Overshooting the runway

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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Whoever it was in Lincoln Farm on Thursday night many thanks for soiling the pan in the toilet, it is best to position yourself in the middle of the loo so you do not drop your load around the top of the rim of the loo, not only that, it seemed that up to three users had done the same and nobody could be bothered to use the loo brush.Nobody could be bothered to use the flush.
I dread to think what your house is like and if you do the same there and whoever lives there with does not mind the odours drifting around while you are eating or in the shower, could say children get potty trained but can`t be assed. :grimacing:

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The Eastern Europeans normally get the blame for this. but it was happening years before they swarmed over here. we have a guy works for us that needs a mud flap fitted, he can get it all over the pan and a metre up the wall. :open_mouth:

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Tipper driver , perhaps,…eh,…Altitude ? :unamused:

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No tipper drivers leave it in a tidy pile :wink: not like cattle wagon drivers who get it all over the bloody floor. :unamused: :laughing: :laughing:

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Aye , and when driving uphill , we lay a brown carpet for others following , John :laughing: :laughing: .
Camouflaged-coloured fronts of cars , and dulled headlights , that don`t dazzle us . :smiley: :smiley:

Cheers, cattle wagon man.

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cattle wagon man:
Aye , and when driving uphill , we lay a brown carpet for others following , John :laughing: :laughing: .
Camouflaged-coloured fronts of cars , and dulled headlights , that don`t dazzle us . :smiley: :smiley:

Cheers, cattle wagon man.

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Should get a job in the Raf as a bomber. :smiley:

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I have heard it all, being blamed on Muslim and Eastern European Jews. However none of these use my local pub yet they still seem to manage to crap half way up the back splash.

It must be some sort of conspiracy or there are some lying zb on Trucknet :stuck_out_tongue:

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If you ever come across a blocked ‘runway’, it may well have been me :blush: I’m sure some of mine are big enough to be given a birth certificate!

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My daughter can rival a Naval torpedo when it come to the bog department.

Ken.

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Quinny:
My daughter can rival a Naval torpedo when it come to the bog department.

Ken.

And if your daughter is anything like mine she won’t thank you for sharing that information with us.