Oldest member on this forum.Also wit and wisdom!

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:
Watch it Ang, two bottles of malt, I smell a rat, do you think Larry might really taking advantage of you! If you was my daughter I would say wear your chasty belt.

Now that should get a reaction Norm !!! From one or the other.
Cheers Dave.

[lawrence_dunbar]

Well now lads Let Me Tell You Our Ang Is Quite safe with me, the whiskey is for both of us to enjoy, as Im sure our Ang will agree, You must know that Im a retired haulage contractor, just enjoying my senior years, & may I add this thread is making it very enjoyable, & Ang is a treat to talk with, & I look forward to seeing her in June doon the toon, Regards Larry.

[norman_ingram]

All I can sing is, " Gone Fishing " wow I got a couple of nibbles!

[dave_the_renegade]

Talented at teaching people to swim and bite Norm.Is there no end to your skills.
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

Dave I have so many hidden talents, I have not found all of them myself yet! But then it’s a nice surprise when they turn up. The last couple of week’s a lady who plays bowls on the next greens asked Norman can I play with you! my mate Stuwart and I said that is the best offer we have had in a long time, and noddy yes. WEll she had a game with us two in triples and won, she said she enjoyed it, and we gave her encouragement, I said yes women have told me before. Then she played again with me and won, at the tea break she said are you marry Norman I said certainly ask my wife of fifty years in July, are you, no but I have been married three times, two died, one was like you a continental driver who done long hours. Me being a nosey sod, asked what happened to the last one, Christine said oh I divoiced him, Why, because he wouldn’t die! Ps cross my heart it is true, waiting tommorrow to see what happens.

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:
Dave I have so many hidden talents, I have not found all of them myself yet! But then it’s a nice surprise when they turn up. The last couple of week’s a lady who plays bowls on the next greens asked Norman can I play with you! my mate Stuwart and I said that is the best offer we have had in a long time, and noddy yes. WEll she had a game with us two in triples and won, she said she enjoyed it, and we gave her encouragement, I said yes women have told me before. Then she played again with me and won, at the tea break she said are you marry Norman I said certainly ask my wife of fifty years in July, are you, no but I have been married three times, two died, one was like you a continental driver who done long hours. Me being a nosey sod, asked what happened to the last one, Christine said oh I divoiced him, Why, because he wouldn’t die! Ps cross my heart it is true, waiting tommorrow to see what happens.

Sounds as if you want to steer clear of that Christine Norm.
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave I have so many hidden talents, I have not found all of them myself yet! But then it’s a nice surprise when they turn up. The last couple of week’s a lady who plays bowls on the next greens asked Norman can I play with you! my mate Stuwart and I said that is the best offer we have had in a long time, and noddy yes. WEll she had a game with us two in triples and won, she said she enjoyed it, and we gave her encouragement, I said yes women have told me before. Then she played again with me and won, at the tea break she said are you marry Norman I said certainly ask my wife of fifty years in July, are you, no but I have been married three times, two died, one was like you a continental driver who done long hours. Me being a nosey sod, asked what happened to the last one, Christine said oh I divoiced him, Why, because he wouldn’t die! Ps cross my heart it is true, waiting tommorrow to see what happens.

Sounds as if you want to steer clear of that Christine Norm.
Cheers Dave.

Dave you know I’m used to danger but would you eat if you was married to a women who had three husbands.

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave I have so many hidden talents, I have not found all of them myself yet! But then it’s a nice surprise when they turn up. The last couple of week’s a lady who plays bowls on the next greens asked Norman can I play with you! my mate Stuwart and I said that is the best offer we have had in a long time, and noddy yes. WEll she had a game with us two in triples and won, she said she enjoyed it, and we gave her encouragement, I said yes women have told me before. Then she played again with me and won, at the tea break she said are you marry Norman I said certainly ask my wife of fifty years in July, are you, no but I have been married three times, two died, one was like you a continental driver who done long hours. Me being a nosey sod, asked what happened to the last one, Christine said oh I divoiced him, Why, because he wouldn’t die! Ps cross my heart it is true, waiting tommorrow to see what happens.

Sounds as if you want to steer clear of that Christine Norm.
Cheers Dave.

Dave you know I’m used to danger but would you eat if you was married to a women who had three husbands.

Only if I cooked the food and had a lock on the fridge Norm.
Cheers Dave.

[kevmac47]

I know your partial to the “Brown Dog” Dave, I might be able to spare you a drop from my “strategic reserve” if you ask nicely. Its a good job whisky doesn’t come in this size bottle. Certain gents on here would suffer a hernia collecting their weekly supplies. Regards Kev.

