Truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge,so he stops, "what are you doing? he says, “I’m trying to commit suicide” she says. “Well before you jump give me a ■■■■■■■■” the trucker said.
After she’s finished, the trucker says, "Wow that’s wasted talent, "why are you committing suicide?
"Cause my parents don’t like me dressing up as a girl. 
