My friend is quite wealthy and over the years he’s paid for his wife to have so much plastic surgery that, despite being over 50 she has the looks and body of a gorgeous a 20 year. But there was one part of her body that hadn’t been worked and my friend decided that she needed ‘a bit of a tidy up downstairs’ as the bacon was starting to stick out of the sandwich.
After discussion with the surgeon, his wife underwent the cosmetic surgery. She woke up in bed in the private hospital and there were three bunches of flowers on the bedside.
The first had a card that said ‘Can’t wait to get you home! From Your loving Husband’.
The second had a card that said ‘You’ve been a model patient, it’s been a real pleasure working on you’.
The third said ‘From Eric in the Burns Unit’ thanks for the new ears’
