That article has to be a joke. … 
I may be considered a grammar polizist, but the language in that article is shocking.
“The cops closed the road”
“There was no injuries”
Brilliant opening line though .
How did they know ? .
Driver , trying to dispose of a green uniform by any chance ? 
Casual Observer:
Brilliant opening line though .How did they know ? .
Driver , trying to dispose of a green uniform by any chance ?
You mean this opening line ?
Dozy the lorry driver was trapped under a bridge in Milngavie after attempting to drive through it.
The incident forced cops to close off the area surrounding the bridge which is where Auchenhowie Road meets Glasgow Road.