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[norman_ingram]

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave I have so many hidden talents, I have not found all of them myself yet! But then it’s a nice surprise when they turn up. The last couple of week’s a lady who plays bowls on the next greens asked Norman can I play with you! my mate Stuwart and I said that is the best offer we have had in a long time, and noddy yes. WEll she had a game with us two in triples and won, she said she enjoyed it, and we gave her encouragement, I said yes women have told me before. Then she played again with me and won, at the tea break she said are you marry Norman I said certainly ask my wife of fifty years in July, are you, no but I have been married three times, two died, one was like you a continental driver who done long hours. Me being a nosey sod, asked what happened to the last one, Christine said oh I divoiced him, Why, because he wouldn’t die! Ps cross my heart it is true, waiting tommorrow to see what happens.

Sounds as if you want to steer clear of that Christine Norm.
Cheers Dave.

Dave you know I’m used to danger but would you eat if you was married to a women who had three husbands.

Only if I cooked the food and had a lock on the fridge Norm.
Cheers Dave.

Good job that I can cook then or & have lost all that weight just have to keep it off now

Bet you look good with it Ang, do we get a new photo, of a new slimmer self

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave I have so many hidden talents, I have not found all of them myself yet! But then it’s a nice surprise when they turn up. The last couple of week’s a lady who plays bowls on the next greens asked Norman can I play with you! my mate Stuwart and I said that is the best offer we have had in a long time, and noddy yes. WEll she had a game with us two in triples and won, she said she enjoyed it, and we gave her encouragement, I said yes women have told me before. Then she played again with me and won, at the tea break she said are you marry Norman I said certainly ask my wife of fifty years in July, are you, no but I have been married three times, two died, one was like you a continental driver who done long hours. Me being a nosey sod, asked what happened to the last one, Christine said oh I divoiced him, Why, because he wouldn’t die! Ps cross my heart it is true, waiting tommorrow to see what happens.

Sounds as if you want to steer clear of that Christine Norm.
Cheers Dave.

Dave you know I’m used to danger but would you eat if you was married to a women who had three husbands.

Only if I cooked the food and had a lock on the fridge Norm.
Cheers Dave.

Good job that I can cook then or & have lost all that weight just have to keep it off now

Bet you look good with it Ang, do we get a new photo, of a new slimmer self

In the leathers would be nice.
Cheers Dave.

[kevmac47]

Out of the leathers would be nicer.
Regards Kev.

[dave_the_renegade]

kevmac47:
Out of the leathers would be nicer.
Regards Kev.

With or without I would have thought Kev. Sorry Ang.
Cheers Dave.

[animal]

Dave the Renegade:

kevmac47:
Out of the leathers would be nicer.
Regards Kev.

With or without I would have thought Kev. Sorry Ang.
Cheers Dave.

Sorry but there not a pic of me as yet

[kevmac47]

Ang, if you need a photo of you without the leathers can I volunteer for the camera job?
After all friends are here to help each other out aren’t they ? Regards Kev.
Ps no dirty old man comments please just cos I thought of it first.

[simon]

kevmac47:
Ang, if you need a photo of you without the leathers can I volunteer for the camera job?
After all friends are here to help each other out aren’t they ? Regards Kev.
Ps no dirty old man comments please just cos I thought of it first.

Oh no you didn’t, you just posted first

[dave_the_renegade]

Never mind jockeying for the photo,just take it chaps.

[kevmac47]

Simon:

kevmac47:
Ang, if you need a photo of you without the leathers can I volunteer for the camera job?
After all friends are here to help each other out aren’t they ? Regards Kev.
Ps no dirty old man comments please just cos I thought of it first.

Oh no you didn’t, you just posted first

Phew!! when I saw Mod flash up thought I’d been censored. regards Kev.Ps great minds think alike!

[dave_the_renegade]

kevmac47:

Simon:

kevmac47:
Ang, if you need a photo of you without the leathers can I volunteer for the camera job?
After all friends are here to help each other out aren’t they ? Regards Kev.
Ps no dirty old man comments please just cos I thought of it first.

Oh no you didn’t, you just posted first

Phew!! when I saw Mod flash up thought I’d been censored. regards Kev.Ps great minds think alike!

He’s a Mod.Ang is a Rocker.
Cheers Dave.

