tango boy:
seth 70:
Hey tango boy i spotted 2 of your motors s/bound on the a1 donny about 2ish,was it you palNo mate wasn’t me
How about two of you Cov bound on the M69 this afternoon yabbering away on the cb?
dri-diddly-iver:
Contraflow:
No, it’s not that I find dri-diddly-iver irritating, it’s that she seems to find much of the forum irritating… but she still visits anyway.
She seems like a very irritable person, as if she’s got some sand stuck in her ■■■■■■ or something.Well then [zb]! I’m not a she…
My sincerest apologies, I thought you were female.
Persistently moaning like a ■■■■■ is a trait often found in members of the fairer ■■■.
the maoster:
tango boy:
seth 70:
Hey tango boy i spotted 2 of your motors s/bound on the a1 donny about 2ish,was it you palNo mate wasn’t me
How about two of you Cov bound on the M69 this afternoon yabbering away on the cb?
Yep 
Contraflow:
My sincerest apologies, I thought you were female.Persistently moaning like a ■■■■■ is a trait often found in members of the fairer ■■■.
I’m transgender and not quite there yet 
My persistence needs to be worked on 
Anygood?
Other work while going to chippy
POA while waiting
Break when eating them
Job done
tango boy:
the maoster:
tango boy:
seth 70:
Hey tango boy i spotted 2 of your motors s/bound on the a1 donny about 2ish,was it you palNo mate wasn’t me
How about two of you Cov bound on the M69 this afternoon yabbering away on the cb?
Yep
I clocked you coming towards me at the last minute and flashed. My flash was probably obscured by the inconsiderate Sprinter that was passing me at the time however! The Sprinter driver was happy though as (unusually for a van driver) he must’ve been watching his mirrors and got a semi on when he thought that a real lorry was flashing him in as he spent the next ten minutes thanking me with a wide variety of left/right indicators. 
If only I could’ve explained to him that it was you and not him I was flashing at!