I ran into the back of this bloke’s car this morning…
We pulled over, and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
Well: You know how sometimes you just get a bit stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it… he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
‘I AM NOT HAPPY!’
So, I looked down at him and said ’Well then… which one are you?’
Very Good.
Glad your ok, those small shunts can be dangerous. 
Santa:
I ran into the back of this bloke’s car this morning…We pulled over, and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
Well: You know how sometimes you just get a bit stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it… he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
‘I AM NOT HAPPY!’So, I looked down at him and said ’Well then… which one are you?’
Did he stop short of hitting you? 
Or is this just another tall story?