T’other half got me a pressie for passing the Cat C the other day. 
I am now the proud owner of the 2nd Edition Truckers Handbook.
Looks like a good read?
Be afraid 
be very afraid
only time wife buy’s me a present is when she wants something VERY expensive!!
Regards
paul
my dog leaves me presents, normally just outside my shed door.
my wife gets me a present everytime she goes out and doesnt spend any money on the barclaycard!