apparently the Pakistan floods were caused by a suicide plumber.
Making jokes about potentially thousands of deaths due to flooding?
Is that not a touch sick?
Still, if that’s the craze and people are being swept along by it, I guess I will just go with the flow.
Bit early for Pakistan jokes, but they just keep flooding in.
Now then class 4b. Can anyone tell me where Pakistan is? Underwater Sir.
Terrible news from Pakistan. It’s stopped raining.
Apparently little Achmed doesn’t have to walk three miles to get water now. I am stopping my £3 a month to charity.
A charity single has been released in aid of the Pakistan flood relief…Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed.
The first Pakistani refugees arrived at Heathrow today, airport staff were told , whatever you do, do not wave at them!
Aid workers helping the victims of the floods say the stench in Pakistan is almost unbearable…and it’s going get worse now there’s dead bodies lying around!
It would take a hard heart not to laugh . Trouble is even saying the name of the country to the immigrant in the UK is against the law. If its Allah’s Will then they might try going to church once in a while. Strange thing is that the floods started in the areas where suicidal career students graduate . I did notice that the News tonight was 50/50 the P’ word - floods & cricket ; and football. So…no sound for 30 mins.
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Earthquakes,War,Floods
Pakistan sounds like a terrible place to live. Makes you wonder why they don’t all move to another country.
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Originally Posted by Iamnotapenguin
Sky News: Cameron pledges to flush Taliban out of Pakistan
I thought, “This new PM doesn’t [zb] about.”
What goes around comes around eh Pakistan…Those [zb] have been flooding Britain for years!
I’m getting sick of all the jokes on here about there only being one family involved in the Pakistan Floods. It’s completey insensitive. I mean, how do you think their brothers and sisters feel?
After appearing late at work for three days on the trot and telling the boss I’d slept badly, he gave me a sleeping pill.
That evening I took the pill, went to bed, slept like a log and appeared on the job at 6 am.
I gave the boss a smug grin when he arrived and said, “How’s that then?”
The boss said, “Where the ■■■■ were you yesterday?”
Joke by geebee in
David Cameron says he and his wife are just like millions of other middle class people in the UK.
So he’s calling us ■■■■■ then?
I have decided to write all my jokes in capitals from now on.
This one was written in London
I was approached by a member of Greenpeace in the street the other day and he told me that if I don’t donate £2 a month then people in Africa will die.
I cant believe Greenpeace employ such violent people.
I’ve just been given 2 weeks to live.
The wife’s gone away for a fortnight
some do gooders came round my house last night asking for donations towards the disaster in Pakistan, so i haned her my hose pipe and told her to take as much as they liked
Been doing some headbanging today
Not the 70’s rock music kind of headbanging.
Just driving my speedboat around in Pakistan
Nik Naks will soon be issuing a new packet of crisps for the floods in Pakistan
With every 10 packets sold they wil send a raincoat to each victim of the disaster.
The new “Nik Nak ■■■■ Mac” should be a big succes
