One for the CSI Trucknet brigade

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Looks a silly place to put an exhaust pipe :wink:

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ROG:

Denis F:

ROG:
It was caused by another driver who got fed up being blinded by the hay storm from an unsheeted load !!! :laughing:

That’s STRAW Rog :wink:

… trust someone to GRASS me up :laughing:

just part of the service Rog :stuck_out_tongue: :wink:

As to sheeting, If you manage to sheet it without breaking several thousand H & S rules and working at height regulations you can guarantee the sheet will be ripped to shreds by the time you arrive at your destination as nobody has bothered to trim the roadside hedges!

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Agency driver.

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Fire obviously

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I think it was a dead body that was chucked of a bridge ,and had a lit ■■■ in his hand. Vosa did it anyway :smiley:

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Could it be the STRAW that broke the Scammels back. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Sorry I’ll leave now. :blush: :open_mouth:

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Saaamon:
Agency driver.

knew I’d missed something

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He fell asleep.

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VOSA did it

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Bertie?

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It was obviously the same Delorean that threw the blue lorry over the M42. Years of abusing the space time continuum has addled it’s brain causing it to target slow lorrys.

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Nylon trousers. It’s a well known fact, Volvo seat material reacts violently with synthetic polymers and creates massive static electricity. Windsor Castle caught fire back in '92 when Prince Phillip sat down on a chair. The seat material was the same as an FL7. He was wearing a pair of taupe bri-nylon slacks. Coincidence? I don’t think so.

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Karl out of Coronation Street, but don’t worry Dev is on the case!

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That’s why I bought a truck with a down swept exhaust, upright will light up a load all day long

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You call that a ■■■■■■■ load ? Get it stacked up high ! … ■■■■■■■ boys doing mens work. :wink:

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Okey-Didley-Dokely:
Fire obviously

you beat me to it. It does look suspiciously like fire damage.

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Obviously overweight and needed to get rid of some before VOSA nicked him :slight_smile:

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There was a glimmer of sunshine so time to strike up the barby !

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Nope you are all wrong it was a spark from a passing steam locomotive :grimacing:

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TerryDactyl.:
Nylon trousers. It’s a well known fact, Volvo seat material reacts violently with synthetic polymers and creates massive static electricity. Windsor Castle caught fire back in '92 when Prince Phillip sat down on a chair. The seat material was the same as an FL7. He was wearing a pair of taupe bri-nylon slacks. Coincidence? I don’t think so.

is this why all those eastern Europeans drive dafs and Renaults then? :smiling_imp: :smiley: