Pervert On A38 Near Coleshill

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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Stopped in a layby and watched a bit of tele, when I noticed a mans head just below the tax disc holder, had a bit of a scare/moment, and he just watched me went back to his car put his four way flashers on, then his inside light on a few times. He then came back and just stood there, I told him to F*** Off !!,

edit = I screamed at him, maybe abit OTT, but there you go, I went into a right RAGE !!! :smiling_imp:

Lads at work have laughed about it, but I don’t find it funny, well maybe abit, but FFS, let me get to the end of the programme first :open_mouth:

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Then after the programme you can put your own interior light on :laughing: :wink:

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The reason for the Drivers Tizer bottle :grimacing:

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wtf? Hope he didnt "pleasure" himself over the front of your cab - Its a known about aberration innit? frickin` weirdo.

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String up these weirdos and dangle them from the nearest tree in these laybys.

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I was driving at about 3 am in rural France.
Peering in to the distance with tired eyes i saw a naked man stood in green Wellies pleasuring himself.
On another occasion at Le Mans Truckstop,an old battered car kept driving around my truck.
He knocks the cab door.He was deaf with an earing aid and wanted some action and he would pay for it.
I flagged down a passing Gendarme car.
Told them of the deaf man.
They laughed so much,nearly wetting their trousers.
On the National between Bordeaux to Poitiers,you would see old vanger cars with a house wife supplementing her income.
There was one stunner.About mid 20’s.
Blond withblue eyes.She went like a rattle snake.

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A45 going away from Northampton (before you get to the Red Lion) had a layby that was notorious for it lol, they’ve cleaned it up a lot now though.

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I thought that sort of brazen perverted behaviour was reserved just for Belgium.

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Is it a well known layby? There used to be one on the A19 known as a gayby for some reason. You may have upset him by not being a paying customer parked on his patch so to speak.

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The dodgy laybys in Belgium are safer to park with nocturnal activity.
Free security guards.
Thieves would not go there.

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Slackbladder:
Is it a well known layby? There used to be one on the A19 known as a gayby for some reason. You may have upset him by not being a paying customer parked on his patch so to speak.

theres public toilets in a layby on the a17 at swineshead and i was once offerd some fun in there, i declined the guys offer but i did give him my workmates mobile number to call him up. was quite funny when he called saying some guy had called asking if they could meet up so he could [zb] him off.

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i got “cottaged” in swansea west…this week,as did my mate,the following night.

im not anti gay or anything,but what annoys me is the fact he assumes im up for ■■■■/bum fun,just because i`m sat up with the curtains open.

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scotstrucker:

Slackbladder:
Is it a well known layby? There used to be one on the A19 known as a gayby for some reason. You may have upset him by not being a paying customer parked on his patch so to speak.

theres public toilets in a layby on the a17 at swineshead and i was once offerd some fun in there, i declined the guys offer but i did give him my workmates mobile number to call him up. was quite funny when he called saying some guy had called asking if they could meet up so he could [zb] him off.

Ha ha some of the lads at my place have been ‘offered’ there! Also my brother in law stopped there for a ■■■■ on the way back from skeg, a glory hole appeared and someone was watching him and said if he stuck his nob through he’d ■■■■ him off lmfao.

I thought he was nipping one off he was gone that long :wink:

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Standing just below your tax disc holder ?..maybe he was inspecting your… Ohhhhhh licence !! :stuck_out_tongue:

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Rooster:
Stopped in a layby and watched a bit of tele, when I noticed a mans head just below the tax disc holder, had a bit of a scare/moment, and he just watched me went back to his car put his four way flashers on, then his inside light on a few times. He then came back and just stood there, I told him to F*** Off !!,

edit = I screamed at him, maybe abit OTT, but there you go, I went into a right RAGE !!! :smiling_imp:

Lads at work have laughed about it, but I don’t find it funny, well maybe abit, but FFS, let me get to the end of the programme first :open_mouth:

Not too far from stonebridge island on the A45 well known dogging hotspot in the lay by’s (so im told lol :unamused: honest )

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I bet if someone gave them a good hiding, it’d be a homophobic crime and the dirty warped pervert would get off scot free.

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scotstrucker:

Slackbladder:
Is it a well known layby? There used to be one on the A19 known as a gayby for some reason. You may have upset him by not being a paying customer parked on his patch so to speak.

theres public toilets in a layby on the a17 at swineshead and i was once offerd some fun in there, i declined the guys offer but i did give him my workmates mobile number to call him up. was quite funny when he called saying some guy had called asking if they could meet up so he could [zb] him off.

ha ha ha that is brilliant still laughing my head off. quality :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing:

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commonrail:
just because i`m sat up with the curtains open.

What, so you’re game if you’ve got your curtains open :question: :open_mouth:

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toby1234abc:
The dodgy laybys in Belgium are safer to park with nocturnal activity.
Free security guards.
Thieves would not go there.

logic in that there madness

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Javiatrix:
A45 going away from Northampton (before you get to the Red Lion) had a layby that was notorious for it lol, they’ve cleaned it up a lot now though.

It’s still going on in that gayby and the one opposite. The law do pay occasional visits and prosecute after a woman out with her young child saw two blokes eating salami in a car and reported them. According to local rag.

There’s always something going on in most of the laybys on that road. Drive past between 10pm and 2am and there’s at least two cars in them. Most locals know about the goings on in them and apparently they are posted onto dogging sites.

The village just up the road, Mawsley, is well known as a swingers paradise