a Xmas party with all food , drinks & entertainment paid for in one of the more expensive establishments in the area , partners included, not bad for nearly 60 employees…
£20 Asda gift card!..Not bad for a years faultless work…eh?? 
£15 Tesco gift card
£5 for every complete month worked in 2013 (that’ll be £60)
A turkey (not the one I usually drive)
About eight cheese footballs and a mince pie at my first drop last night
I went paintballing for free with all the fitter’s i the workshops and i was meant to be going drinking with all the other drivers as they give the TM a lump of cash and they split it, just my luck though i get myself the Flu and a chest infection so apparently my TM is “gonna sort something out”
I got a book of money off vouchers from tesco and yesterday a Christmas card come through the letter box from tesco, it had a £1 scratch card in it, I won £10 
Winseer:
Contraflow:
Do you get a Christmas bonus?I woke up to an extra £500 in my bank account this morning.
Are you sure that wasn’t the rent cheque for £500 that just bounced being re-credited to the account as a correction?
Pretty sure.
What kind of moron chucks money down the drain on rent?
raymundo:
Xmas bonus !!! you havin a larf aint you, with this outfit lucky to get me bleedin wages.
+1, I’ve never had much of bonuses in my entire life, always in the wrong place I suppose…
always got £200 in cash,plus another £100 and a litre of glenfidich from the firm i was on permanant hire to-4 or five years so knew them very well!
work for a different firm now(not for long though lol!) nothing last year and nothing this year,not even a christmas do! tossers.
Nowt…again.
Chocolate advent calendar.
Seriously.
A calender. With pictures of wagons. Makes a good firelighter.
No but then I’m an owner driver !!
Sod all
A Redundancy Letter! 
Your lucky if your acknowledged at dhl , last 2 years not even got a happy Christmas before the 1 day we get off
Left my employer 9th December after 2 years with no sick time taken as i found a new job that actually pays for having a class one licence with ADR. ( Earned my old months wages and more in 2 weeks )
Leaving present/card was my P45 in the post, zilch.
I didn’t expect anything even after working an extra weeks notice to “train” the new lad taking my job. I have no quals in training, just experience, and my motto is " work to live and not live to work " 
■■■■ all as usual 
Xmas card with £150 inside and I’ve been informed I’m the driver of the new truck & spanking new 6car trailer that I’m off to Italy to collect in January 