I love the reference to Pentalvers…most appropriate!
I have been on this website for a number of tears and this thread has to be the most damning to Felixstowe dock ever. Absolutely brilliant and so close to the mark. I wonder if someone could upload this masterpiece to the "sky angels"webpage?.
Love it.
Docks and freight terminals have taken the Michael out of hauliers for years, London Gateway and the new system at Seaforth are hopefully the start of some new standards. Not holding my breath though.
Honestly, took me 3.5 hours yesterday on Trafford Park to get a box dropped off in Freightliner then a loaded one put on in DBS next door…queues all the way down Westinghouse Road and both sites only had one person on the gate and one lifter in action servicing the queues when I arrived 
Last week I was in Stobarts Widnes for 4 hours for a box off & on. It’s just shameful.
pmsl
Excellent, love the ran out of MOT waiting for a lift at pentalvers bit.
Brilliant, I have seen this item used for many different scenarios but this has to be one of the best.
I must admit, I found this in YouTube whilst looking at another video. Funny what you find when you go off on a tangent
Could someone not do one of these for the Richard Long thread 
Great video but a bit confusing for somebody who has never done container work. 
So let me get this straight, The haulier pays Felixstowe dock for the privilege of removing containers from the Dock for them?
Bloody Hell! 
Tesco will be charging hauliers to back onto their bays next.
Maybe the link should be forwarded / emailed to them??
They then MIGHT get the hint - or maybe not…
Bloody Brilliant
Amusing, at least. Typical lorry driver’s almost total absence of punctuation, grammar etc - Plus occasional use of a completely different word to the one he thought he was using. Is the author of that video on Trucknet, perhaps?
Roymondo:
Amusing, at least. Typical lorry driver’s almost total absence of punctuation, grammar etc - Plus occasional use of a completely different word to the one he thought he was using. Is the author of that video on Trucknet, perhaps?
Immigrant?
I particularly like the original Ryanair one
Ryanair one is funny,stewardess with a Sunny Delight overdose,fake orange tan.
‘I could of flown with the Luftwaffe…if that fat fu*k Goering hadn’t left most of it in the English Channel’!..The Pythons would be proud of that line. 