a bloke in the local square saw me, took me ON THE BACK OF HIS MOPED to a local mosque, the cleric there let me use his fone to ring saddam in pero who gave me the correct address! he then drove me back to my motor!! would that happen in watford?
Quite possibly now 
at Wheel Nut
Wheel Nut:
a bloke in the local square saw me, took me ON THE BACK OF HIS MOPED to a local mosque, the cleric there let me use his fone to ring saddam in pero who gave me the correct address! he then drove me back to my motor!! would that happen in watford?
Quite possibly now
oi cheeky ■■■■■■■■… that aint wot i said!!
got to agree with simon and jb
i find italians great, food is good,wine goes down a treat,weather and scenery fantastic,driving on their roads always puts a smile on my face.
they do have a slight mozzie problem in some areas 
jon
littlestepper:
i want to come an drive all over the u.k to see 1st hand what i wud be like i do the 48states,canada,mexico now its kinded of old
I’ll do a swap with you Littlestepper. You drive my Scania, on my job for a month or so and I’ll drive your Peterbuilt, with the 120" sleeper.
Unfortunately, I’ll be out of a job by the end of April, so this will have to be quick. We do a fair bit of European work, so you would have to bring your passport and be prepared to drive on the left hand side of the road, as well as the right .
All those places you go to would be new to me, the same as Europe would be to you. Seems like an ideal solution to me
Simon:
littlestepper:
i want to come an drive all over the u.k to see 1st hand what i wud be like i do the 48states,canada,mexico now its kinded of oldI’ll do a swap with you Littlestepper. You drive my Scania, on my job for a month or so and I’ll drive your Peterbuilt, with the 120" sleeper.
Unfortunately, I’ll be out of a job by the end of April, so this will have to be quick.
Sounds like a cunning plan to me 
Salut, David.