Oldest member on this forum.Also wit and wisdom!

[dave_the_renegade]

Here’s a nice old AEC in good working order for you drivers to fight for
Cheers Dave.

[sammyopisite]

kevmac47:

sammyopisite:

Bewick:
Is a r-e-t-r-o-b-a-t-e someone from the past who has never grown up and refuses to acknowledge that they have ?
[/quote Dennis if we go and sup all the bushmills whiskey ( Irish whiskey as an “e” in ) would that be childish and immature if it is I will start now
cheers Johnnie hic, hic,hic,

Johnnie if whiskey (with an E) drinking is a measure for immaturity i’m back in my pram, bring it on boys. . Dennis as you know growing old is mandatory if you don’t want to consider the alternative. On the other hand growing up is no fun. regards Kev.

Kev you would end up with someone pushing you in the pram and SHE would take the bottle off of you
cheers Johnnie

[grumpy_old_man]

kevmac47:
Welcome to the thread Charles, I hope you dont put me in the same bracket as the “mature gentlemen.” I am just a boy
compared to our comedy duo of Harry & Larry and the rest of the idle reprobates that inhabit this thread, :D
Harry as usual has got it wrong calling Norman a “sand dancer”, Norman may indeed have danced on the sands of exotic araby as a middle east driver, but a true “sand dancer” can only be someone born in our fabulous seaside resort of
South Shields, I hasten to add that I wasn’t crippled with this affliction, but I must confess to the fact that I married a “sandy”. I blame extreme youth and hormones for this lapse, I can only thank fate that my kids escaped the taint of being born as “sandys”. I will now retire to the air raid shelter as I’m sure the s will hit the fan now.
As Harry mentioned toilet walls here is a little ditty I dredged up from my recent childhood . The painters work was all in vain, the s** house poet strikes again! I thank you.Ps in geordie venacular a toilet is known as a “netty”.
regards Kev, as you can tell verbal diaohrea is my speciality ( but i’m not sure of the spelling).

“Idle Reprobates”, oh I DO like that, what a wonderful phrase…thinking about it, it just about sums me up.
This “idle reprobate” is well in to a rather splendid bottle of Ardbeg, waiting in the wings is another little pressie…Langavulin. I deserve it.
And to all you tanker lads (petroleum products) dust the licenses off, we might be needed. The Jaguar is parked in the garage because the tank is nearly empty and diesel round these parts is sold out.

[animal]

Bewick:
Is a r-e-t-r-o-b-a-t-e someone from the past who has never grown up and refuses to acknowledge that they have ?

Not included as I am just the Black sheep

[kevmac47]

grumpy old man:

kevmac47:
Welcome to the thread Charles, I hope you dont put me in the same bracket as the “mature gentlemen.” I am just a boy
compared to our comedy duo of Harry & Larry and the rest of the idle reprobates that inhabit this thread, :D
Harry as usual has got it wrong calling Norman a “sand dancer”, Norman may indeed have danced on the sands of exotic araby as a middle east driver, but a true “sand dancer” can only be someone born in our fabulous seaside resort of
South Shields, I hasten to add that I wasn’t crippled with this affliction, but I must confess to the fact that I married a “sandy”. I blame extreme youth and hormones for this lapse, I can only thank fate that my kids escaped the taint of being born as “sandys”. I will now retire to the air raid shelter as I’m sure the s will hit the fan now.
As Harry mentioned toilet walls here is a little ditty I dredged up from my recent childhood . The painters work was all in vain, the s** house poet strikes again! I thank you.Ps in geordie venacular a toilet is known as a “netty”.
regards Kev, as you can tell verbal diaohrea is my speciality ( but i’m not sure of the spelling).

“Idle Reprobates”, oh I DO like that, what a wonderful phrase…thinking about it, it just about sums me up.
This “idle reprobate” is well in to a rather splendid bottle of Ardbeg, waiting in the wings is another little pressie…Langavulin. I deserve it.
And to all you tanker lads (petroleum products) dust the licenses off, we might be needed. The Jaguar is parked in the garage because the tank is nearly empty and diesel round these parts is sold out.

Brian, I’m very pleased someone appreciates my command of the english language, It does my heart good to know my selfless quest to better my vocablulary has not been in vain!!It’s just a pity you and I seem to be in a minority on this thread. Us “bottle of broons” and “ee by gooms” can teach them all a thing or two about grammer and good manners. Regards Kev. Ps incoming !!! take cover.

