just lost my evening job at the local bingo hall apparently a meal for two with a hairy view is not the correct way to call out number 69. 
They don’t let me call bingo any more. Don’t know why. Five and seven …twelve. Two fat ladies …should have gone to weight-watchers at number 37. Four and five … nine. Maggie’s den … room 15, Sunny Days Rest Home, …
Stupid game anyway 