pirate joke

A pirate walked into a bar, and the publican said,

“Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.”

“What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine.”

“What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.”

“Well,” said the pirate, “We were in a battle, and I got hit with a
cannon ball, but I’m fine now.”

The publican replied, “Well, OK, but what about that hook?
What happened to your hand?”

The pirate explained, “We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and
got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook
but I’m fine, really.”

“What about that eye patch?”

“Oh,” said the pirate, “One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them crapped in my eye.”

“You’re kidding,” said the publican.
“You couldn’t lose an eye just from bird crap.”

“It was my first day with the hook.”

Good one,i will try and remember that one.

I like that!! :laughing:

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Good one.

It’s Talk like a Pirate Day ! (Hooray !)

Why are Pirates, called Pirates ?

Because they Aaaaaargh !

Why do pirates never bother to learn the alphabet?
Because they always get stuck at C.

How do musicians accompany a pirate?

with a guitarrhh :wink:


Where do Pirates Keep their Buccaneers?
A. Under their bucking hats ! Boom Boom.

Nosey neighbour peering over garden fence. "Why are you digging a hole, are you looking for buried treasure. Hee Hee "
Little boy. "No I’m burying my pet Gerbil "
Neighbour. “That’s a big hole for a Gerbil. Hee Hee”
Little boy. “Yeah well she’s inside your bucking dog”
Boom Boom