He got off on the m25 in a traffic jam ,he now works in the local hand car wash!!! 
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Traffic jam on m25 never!! 
Bet they don’t get a £2000 fine for that though…
Long way to travel to cuddle a sheep. 
100 miles 
Dozy woman called him a ‘gentleman’, maybe wont be so gentle when he comes back and robs her