Tony Blair is in a car being chauffered through country lanes. All of a sudden a pig runs in front of the car, there is nothing the driver can do and the car hits the pig and kills it. tony Blair tells the driver to stop the car and go up to the farmhouse and tell them what has happened.
Two hours later the driver comes back obviously drunk, smoking a cigar and with his clothes all ripped. “What the hell happened?” asks Blair
“Well” said the driver “I walked into the house and and said I’m Tony Blairs driver and I’ve just killed the pig. The Farmer gave me a cigar, his wife made me drink champagne and their 19 year old daughter ripped my clothes off and had her wicked way with me!”