So this journalist says to Paul McCartney “Paul, following your divorce, would you ever go down on one knee again?”
And he replies “Show some respect, her name’s Heather”
When he started seeing her a few years ago, i got a text,…
we stood upon a grassy knoll
my hands were all a quiver
i undid her suspender belt
and her leg fell in the river
…a poem by Paul McCartney
and lately, that his lawyer wasnt going to leve her a leg to stand on by the time he had finished with her. 
What had 3 legs and lived on a farm?
Paul and Heather Mc Cartney.
Paul McCartney has given Heather a Plane as part of the divorce settlement…
And a Ladyshave for the other leg.
When she gets her divorce settlement, she is going to get legless 
Here is all that needs to be said on the divorce:
Give her 5 pounds & a baby carriage.
Happy pitching Birds Paul!