[kevmac47]

Dave the Renegade:

kevmac47:

Simon:

kevmac47:
Ang, if you need a photo of you without the leathers can I volunteer for the camera job?
After all friends are here to help each other out aren’t they ? Regards Kev.
Ps no dirty old man comments please just cos I thought of it first.

Oh no you didn’t, you just posted first

Phew!! when I saw Mod flash up thought I’d been censored. regards Kev.Ps great minds think alike!

He’s a Mod.Ang is a Rocker.
Cheers Dave.

Wonder where she is tonight? Oiling the leathers perhaps.

[simon]

kevmac47:

Simon:

kevmac47:
Ang, if you need a photo of you without the leathers can I volunteer for the camera job?
After all friends are here to help each other out aren’t they ? Regards Kev.
Ps no dirty old man comments please just cos I thought of it first.

Oh no you didn’t, you just posted first

Phew!! when I saw Mod flash up thought I’d been censored. regards Kev.Ps great minds think alike!

You filthy minded [zb]

[lawrence_dunbar]

Ang, ignore all this patter, & look forward to the get together in June, & your drinks are on me, I think you are a real canny lass & should be treat accordingley which I sure everyone will agree, Regards Larry.

[dave_the_renegade]

As an interlude here is a wagon and drag.

[animal]

Lawrence Dunbar:
Ang, ignore all this patter, & look forward to the get together in June, & your drinks are on me, I think you are a real canny lass & should be treat accordingley which I sure everyone will agree, Regards Larry.

Thank you I may have the leathers on for that do so Kev you can take the pic

But may be with a “mate” who is not from this area

[dave_the_renegade]

animal:

Lawrence Dunbar:
Ang, ignore all this patter, & look forward to the get together in June, & your drinks are on me, I think you are a real canny lass & should be treat accordingley which I sure everyone will agree, Regards Larry.

Thank you I may have the leathers on for that do so Kev you can take the pic

But may be with a “mate” who is not from this area

Will wait to see the pic with bated breath.
Cheers Dave.

[bewick]

animal:

Lawrence Dunbar:
Ang, ignore all this patter, & look forward to the get together in June, & your drinks are on me, I think you are a real canny lass & should be treat accordingley which I sure everyone will agree, Regards Larry.

Thank you I may have the leathers on for that do so Kev you can take the pic

But may be with a “mate” who is not from this area

Could be a “punch up” brewing here !!! Anon 1.

[lawrence_dunbar]

Bewick:

animal:

Lawrence Dunbar:
Ang, ignore all this patter, & look forward to the get together in June, & your drinks are on me, I think you are a real canny lass & should be treat accordingley which I sure everyone will agree, Regards Larry.

Thank you I may have the leathers on for that do so Kev you can take the pic

But may be with a “mate” who is not from this area

Could be a “punch up” brewing here !!! Anon 1.

How many rounds do you reckon ■■, [Of malts to get fired up], Regards Larry

[kevmac47]

Lawrence Dunbar:

Bewick:

animal:

Lawrence Dunbar:
Ang, ignore all this patter, & look forward to the get together in June, & your drinks are on me, I think you are a real canny lass & should be treat accordingley which I sure everyone will agree, Regards Larry.

Thank you I may have the leathers on for that do so Kev you can take the pic

But may be with a “mate” who is not from this area

Could be a “punch up” brewing here !!! Anon 1.

How many rounds do you reckon ■■, [Of malts to get fired up], Regards Larry

I won’t be there Ang, I’ve jst been informed that I have two birthay parties to attend in Berkshire that weekend. Regards Kev. Ps im gonna miss the leathers

[dave_the_renegade]

kevmac47:

Lawrence Dunbar:

Bewick:

animal:

Lawrence Dunbar:
Ang, ignore all this patter, & look forward to the get together in June, & your drinks are on me, I think you are a real canny lass & should be treat accordingley which I sure everyone will agree, Regards Larry.

Thank you I may have the leathers on for that do so Kev you can take the pic

But may be with a “mate” who is not from this area

Could be a “punch up” brewing here !!! Anon 1.

How many rounds do you reckon ■■, [Of malts to get fired up], Regards Larry

I won’t be there Ang, I’ve jst been informed that I have two birthay parties to attend in Berkshire that weekend. Regards Kev. Ps im gonna miss the leathers 10

Which one out of the four are you Kev
Cheers Dave.