The other day I saw a professional driver parked on the the path and on the school zig zags, didn’t he realise this is really dangerous, those poor children could come out of school at anytime and be run over.
Do I get post of the day?
Afraid not, you forgot to say “so-called” 
■■■■ fine effort though 
You also missed the chance of a bonus point by using the alternative spelling of “proffesional”, beloved on this forum 
How can they get run over if he is parked up?
Also are people getting Quidco cash for using the word ‘professional’? its being used in every other post 
■■■■ - I forgot that one! Perhaps he was a “rouge” driver, whaddya think? Or do you not speak French?
EDIT:
The other day I saw a so called proffeshionnall driver parked on the the path and on the school zig zags, didn’t the rouge (I think this is froggie for unprofessional) realise this is really dangerous, those poor children could come out of school at anytime with their granny and mummy and be run over.
I once saw a so-called professhitunnel driver ironing his trousers on the dash whilst driving 
how dangerous is that? doesnt he know that the dash is made out of plastic and will melt 
Daft postby me. Deleted I hope 
EDIT Oh,good it’s gone.
MADBAZ:
The other day I saw a professional driver parked on the the path and on the school zig zags, didn’t he realise this is really dangerous, those poor children could come out of school at anytime and be run over.
8/10
MADBAZ:
EDIT:The other day I saw a so called proffeshionnall driver parked on the the path and on the school zig zags, didn’t the rouge (I think this is froggie for unprofessional) realise this is really dangerous, those poor children could come out of school at anytime with their granny and mummy and be run over.
10/10
Throw a job loss and a crippled dog into the second one and you’ve got the makings of a country song.
MADBAZ:
The other day I saw a professional driver parked on the the path and on the school zig zags, didn’t he realise this is really dangerous, those poor children could come out of school at anytime and be run over.Do I get post of the day?
Only a ■■■■■■■■ parks on zigzags. Nothing to do with safety, its because you get three points for it if you get caught. Unless you’ve parked after the crossing on a one way system of course.
MADBAZ:
The other day I saw a professional driver parked on the the path and on the school zig zags, didn’t he realise this is really dangerous, those poor children could come out of school at anytime and be run over.It could have been me! When I passed my test these weird zig-zags had not been invented and nobody from the government has bothered to tell me what they mean so I don’t think they apply to me, surely that must be right
Do I get post of the day?
MADBAZ:
The other day I saw a professional driver parked on the the path and on the school zig zags, didn’t he realise this is really dangerous, those poor children could come out of school at anytime and be run over.Do I get post of the day?
Sorry, you don’t.
How can you win post of the day when you use commas, a full stop and a capital letter?
Let’s not mention the correct use of an apostrophe in didn’t. Far better to use the more common, didn,t.
I will not mention though, “parked on the the path”.
Will nobody think of the father?
Coffeeholic:
MADBAZ:
The other day I saw a professional driver parked on the the path and on the school zig zags, didn’t he realise this is really dangerous, those poor children could come out of school at anytime and be run over.8/10
MADBAZ:
EDIT:The other day I saw a so called proffeshionnall driver parked on the the path and on the school zig zags, didn’t the rouge (I think this is froggie for unprofessional) realise this is really dangerous, those poor children could come out of school at anytime with their granny and mummy and be run over.
10/10
Throw a job loss and a crippled dog into the second one and you’ve got the makings of a country song.
How could you possibly give the second effort 10/10 Mr Holic?
Barry and his box of frogs had to resort to using the correct speeeling for the word that I have colored in.
9.15/10 really 
I wondered when that would be spotted.
DadsRetired:
Coffeeholic:
MADBAZ:
The other day I saw a professional driver parked on the the path and on the school zig zags, didn’t he realise this is really dangerous, those poor children could come out of school at anytime and be run over.8/10
MADBAZ:
EDIT:The other day I saw a so called proffeshionnall driver parked on the the path and on the school zig zags, didn’t the rouge (I think this is froggie for unprofessional) realise this is really dangerous, those poor children could come out of school at anytime with their granny and mummy and be run over.
10/10
Throw a job loss and a crippled dog into the second one and you’ve got the makings of a country song.
How could you possibly give the second effort 10/10 Mr Holic?
Barry and his box of frogs had to resort to using the correct speeeling for the word that I have colored in.9.15/10 really
Because to spell it correctly and incorrectly in the same post shows extra commitment to the cause and is worth 0.85 of a mark. 
Think of the children