A little while ago someone put a short video of how to make a plastic carrier dispenser out of a tissue box. I am sure it was one of @immigrants bizarre posts. (and It was much more interesting than polishing your tank or frilly curtain bollox)
Can anyone think what thread that was in ? i’m looking for ideas for the wifes birthday.
Can you not just buy her a new ironing board cover like the rest of us?
Buy her real silk Pj’s , Flowers chocs and champers .
Sorted.
The-Snowman:
Can you not just buy her a new ironing board cover like the rest of us?
eh?, what are they?
3 wheeler:
Buy her real silk Pj’s , Flowers chocs and champers .
Sorted.
don’t be silly
Nothing says romance like a new ironing board cover
My ex was chuffed to bits with the vacuum cleaner I brought her for Xmas, no joke! 
The joke present was the ironing board cover I also brought her! 
And no, we split for other reasons…
TheNewBoy:
Nothing says romance like a new ironing board cover
I gave my wife one yesterday and it went down a treat. She packed a whole load of clothes into a suitcase, went to her mothers with it and I havn’t seen or heard from her since. They are obviously loving using it
The-Snowman:
I gave my wife one yesterday and it went down a treat. She packed a whole load of clothes into a suitcase, went to her mothers with it and I havn’t seen or heard from her since. They are obviously loving using it
OBVIOUSLY!!!
Say some think romantic, like asking her if shes has had a good s— lately.
It was desypete, he used to BOAST about ■■■■■■■■ in them when tramping.
Evil8Beezle:
My ex was chuffed to bits with the vacuum cleaner I brought her for Xmas, no joke!
The joke present was the ironing board cover I also brought her!And no, we split for other reasons…
Did you get 50% custody of the vacuum cleaner in the split ?
As you need to keep the truck nice and tidy
3 wheeler:
Did you get 50% custody of the vacuum cleaner in the split ?
What do you think? 
But to be fair, it would only get dusty in my house!
For added excitement at crimbo I buy the wife ■■■■ lingerie two sizes too small and then place a bet with me eldest son on which words come first after the big reveal.
A, are they for someone else.
B, so you think I’m fat do you.
She got her own back one year by getting me a pack of extra large condoms.
Dipper_Dave:
For added excitement at crimbo I buy the wife ■■■■ lingerie two sizes too small and then place a bet with me eldest son on which words come first after the big reveal.
A, are they for someone else.
B, so you think I’m fat do you.She got her own back one year by getting me a pack of extra large condoms.
Were they the Silver packet ones or the gold ?
Hopefully Silver as the gold ones are for people who come first every time !