[animal]

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave I have so many hidden talents, I have not found all of them myself yet! But then it’s a nice surprise when they turn up. The last couple of week’s a lady who plays bowls on the next greens asked Norman can I play with you! my mate Stuwart and I said that is the best offer we have had in a long time, and noddy yes. WEll she had a game with us two in triples and won, she said she enjoyed it, and we gave her encouragement, I said yes women have told me before. Then she played again with me and won, at the tea break she said are you marry Norman I said certainly ask my wife of fifty years in July, are you, no but I have been married three times, two died, one was like you a continental driver who done long hours. Me being a nosey sod, asked what happened to the last one, Christine said oh I divoiced him, Why, because he wouldn’t die! Ps cross my heart it is true, waiting tommorrow to see what happens.

Sounds as if you want to steer clear of that Christine Norm.
Cheers Dave.

Dave you know I’m used to danger but would you eat if you was married to a women who had three husbands.

Only if I cooked the food and had a lock on the fridge Norm.
Cheers Dave.

Good job that I can cook then or & have lost all that weight just have to keep it off now

[dave_the_renegade]

kevmac47:
I know your partial to the “Brown Dog” Dave, I might be able to spare you a drop from my “strategic reserve” if you ask nicely. Its a good job whisky doesn’t come in this size bottle. Certain gents on here would suffer a hernia collecting their weekly supplies. Regards Kev.0

Nice one Kev.I think the contents of a bottle of beer that size would see us off,let alone one that size in scotch.
Cheers Dave.

[dave_the_renegade]

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave you know I’m used to danger but would you eat if you was married to a women who had three husbands.

Only if I cooked the food and had a lock on the fridge Norm.
Cheers Dave.

Good job that I can cook then or & have lost all that weight just have to keep it off now

You will have to put a diet sheet on here Ang.I could do with losing a couple of stone.As long as the diet includes a drink of beer.
Cheers Dave.

[kevmac47]

Dave the Renegade:

kevmac47:
I know your partial to the “Brown Dog” Dave, I might be able to spare you a drop from my “strategic reserve” if you ask nicely. Its a good job whisky doesn’t come in this size bottle. Certain gents on here would suffer a hernia collecting their weekly supplies. Regards Kev.0

Nice one Kev.I think the contents of a bottle of beer that size would see us off,let alone one that size in scotch.
Cheers Dave.

Dave, there’s blokes around here would say that was just a hipflask. . regards Kev.

[dave_the_renegade]

kevmac47:

Dave the Renegade:

kevmac47:
I know your partial to the “Brown Dog” Dave, I might be able to spare you a drop from my “strategic reserve” if you ask nicely. Its a good job whisky doesn’t come in this size bottle. Certain gents on here would suffer a hernia collecting their weekly supplies. Regards Kev.0

Nice one Kev.I think the contents of a bottle of beer that size would see us off,let alone one that size in scotch.
Cheers Dave.

Dave, there’s blokes around here would say that was just a hipflask. . regards Kev.

Reading some of the posts on this thread I can nearly believe it Kev.
Cheers Dave.

[lawrence_dunbar]

Oh dear, Ive just benn informed by my finacial advisor that I cant go out to-night because its bloody raining & I would get wet, Im not bothered about getting wet, as long as it is nice tasting wet stuff, so I said OK, Pet I shall stay in & get wet at home, Isnt she a darling thinking of me all the time, what a lovley lass Im blessed with, Regards Larry.PS Just opened my hip flask, to savour the flavour, OOH I must behave myself musent I Or you lot will say I told you didnt I (Thats if your from the Sarf of course.

[dave_the_renegade]

Haven’t noticed anyone from the sarf on this thread Larry.Come to think of it.I haven’t noticed anybody behaving themselves.Life’s for living.
Cheers Dave.

[animal]

Dave the Renegade:
Haven’t noticed anyone from the sarf on this thread Larry.Come to think of it.I haven’t noticed anybody behaving themselves.Life’s for living.
Cheers Dave.

So true as I am growing old disgracefully as my kid say

[dave_the_renegade]

animal:

Dave the Renegade:
Haven’t noticed anyone from the sarf on this thread Larry.Come to think of it.I haven’t noticed anybody behaving themselves.Life’s for living.
Cheers Dave.

So true as I am growing old disgracefully as my kid say

You are one the youngest on here that’s growing old disgracefully Ang.The rest of us are older and just disgraceful.
Cheers Dave.

[kevmac47]

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:
Haven’t noticed anyone from the sarf on this thread Larry.Come to think of it.I haven’t noticed anybody behaving themselves.Life’s for living.
Cheers Dave.

So true as I am growing old disgracefully as my kid say

You are one the youngest on here that’s growing old disgracefully Ang.The rest of us are older and just disgraceful.
Cheers Dave.

Its taken me forty odd years of doing this job to reach this dizzy height (or depth) of disgracefulness. I’m quite proud of it.
Ps im not quite so proud of my spelling and grammar. regards Kev.

[lawrence_dunbar]

Come on Kev, The years are passing by quicker than you think, what you & I have achieved over the last few years like many other of our age group, we have done it , & ■■■■ the T shirt crap we are real men that have been there & done it for real, & we are still here to talk about it, Rock on Larry, & all those WHO want to join In. See you at the doe in June Doon The The Toon. Regards larry