What is it with things going missing in the cab.
Do the night fairies get in at night and take things.
Is there a secret hole a magic gap.
How can a sock vanish or a pen?
What have you lost with no explanation?
I agree about the socks, I have lost dozens! 
Everything you can imagine. I can often be heard shouting ‘how the f… Have I lost that in here’! I lost my Kindle for two weeks earlier in the year. Turned up under the fridge!
The sliding drawers for storage are one to watch.Anything that goes under it will vanish and be lost forever.Or take it out.A complete strip out of the fascia and the area in the middle of the cab.
Behind the bunk.
Gubbins and what nots go down there.
The vents under the windscreen.
In your case,it is Bertie that hides your stuff to wind you up.
Bit of tragedy if he hides your ferry ticket or boarding card
Or fuel cards.Passport or bank cards.
I found 12 pens under my seat 
I used to have a pube monster living in my cab! Every morning when I got up the bloody place was covered in them, like little clock springs everywhere.
I cured it by taking a blowtorch to my genitalia. Problem solved.
Question is what was Toby using the sock for■■?
m1cks:
Question is what was Toby using the sock for■■?
a gear stick
Willie warmer.It gets cold at night. 
Steering wheel missing.You try driving with two Molegrips.
Both doors open on a windy day ,and the most important manufests ,receipts and anything else on paper disappears never to been again ,or you run after them stamping on the floor like you are putting a fire out 
toby1234abc:
Steering wheel missing.You try driving with two Molegrips.
this guy used only one
and is the copper any relation to our Angus
youtube.com/watch?v=oVAqJTJszfk
i lost the clip that stops the curtains coming off the end of the rail.
It turned up two days later on the passenger seat, in full view.
Not sure where it went in between.
I keep losing wooly hats in cabs, and months later they turn up all covered in 5th wheel grease, soft drink juice, and ■■■ ash - despite it being a cab only occupied by non-smokers.
Just be careful putting your hands down the backs of seats to retrieve something, god knows what lurks down there
Schofield:
Just be careful putting your hands down the backs of seats to retrieve something, god knows what lurks down there
…Probably the hat I lost in February! 
I have been rumbled driving my car with Molegrips in that You Tube video.
not lost much as such, but found some odd stuff. As I’m “only” agency i obviously get to drive all sorts, however, when out tramping for a particular company, setting up my bed for the night, Lifted the mattress to fit blanket then fitted sheet…
knickers, stockings and sheer top… 
slowly replaced the mattress…spent £50 on hotel at Stafford south!
Haven’t managed to lose the wife yet, but still trying.
"Can yer check the trailer brake light’s love ? ( in gear, h/brake off, as soon as She’s at the back of the trailer - leg it !)
" I stil miss ya Honey, -
But my aim is getting better "