[dave_the_renegade]

kevmac47:

grumpy old man:

kevmac47:
Welcome to the thread Charles, I hope you dont put me in the same bracket as the “mature gentlemen.” I am just a boy
compared to our comedy duo of Harry & Larry and the rest of the idle reprobates that inhabit this thread, :D
Harry as usual has got it wrong calling Norman a “sand dancer”, Norman may indeed have danced on the sands of exotic araby as a middle east driver, but a true “sand dancer” can only be someone born in our fabulous seaside resort of
South Shields, I hasten to add that I wasn’t crippled with this affliction, but I must confess to the fact that I married a “sandy”. I blame extreme youth and hormones for this lapse, I can only thank fate that my kids escaped the taint of being born as “sandys”. I will now retire to the air raid shelter as I’m sure the s will hit the fan now.
As Harry mentioned toilet walls here is a little ditty I dredged up from my recent childhood . The painters work was all in vain, the s** house poet strikes again! I thank you.Ps in geordie venacular a toilet is known as a “netty”.
regards Kev, as you can tell verbal diaohrea is my speciality ( but i’m not sure of the spelling).

“Idle Reprobates”, oh I DO like that, what a wonderful phrase…thinking about it, it just about sums me up.
This “idle reprobate” is well in to a rather splendid bottle of Ardbeg, waiting in the wings is another little pressie…Langavulin. I deserve it.
And to all you tanker lads (petroleum products) dust the licenses off, we might be needed. The Jaguar is parked in the garage because the tank is nearly empty and diesel round these parts is sold out.

Brian, I’m very pleased someone appreciates my command of the english language, It does my heart good to know my selfless quest to better my vocablulary has not been in vain!!It’s just a pity you and I seem to be in a minority on this thread. Us “bottle of broons” and “ee by gooms” can teach them all a thing or two about grammer and good manners. Regards Kev. Ps incoming !!! take cover.

Grammar for writing’ to emphasise the centrality of grammar in the teaching of … writing
Note the spelling Kev
Cheers Dave.

[kevmac47]

Dave the Renegade:

kevmac47:

grumpy old man:

kevmac47:
Welcome to the thread Charles, I hope you dont put me in the same bracket as the “mature gentlemen.” I am just a boy
compared to our comedy duo of Harry & Larry and the rest of the idle reprobates that inhabit this thread, :D
Harry as usual has got it wrong calling Norman a “sand dancer”, Norman may indeed have danced on the sands of exotic araby as a middle east driver, but a true “sand dancer” can only be someone born in our fabulous seaside resort of
South Shields, I hasten to add that I wasn’t crippled with this affliction, but I must confess to the fact that I married a “sandy”. I blame extreme youth and hormones for this lapse, I can only thank fate that my kids escaped the taint of being born as “sandys”. I will now retire to the air raid shelter as I’m sure the s will hit the fan now.
As Harry mentioned toilet walls here is a little ditty I dredged up from my recent childhood . The painters work was all in vain, the s** house poet strikes again! I thank you.Ps in geordie venacular a toilet is known as a “netty”.
regards Kev, as you can tell verbal diaohrea is my speciality ( but i’m not sure of the spelling).

“Idle Reprobates”, oh I DO like that, what a wonderful phrase…thinking about it, it just about sums me up.
This “idle reprobate” is well in to a rather splendid bottle of Ardbeg, waiting in the wings is another little pressie…Langavulin. I deserve it.
And to all you tanker lads (petroleum products) dust the licenses off, we might be needed. The Jaguar is parked in the garage because the tank is nearly empty and diesel round these parts is sold out.

Brian, I’m very pleased someone appreciates my command of the english language, It does my heart good to know my selfless quest to better my vocablulary has not been in vain!!It’s just a pity you and I seem to be in a minority on this thread. Us “bottle of broons” and “ee by gooms” can teach them all a thing or two about grammer and good manners. Regards Kev. Ps incoming !!! take cover.

Grammar for writing’ to emphasise the centrality of grammar in the teaching of … writing
Note the spelling Kev
Cheers Dave.

Thanks Dave, bolux2u. regards Kev.

[animal]

kevmac47:

Dave the Renegade:

kevmac47:

grumpy old man:

kevmac47:
Welcome to the thread Charles, I hope you dont put me in the same bracket as the “mature gentlemen.” I am just a boy
compared to our comedy duo of Harry & Larry and the rest of the idle reprobates that inhabit this thread, :D
Harry as usual has got it wrong calling Norman a “sand dancer”, Norman may indeed have danced on the sands of exotic araby as a middle east driver, but a true “sand dancer” can only be someone born in our fabulous seaside resort of
South Shields, I hasten to add that I wasn’t crippled with this affliction, but I must confess to the fact that I married a “sandy”. I blame extreme youth and hormones for this lapse, I can only thank fate that my kids escaped the taint of being born as “sandys”. I will now retire to the air raid shelter as I’m sure the s will hit the fan now.
As Harry mentioned toilet walls here is a little ditty I dredged up from my recent childhood . The painters work was all in vain, the s** house poet strikes again! I thank you.Ps in geordie venacular a toilet is known as a “netty”.
regards Kev, as you can tell verbal diaohrea is my speciality ( but i’m not sure of the spelling).

“Idle Reprobates”, oh I DO like that, what a wonderful phrase…thinking about it, it just about sums me up.
This “idle reprobate” is well in to a rather splendid bottle of Ardbeg, waiting in the wings is another little pressie…Langavulin. I deserve it.
And to all you tanker lads (petroleum products) dust the licenses off, we might be needed. The Jaguar is parked in the garage because the tank is nearly empty and diesel round these parts is sold out.

Brian, I’m very pleased someone appreciates my command of the english language, It does my heart good to know my selfless quest to better my vocablulary has not been in vain!!It’s just a pity you and I seem to be in a minority on this thread. Us “bottle of broons” and “ee by gooms” can teach them all a thing or two about grammer and good manners. Regards Kev. Ps incoming !!! take cover.

Grammar for writing’ to emphasise the centrality of grammar in the teaching of … writing
Note the spelling Kev
Cheers Dave.

Thanks Dave, bolux2u. regards Kev.

Sayin nowt

[dave_the_renegade]

animal:

kevmac47:

Dave the Renegade:

kevmac47:

grumpy old man:

kevmac47:
Welcome to the thread Charles, I hope you dont put me in the same bracket as the “mature gentlemen.” I am just a boy
compared to our comedy duo of Harry & Larry and the rest of the idle reprobates that inhabit this thread, :D
Harry as usual has got it wrong calling Norman a “sand dancer”, Norman may indeed have danced on the sands of exotic araby as a middle east driver, but a true “sand dancer” can only be someone born in our fabulous seaside resort of
South Shields, I hasten to add that I wasn’t crippled with this affliction, but I must confess to the fact that I married a “sandy”. I blame extreme youth and hormones for this lapse, I can only thank fate that my kids escaped the taint of being born as “sandys”. I will now retire to the air raid shelter as I’m sure the s will hit the fan now.
As Harry mentioned toilet walls here is a little ditty I dredged up from my recent childhood . The painters work was all in vain, the s** house poet strikes again! I thank you.Ps in geordie venacular a toilet is known as a “netty”.
regards Kev, as you can tell verbal diaohrea is my speciality ( but i’m not sure of the spelling).

“Idle Reprobates”, oh I DO like that, what a wonderful phrase…thinking about it, it just about sums me up.
This “idle reprobate” is well in to a rather splendid bottle of Ardbeg, waiting in the wings is another little pressie…Langavulin. I deserve it.
And to all you tanker lads (petroleum products) dust the licenses off, we might be needed. The Jaguar is parked in the garage because the tank is nearly empty and diesel round these parts is sold out.

Brian, I’m very pleased someone appreciates my command of the english language, It does my heart good to know my selfless quest to better my vocablulary has not been in vain!!It’s just a pity you and I seem to be in a minority on this thread. Us “bottle of broons” and “ee by gooms” can teach them all a thing or two about grammer and good manners. Regards Kev. Ps incoming !!! take cover.

Grammar for writing’ to emphasise the centrality of grammar in the teaching of … writing
Note the spelling Kev
Cheers Dave.

Thanks Dave, bolux2u. regards Kev.

Sayin nowt

Chicken

[animal]

animal:

kevmac47:

Dave the Renegade:

kevmac47:

grumpy old man:

kevmac47:
Welcome to the thread Charles, I hope you dont put me in the same bracket as the “mature gentlemen.” I am just a boy
compared to our comedy duo of Harry & Larry and the rest of the idle reprobates that inhabit this thread, :D
Harry as usual has got it wrong calling Norman a “sand dancer”, Norman may indeed have danced on the sands of exotic araby as a middle east driver, but a true “sand dancer” can only be someone born in our fabulous seaside resort of
South Shields, I hasten to add that I wasn’t crippled with this affliction, but I must confess to the fact that I married a “sandy”. I blame extreme youth and hormones for this lapse, I can only thank fate that my kids escaped the taint of being born as “sandys”. I will now retire to the air raid shelter as I’m sure the s will hit the fan now.
As Harry mentioned toilet walls here is a little ditty I dredged up from my recent childhood . The painters work was all in vain, the s** house poet strikes again! I thank you.Ps in geordie venacular a toilet is known as a “netty”.
regards Kev, as you can tell verbal diaohrea is my speciality ( but i’m not sure of the spelling).

“Idle Reprobates”, oh I DO like that, what a wonderful phrase…thinking about it, it just about sums me up.
This “idle reprobate” is well in to a rather splendid bottle of Ardbeg, waiting in the wings is another little pressie…Langavulin. I deserve it.
And to all you tanker lads (petroleum products) dust the licenses off, we might be needed. The Jaguar is parked in the garage because the tank is nearly empty and diesel round these parts is sold out.

Brian, I’m very pleased someone appreciates my command of the english language, It does my heart good to know my selfless quest to better my vocablulary has not been in vain!!It’s just a pity you and I seem to be in a minority on this thread. Us “bottle of broons” and “ee by gooms” can teach them all a thing or two about grammer and good manners. Regards Kev. Ps incoming !!! take cover.

Grammar for writing’ to emphasise the centrality of grammar in the teaching of … writing
Note the spelling Kev
Cheers Dave.

Thanks Dave, bolux2u. regards Kev.

Sayin nowt

Nah divent start meh off naw

[dave_the_renegade]

Here’s a couple for Sammyoposite and Animal to fight over .

[animal]

Dave the Renegade:

Here’s a couple for Sammyoposite and Animal to fight over .

Nee flte I have the Scammell ta

[dave_the_renegade]

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

Here’s a couple for Sammyoposite and Animal to fight over .

Nee flte I have the Scammell ta

Johnnie will have to take the other one the Ang,as long as its not to big for him

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

Here’s a couple for Sammyoposite and Animal to fight over .

Nee flte I have the Scammell ta

Johnnie will have to take the other one the Ang,as long as its not to big for him

hiya,
Have had a clamber into the shed of the Pickford but never driven that one,
although have used one similar for moving “dead” loco’s in the past when I
was nowt but a lad and did a bit of casual for Wynn’s at Trafford Park.
thanks harry long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

Here’s a couple for Sammyoposite and Animal to fight over .

Nee flte I have the Scammell ta

Johnnie will have to take the other one the Ang,as long as its not to big for him

hiya,
Have had a clamber into the shed of the Pickford but never driven that one,
although have used one similar for moving “dead” loco’s in the past when I
was nowt but a lad and did a bit of casual for Wynn’s at Trafford Park.
thanks harry long retired.

Still a big old motor Harry,saw them at Gaydon last couple of years.
Cheers Dave.

[sammyopisite]

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

Here’s a couple for Sammyoposite and Animal to fight over .

Nee flte I have the Scammell ta

No problems Ang. we could see which pulls best by tying anyone who steps out of line between them and pull in opposite directions and I can assure you it won’t be the wagons who scream first and a bottle of malt for the winner
cheers Johnnie

[norman_ingram]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

Here’s a couple for Sammyoposite and Animal to fight over .

Nee flte I have the Scammell ta

Johnnie will have to take the other one the Ang,as long as its not to big for him

hiya,
Have had a clamber into the shed of the Pickford but never driven that one,
although have used one similar for moving “dead” loco’s in the past when I
was nowt but a lad and did a bit of casual for Wynn’s at Trafford Park.
thanks harry long retired.

Still a big old motor Harry,saw them at Gaydon last couple of years.
Cheers Dave.

Harry you should have been in the REME, we had loads of scammell’s & Diamond " T’s" & trailors.

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

Here’s a couple for Sammyoposite and Animal to fight over .

Nee flte I have the Scammell ta

Johnnie will have to take the other one the Ang,as long as its not to big for him

hiya,
Have had a clamber into the shed of the Pickford but never driven that one,
although have used one similar for moving “dead” loco’s in the past when I
was nowt but a lad and did a bit of casual for Wynn’s at Trafford Park.
thanks harry long retired.

Still a big old motor Harry,saw them at Gaydon last couple of years.
Cheers Dave.

Harry you should have been in the REME, we had loads of scammell’s & Diamond " T’s" & trailors.

Harry was probably after the females in the NAAFI Norm
Cheer’s Dave.

[sammyopisite]

Dave the Renegade:

kevmac47:

grumpy old man:

kevmac47:
Welcome to the thread Charles, I hope you dont put me in the same bracket as the “mature gentlemen.” I am just a boy
compared to our comedy duo of Harry & Larry and the rest of the idle reprobates that inhabit this thread, :D
Harry as usual has got it wrong calling Norman a “sand dancer”, Norman may indeed have danced on the sands of exotic araby as a middle east driver, but a true “sand dancer” can only be someone born in our fabulous seaside resort of
South Shields, I hasten to add that I wasn’t crippled with this affliction, but I must confess to the fact that I married a “sandy”. I blame extreme youth and hormones for this lapse, I can only thank fate that my kids escaped the taint of being born as “sandys”. I will now retire to the air raid shelter as I’m sure the s will hit the fan now.
As Harry mentioned toilet walls here is a little ditty I dredged up from my recent childhood . The painters work was all in vain, the s** house poet strikes again! I thank you.Ps in geordie venacular a toilet is known as a “netty”.
regards Kev, as you can tell verbal diaohrea is my speciality ( but i’m not sure of the spelling).

“Idle Reprobates”, oh I DO like that, what a wonderful phrase…thinking about it, it just about sums me up.
This “idle reprobate” is well in to a rather splendid bottle of Ardbeg, waiting in the wings is another little pressie…Langavulin. I deserve it.
And to all you tanker lads (petroleum products) dust the licenses off, we might be needed. The Jaguar is parked in the garage because the tank is nearly empty and diesel round these parts is sold out.

Brian, I’m very pleased someone appreciates my command of the english language, It does my heart good to know my selfless quest to better my vocablulary has not been in vain!!It’s just a pity you and I seem to be in a minority on this thread. Us “bottle of broons” and “ee by gooms” can teach them all a thing or two about grammer and good manners. Regards Kev. Ps incoming !!! take cover.

Grammar for writing’ to emphasise the centrality of grammar in the teaching of … writing
Note the spelling Kev
Cheers Dave.

I didn’t know you were fluent in Spanish Dave or is it double Dutch
Cheers an ignorant neverdunwell

[dave_the_renegade]

sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:

kevmac47:

grumpy old man:

kevmac47:
Welcome to the thread Charles, I hope you dont put me in the same bracket as the “mature gentlemen.” I am just a boy
compared to our comedy duo of Harry & Larry and the rest of the idle reprobates that inhabit this thread, :D
Harry as usual has got it wrong calling Norman a “sand dancer”, Norman may indeed have danced on the sands of exotic araby as a middle east driver, but a true “sand dancer” can only be someone born in our fabulous seaside resort of
South Shields, I hasten to add that I wasn’t crippled with this affliction, but I must confess to the fact that I married a “sandy”. I blame extreme youth and hormones for this lapse, I can only thank fate that my kids escaped the taint of being born as “sandys”. I will now retire to the air raid shelter as I’m sure the s will hit the fan now.
As Harry mentioned toilet walls here is a little ditty I dredged up from my recent childhood . The painters work was all in vain, the s** house poet strikes again! I thank you.Ps in geordie venacular a toilet is known as a “netty”.
regards Kev, as you can tell verbal diaohrea is my speciality ( but i’m not sure of the spelling).

“Idle Reprobates”, oh I DO like that, what a wonderful phrase…thinking about it, it just about sums me up.
This “idle reprobate” is well in to a rather splendid bottle of Ardbeg, waiting in the wings is another little pressie…Langavulin. I deserve it.
And to all you tanker lads (petroleum products) dust the licenses off, we might be needed. The Jaguar is parked in the garage because the tank is nearly empty and diesel round these parts is sold out.

Brian, I’m very pleased someone appreciates my command of the english language, It does my heart good to know my selfless quest to better my vocablulary has not been in vain!!It’s just a pity you and I seem to be in a minority on this thread. Us “bottle of broons” and “ee by gooms” can teach them all a thing or two about grammer and good manners. Regards Kev. Ps incoming !!! take cover.

Grammar for writing’ to emphasise the centrality of grammar in the teaching of … writing
Note the spelling Kev
Cheers Dave.

I didn’t know you were fluent in Spanish Dave or is it double Dutch
Cheers an ignorant neverdunwell

I’m fluent in sweet FA Johnnie
Cheers Dave.