One for the Stobart Spotters

Took this picture earlier, in case any Stobart spotters missed this one. :laughing: :laughing:

Laurie Driver is a fictional character who occasionally appears in the cult comic, Viz. Most strips revolve around him murdering hitchikers and unsafe (and illegal) working practices, which this strip satirises.
In one strip, he is stopped by a police motorcyclist who tells him he’s shedding his load. The police officer inspects his tachograph, telling him he’s doing too many murders and tells him to rest at some point. While this parodies unsafe working practices, it’s also a satirical reference to Peter Sutcliffe. This is framed in a preceding scene where he goes to a diesel mechanic to get an engine misfiring fixed, saying:
ā€œIt sounds like God saying, ā€œBell ringingā€ over and over again.ā€
After this is fixed, he thanks him:
ā€œKill Women. Cheers.ā€
Further shorter strips have used this as a premise for their humour. The murders aren’t shown, but are humorously alluded to in one story where Laurie works as a driving instructor. He tells the trainee to use the clutch and throttle, only for the penny to drop when he tells him to ā€œwrap her in a carpet and dump her in a layby.ā€ This suggests that killing women is a mandatory activity for all Lorry Drivers.

i took a picture of stobarts in holland…

but you sneaky lil stobart ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  spotters aint getting it :stuck_out_tongue:

Very funny, but poor Photoshop skills!

photoshop fail!

pete904ni:
photoshop fail!

Yes, but a nerd will be along any minute with its true identity

gogzy:
i took a picture of stobarts in holland…

but you sneaky lil stobart ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  spotters aint getting it :stuck_out_tongue:

Haha!!

and there was me hoping for a picture of fiona in the middle of a creamy mess :frowning:

Here’s one for your big doll…

Too nasty ?

pete904ni:
Here’s one for your big doll…

Too nasty ?

Now THAT is how to manipulate a photo! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

am in fits