Please, a little help

Abejesus please can you help me out, I’ve been such an eejit I own a fleet of trucks (all different makes, daf,scania,Volvo etc, and I’ve locked myself out of all of them, can you believe it!!!.
Now old seamus just needs to know how to get back into them can any of you fine folk on here give me any advice? Also does anyone know where all the quiet parking places are where I can park my trucks and not be disturbed, the more secluded and darker the better and I may be able to help you out with that old gas attack thread, my cousins sisters brother in law’s uncle twice removed did some tarmacing at one of Saddam Hussein’s palaces and was given nerve gas as payment, I don’t know what it does but it starts my van a treat on a cold morning! Awaiting your replies with baited breath!

Do you have any of that tarmac left over? I could do with me drive being re laid. Would £50 and a couple of cold beers cover it?

whats the point of this stupid post!!!

im completely lost

Transitvan+45galdrum:
Abejesus please can you help me out, I’ve been such an eejit I own a fleet of trucks (all different makes, daf,scania,Volvo etc, and I’ve locked myself out of all of them, can you believe it!!!.
Now old seamus just needs to know how to get back into them can any of you fine folk on here give me any advice? Also does anyone know where all the quiet parking places are where I can park my trucks and not be disturbed, the more secluded and darker the better and I may be able to help you out with that old gas attack thread, my cousins sisters brother in law’s uncle twice removed did some tarmacing at one of Saddam Hussein’s palaces and was given nerve gas as payment, I don’t know what it does but it starts my van a treat on a cold morning! Awaiting your replies with baited breath!

:smiley: I’ll tell you where I park and leave me battery cover off so you can hook yer pump up while you drain me tanks into yer 45 gallon drum …if you let me know your coming I’ll top up wit diesel and leave me wallet next to me keys for you too if yer like…good enough? :stuck_out_tongue:

I ■■■■■■■ hate ■■■■■■ :smiling_imp:

hyper26:
whats the point of this stupid post!!!

because of this post on another thread :wink:

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