Penguin

Recently got job live stock from northern Scotland to London zoo had to pick up a pick penguin Aberdeen and to take a break Tebay services was told to load on double decker was told a hero then had break had lovely desert custard cream and a milky way coffee waitress was fantastic did a twirl and said do a double dip asked her name said lindore maltesser after this went bowling she was brill at skittles and at quiz brill on topics

Cool story bro…

Crap jokes go in Bully’s mate.

I see someone is still working his way through the christmas beers! :laughing:

I won’t get back the time I just wasted trying to understand this.

wtf :question: :unamused: :neutral_face:

Think he’s overdosed on selection boxes

Cosmic:
I won’t get back the time I just wasted trying to understand this.

Try and keep it on Topic eh :unamused:

Think David’s from a different planet- Mars maybe, or the Milky Way or even a different Galaxy.
I heard a Wispa that he might be a bit of a Fruit & Nut Case, somebody needs to get hold of him by the Curly Wurlys & Chomp on his Cream Egg.

martinviking:
Think David’s from a different planet- Mars maybe, or the Milky Way or even a different Galaxy.
I heard a Wispa that he might be a bit of a Fruit & Nut Case, somebody needs to get hold of him by the Curly Wurlys & Chomp on his Cream Egg.

If he carries on talking crap like that, they’re…Bounty. :blush: