Peekaboo curtain missunderstanding

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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Honestly open curtains for this sort of performance are only acceptable at truckstops where other drivers will happily shout words of encouragement.

m.gazette-news.co.uk/news/145271 … al_estate/

A LORRY driver was spotted performing a ■■■ act on himself while parked up in a Colchester industrial estate.

Andrew Stanhope, 52, was parked in Hawkins Road at about 8.40am on March 11 when a woman on her way to work spotted him in the cab of his lorry.

The woman then reported the sighting to a colleague, who also spotted Stanhope and called the police.

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They even managed to get his name and age as well…thats got to be a first. ha ha

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Not RobRoy is it? :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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OVLOV JAY:
Not RobRoy is it? [emoji38] [emoji38] :laughing:

:slight_smile:

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I would say the obvious but the swear filter would Zb it [emoji38]

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Itys not ROB, hes got frilly curtains which cover his manhood. :smiley:

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I always pull the curtains if I’m knocking one out as not to offend members of the public but it’s a bugger when I’m driving.

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bald bloke:
I always pull the curtains if I’m knocking one out as not to offend members of the public but it’s a bugger when I’m driving.

That’s what your dash cam is for. Like playing an old Atari 2600. Just remember to turn the steering wheel and not the joystick. Don’t want an accident :laughing:

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He can do what he wants in the privacy of his cab, whoever saw him is guilty of voyeurism and being a pervert.
This reminds me of a free lorry park being shut by Melksham council as an old lady saw a lady driver getting undressed in her sleeper cab, housing estate overlooks the parking area.
What about the loos in Msa,s that have broken locks on the doors, you could go to jail if somebody saw you with the under crackers at half mast while pushing out a turtle.

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I’m absolutely disgusted and appalled by such behaviour… I mean who in their right mind knocks one out at 08:40AM in the morning :open_mouth: :laughing:
I’m usually knocking a coffee latte back at that time not getting the feet curling up on the vinegar stroke. I always shut my curtains when I feel like cleaning out the pipes and when open the curtains and pretend ive just had a strip wash if I’m parked having a break in a Truckstop or services :laughing:
What is most people’s way on here to " have a good few minutes to yourself"? Mags, ■■■■ sites or a bird you saw earlier that you have stored in the old memory bank? :wink: :smiley:

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I would had happily given that drive a helping hand, and closed the curtains

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■■■■■■00:
I would had happily given that drive a helping hand, and closed the curtains

+1
Oversights and schoolboy errors such as this are easily avoided if we keep an eye open for each other.

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OVLOV JAY:
Not RobRoy is it? :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

:open_mouth: You cheeky ■■■■ Jay ! :laughing:
I know I’ve been called a ■■■■■■ on here before from time to time, but don’t go and believe it ffs. :smiley:

Anyway if it had been me at least it would be ■■■ with someone I love. :laughing:

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robroy:

OVLOV JAY:
Not RobRoy is it? :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

:open_mouth: You cheeky [zb] Jay ! :laughing:
I know I’ve been called a [zb] on here before from time to time, but don’t go and believe it ffs. :smiley:

Anyway if it had been me at least it would be ■■■ with someone I love. :laughing:

What if that newbie wasn’t available :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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OVLOV JAY:

robroy:

OVLOV JAY:
Not RobRoy is it? :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

:open_mouth: You cheeky [zb] Jay ! :laughing:
I know I’ve been called a [zb] on here before from time to time, but don’t go and believe it ffs. :smiley:

Anyway if it had been me at least it would be ■■■ with someone I love. :laughing:

What if that newbie wasn’t available :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I think I’ve scared him off, he aint been heard of on here, since I told him I was serious and I knew where he lived. :laughing:

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you dont get time to do things like that roy do you lol

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daf3300:
you dont get time to do things like that roy do you lol

No I gave it up when I realised I couldn’t read small print anymore. :laughing:

Btw Paul just remembered that you wear glasses :laughing: