is anyone involved in the movement of pigeons to the continent?
you could be more involved with smuggling than you think.
the latest method of smuggling cocaine into yorkshire is by pigeon.
each pigeon carries 10 grams on its leg, and delivers it straight to the dealers house.
there have been some losses though. some of them pecked at their legs, and havn’t stopped flying.
limeyphil:
is anyone involved in the movement of pigeons to the continent?
you could be more involved with smuggling than you think.
the latest method of smuggling cocaine into yorkshire is by pigeon.
each pigeon carries 10 grams on its leg, and delivers it straight to the dealers house.
there have been some losses though. some of them pecked at their legs, and havn’t stopped flying.
Have they stopped doing E by gum injections then? 
I heard one dealer spent a fortune on homing pidgeons, set them off with H strapped to them and they went back to the owners house who called the police…
Madguy 
Rats with wings.
I saw some wearing Argos jewellery, Burberry cap back to front and speaking gangsta style; They were Homey Pigeons.
I saw one on the phone the other day in the third lane on the M25 heading to Calais with no passport in its claws.
One used to drive a scrap wagon for CooCoopers Metals out of Elgin, Swindon.
Pigeon pie.
NathanB:
I saw some wearing Argos jewellery, Burberry cap back to front and speaking gangsta style; They were Homey Pigeons.
Quality!
Certainly one for the mmtm thread
switchlogic:
Certainly one for the mmtm thread
+1
limeyphil:
the latest method of smuggling cocaine into yorkshire is by pigeon.
each pigeon carries 10 grams on its leg, and delivers it straight to the dealers house.
Does that mean that they’re drug coo-riers? 
Just seen one driving a new MAN in Coo-Op livery.
Talking of birds, Holly Willoughboobys’ ■■■■ look good on BBC1 tonight.
NathanB:
Talking of birds, Holly Willoughboobys’ ■■■■ look good on BBC1 tonight.
Now THAT does deserve a +1!!! 
Watched them all the way through on the voice. 
She does not look the same since popping a sprog out.The same with one of the Judges off BGT that was married to the guy that did that game show with two familes to win the money,the blond bird,who i have forgot the name,she looks different,the glow has gone,think she neary died in when popping her ankle biter out.
One for The Flying Squad methinks…
Pigs trotters in sauce.