One of those days

So I get told I’m in the sprinter Luton for the day at 8am, no problemo I say.

9.35am- dozy cow runs into the back of me, no damage,let it slide. :unamused:

9.40am- same dozy cow runs into the back of me again!! This time bending the tail lift so it will only go down halfway. ■■■■■■■ great, handball all day. :smiling_imp:

2pm- come off the M40 for bicester, another dozy cow stalls on the hill, rolls about 5ft into me then just drives off As if nothing happened! Luckily no damage as I didn’t get reg no.

8pm- last drop in London before heading to the hotel, come back to the van and some ■■■■ has stolen the exhaust!!! Just unbolted it and left the bolts on the floor :imp: :imp:

How’s everyone else’s day been?

maga:
9.35am- dozy cow runs into the back of me, no damage,let it slide. :unamused:

9.40am- same dozy cow runs into the back of me again!!

I’m finding this a little hard to believe.

Are you sure it actually happened?

Better than yours :laughing:

Contraflow:

maga:
9.35am- dozy cow runs into the back of me, no damage,let it slide. :unamused:

9.40am- same dozy cow runs into the back of me again!!

I’m finding this a little hard to believe.

Are you sure it actually happened?

Have no fear, TN CSI are on the case. :unamused:

Good dodge of a genuine question. :unamused:

Members of the jury, I put it to you that Maga is talking out of his ■■■■ pipe.

was it a mercedes van ?

Contraflow:
Good dodge of a genuine question. :unamused:

Members of the jury, I put it to you that Maga is talking out of his ■■■■ pipe.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I am positively sure she ran into me at one island, then ran into me again slightly faster at the next island.

latique:
was it a mercedes van?

Yeah, Mercedes sprinter

It was all the same gang, the two girls were trying to get you to stop so that parner in crime could nick your exhaust.
Case closed! :slight_smile:

maga:

Contraflow:
Good dodge of a genuine question. :unamused:

Members of the jury, I put it to you that Maga is talking out of his ■■■■ pipe.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I am positively sure she ran into me at one island, then ran into me again slightly faster at the next island.

latique:
was it a mercedes van?

Yeah, Mercedes sprinter

know from being at hss last year that they get a lot of the exhausts stolen as they are expensive to replace and easy to nick crawl under four bolts pull and away on ebay next day kerching =£££££

Contraflow:

maga:
9.35am- dozy cow runs into the back of me, no damage,let it slide. :unamused:

9.40am- same dozy cow runs into the back of me again!!

I’m finding this a little hard to believe.

Are you sure it actually happened?

i find that easy to believe. Sounds like a novice woman driver. The experienced ones cause accidents without actually being involved :laughing:

:slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Latique:

maga:

Contraflow:
Good dodge of a genuine question. :unamused:

Members of the jury, I put it to you that Maga is talking out of his ■■■■ pipe.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I am positively sure she ran into me at one island, then ran into me again slightly faster at the next island.

latique:
was it a mercedes van?

Yeah, Mercedes sprinter

know from being at hss last year that they get a lot of the exhausts stolen as they are expensive to replace and easy to nick crawl under four bolts pull and away on ebay next day kerching =£££££

more like scrap the catalytic converter :wink:

The cats on these are meant to be over £1500 each and I’ve delivered to Merc dealers who have have had over 30 stolen over night/weekend from brand new sprinters awaiting sale or delivery the thieving gits sell them on sharpish. They’re even numbered and registered but not many care as long as they’re getting them cheap.

scanny77:
Sounds like a novice woman driver. The experienced ones cause accidents without actually being involved :laughing:

:lol::lol: