Dave the Renegade:
I propose that Harry Gill is officially appointed Poet Laureate !
hiya,
Dave I hope that doesn’t mean I’ve got to scrub the toilets, does it??.
thanks harry long retired
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
I propose that Harry Gill is officially appointed Poet Laureate !hiya,
Dave I hope that doesn’t mean I’ve got to scrub the toilets, does it??.
thanks harry long retired
You won’t have time to clean them Harry.You will be to busy writing poems 
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave thank you for the accolade,
It won’t get me any beer
No money will be made by me,
But still i’ts nice to hear.
A pauper i will always be,
If I depend on this,
And any money i did make,
I’d go out on the p""s.
thanks harry long retired
Dave the Renegade:
I propose that Harry Gill is officially appointed Poet Laureate !
You’ve got to spell it right Dave, its poet lorryit. 
regards Kev.
kevmac47:
Dave the Renegade:
I propose that Harry Gill is officially appointed Poet Laureate !You’ve got to spell it right Dave, its poet lorryit.
hiya,
In my case Lorry-git.
thanks harry long retired.
hiya,
Toilet wall poetry written on request, but copyright reserved.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
kevmac47:
Dave the Renegade:
I propose that Harry Gill is officially appointed Poet Laureate !You’ve got to spell it right Dave, its poet lorryit.
hiya,
In my case Lorry-git.
thanks harry long retired.
You ‘mature gentelmen’ are comediens as well as poets
Charles
remy:
harry_gill:
kevmac47:
Dave the Renegade:
I propose that Harry Gill is officially appointed Poet Laureate !You’ve got to spell it right Dave, its poet lorryit.
hiya,
In my case Lorry-git.
thanks harry long retired.You ‘mature gentelmen’ are comediens as well as poets
Charles
hiya,
We also have a sand dancer namely our Norman, but bring/remove your own sand,
we once got him a booking on the South Coast, he didn’t make the scene and left
others to barrow the beach to and from the venue, “cash up front” please.
thanks harry long retired.
Welcome to the thread Charles, I hope you dont put me in the same bracket as the “mature gentlemen.” I am just a boy
compared to our comedy duo of Harry & Larry and the rest of the idle reprobates that inhabit this thread,
Harry as usual has got it wrong calling Norman a “sand dancer”, Norman may indeed have danced on the sands of exotic araby as a middle east driver, but a true “sand dancer” can only be someone born in our fabulous seaside resort of
South Shields, I hasten to add that I wasn’t crippled with this affliction, but I must confess to the fact that I married a “sandy”. I blame extreme youth and hormones for this lapse, I can only thank fate that my kids escaped the taint of being born as “sandys”. I will now retire to the air raid shelter as I’m sure the s*** will hit the fan now. 
As Harry mentioned toilet walls here is a little ditty I dredged up from my recent childhood 
. The painters work was all in vain, the s*** house poet strikes again! I thank you.Ps in geordie venacular a toilet is known as a “netty”.
regards Kev, as you can tell verbal diaohrea is my speciality ( but i’m not sure of the spelling).
hiya,
Kevin it’s easier to spell s""t and I was going to utilise the word “netty”,
but would “non propa tarkers” understand, which could possibly decimate
my prospective business venture, hows that for a semi-skilled geordie.
thanks harry long retired.
I dont know what im doing wrong with my posting but the gaps between the lines aren’t deliberate, in fact when i’m writing the text there are no gaps.Regards Kev. 
Glad you won Harry, that Kev 
trying to get a bottle of whisky out of me! 
HE HAS MORE CHANCE OF LIGHTING a fire with snowballs. Now on him being kilroy, I cannot comment on the shape of his head or hair. 
But I do say he never had the danger on his beach, that I occured on the sands of the middle east, the dreaded camel s**t. This I was suggested by my army mates was dried and put into some of the ciggarettes like " Glub Pasha", they tasted foul they said, but better than nothing at all!
If they had a dung spreading team at the olympics,you fella’s would be sure starters to be in it
Cheers Dave.
kevmac47:
Welcome to the thread Charles, I hope you dont put me in the same bracket as the “mature gentlemen.” I am just a boy
compared to our comedy duo of Harry & Larry and the rest of the idle reprobates that inhabit this thread,
Harry as usual has got it wrong calling Norman a “sand dancer”, Norman may indeed have danced on the sands of exotic araby as a middle east driver, but a true “sand dancer” can only be someone born in our fabulous seaside resort of
South Shields, I hasten to add that I wasn’t crippled with this affliction, but I must confess to the fact that I married a “sandy”. I blame extreme youth and hormones for this lapse, I can only thank fate that my kids escaped the taint of being born as “sandys”. I will now retire to the air raid shelter as I’m sure the s*** will hit the fan now.
As Harry mentioned toilet walls here is a little ditty I dredged up from my recent childhood
regards Kev, as you can tell verbal diaohrea is my speciality ( but i’m not sure of the spelling).
Kev is this a posh title " the rest of the idle reprobates that inhabit this thread, " as I have been called most things but that sounds very polite and posh
cheers Johnnie
Is a r-e-t-r-o-b-a-t-e someone from the past who has never grown up and refuses to acknowledge that they have ?
Bewick:
Is a r-e-t-r-o-b-a-t-e someone from the past who has never grown up and refuses to acknowledge that they have ?
Dennis if we go and sup all the bushmills whiskey ( Irish whiskey as an “e” in ) would that be childish and immature if it is I will start now
cheers Johnnie hic, hic,hic,
Bewick:
Is a r-e-t-r-o-b-a-t-e someone from the past who has never grown up and refuses to acknowledge that they have ?
That is me then as defo growing old disgracefully
sammyopisite:
kevmac47:
Welcome to the thread Charles, I hope you dont put me in the same bracket as the “mature gentlemen.” I am just a boy
compared to our comedy duo of Harry & Larry and the rest of the idle reprobates that inhabit this thread,
Harry as usual has got it wrong calling Norman a “sand dancer”, Norman may indeed have danced on the sands of exotic araby as a middle east driver, but a true “sand dancer” can only be someone born in our fabulous seaside resort of
South Shields, I hasten to add that I wasn’t crippled with this affliction, but I must confess to the fact that I married a “sandy”. I blame extreme youth and hormones for this lapse, I can only thank fate that my kids escaped the taint of being born as “sandys”. I will now retire to the air raid shelter as I’m sure the s*** will hit the fan now.
As Harry mentioned toilet walls here is a little ditty I dredged up from my recent childhood
regards Kev, as you can tell verbal diaohrea is my speciality ( but i’m not sure of the spelling).Kev is this a posh title " the rest of the idle reprobates that inhabit this thread, " as I have been called most things but that sounds very polite and posh
cheers Johnnie
Johnnie, I think its a very apt description, polteness and gentility is a given in Geordieland didn’t you know ? . regards Kev.
kevmac47:
sammyopisite:
kevmac47:
Welcome to the thread Charles, I hope you dont put me in the same bracket as the “mature gentlemen.” I am just a boy
compared to our comedy duo of Harry & Larry and the rest of the idle reprobates that inhabit this thread,
Harry as usual has got it wrong calling Norman a “sand dancer”, Norman may indeed have danced on the sands of exotic araby as a middle east driver, but a true “sand dancer” can only be someone born in our fabulous seaside resort of
South Shields, I hasten to add that I wasn’t crippled with this affliction, but I must confess to the fact that I married a “sandy”. I blame extreme youth and hormones for this lapse, I can only thank fate that my kids escaped the taint of being born as “sandys”. I will now retire to the air raid shelter as I’m sure the s*** will hit the fan now.
As Harry mentioned toilet walls here is a little ditty I dredged up from my recent childhood
regards Kev, as you can tell verbal diaohrea is my speciality ( but i’m not sure of the spelling).Kev is this a posh title " the rest of the idle reprobates that inhabit this thread, " as I have been called most things but that sounds very polite and posh
cheers JohnnieJohnnie, I think its a very apt description, polteness and gentility is a given in Geordieland didn’t you know ?
Kev so we had better stick to the malts and leave yours be then
cheers Johnnie
sammyopisite:
Bewick:
Is a r-e-t-r-o-b-a-t-e someone from the past who has never grown up and refuses to acknowledge that they have ?
[/quote Dennis if we go and sup all the bushmills whiskey ( Irish whiskey as an “e” in ) would that be childish and immature
cheers Johnnie
Johnnie if whiskey (with an E) drinking is a measure for immaturity i’m back in my pram, bring it on boys. . Dennis as you know growing old is mandatory if you don’t want to consider the alternative. On the other hand growing up is no fun. regards Kev.