North bound m5 this afternoon aproaching a foreign artic that was weaving all over the place,as i passed and glanced over the driver was peeling an orange on the wheel !
One slip and it could have been carnage !
One slip and it could of been orange squash.
I bet it was an a-peeling bit of driving 
Can’t have been one of the easy peelers, do them with one hand while the other stays on the steering wheel keeping you in control.
It may have been a Terrys chocalate orange, did he tap it , to unwrap it ?
You’ll never see that in Yorkshire; up there they can peel an orange whilst it’s still in their pocket!
Oh wat you moaning about…I use to roll a ■■■ while thundering down the M1 in a 7.5t before, that was many years ago when there weren’t so many tossers on the road … wouldn’t do it now … can’t roll them like I use to… 
But then peeling an orange, answering a mobile, eating a sandwich or simply drinking a coffee whilst travelling at speed…takes your eyes off the road and hands off the wheel…that’s results in carnage…
Everyone needs their ‘five a day’.
mickeyflyn:
North bound m5 this afternoon aproaching a foreign artic that was weaving all over the place,as i passed and glanced over the driver was peeling an orange on the wheel !One slip and it could have been carnage !
Oh my God, think of the children !! I’m going to bed now but after seeing that doubt whether I will be able to sleep 
automatic,on the cruise,steer with the knees,butter your sarnies and microwave your dinner while showing a break on the wire…must make boat rules apply…or is it only me again??
Swampey2418:
Oh wat you moaning about…I use to roll a ■■■ while thundering down the M1 in a 7.5t before, that was many years ago when there weren’t so many tossers on the road … wouldn’t do it now … can’t roll them like I use to…But then peeling an orange, answering a mobile, eating a sandwich or simply drinking a coffee whilst travelling at speed…takes your eyes off the road and hands off the wheel…that’s results in carnage…
was rolling a minimum of 60 a Day a few Decades ago. was not illegal then. (Well,They didnt know)
It’s not an offence as long as the driver has control of the vehicle.
It’s possible to peel an orange without removing your hands from the steering wheel.
Sidevalve:
You’ll never see that in Yorkshire; up there they can peel an orange whilst it’s still in their pocket!
YEP,i can also unwrap a cadburys cream egg in my pocket
Pfft.
Try rolling a ■■■ on a twisty A or B road
That’s taking the pith surely. (I’ll get my coat)
I passed a car yesterday and the driver was busy tapping away at an ipad that she had between both hands in front of the steering wheel 
Women…multi-tasking! I bet her orange was already peeled too.
You should have shopped him…to his jaffa.
The only reason I don’t is because when I tried it my hands and the steering wheel were sticky so i then had to get the wipes out as wel.
And ironically the wipes were citrus ones.