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[dave_the_renegade]

It must be lent up your way Ang,not that I know much about religion.Don’t know much about anything really,just an old country boy .
Cheers Dave.

[animal]

Lent starts on Ash wednesday that is why you have pancake tues

Supposed to give something up only last till Easter hence hot cross buns

Mothering Sunday is the 3rd sun in Lent & you are supposed to go back to your mother church nowt to do with buying your mother a pressie or anything

[dave_the_renegade]

animal:
Lent starts on Ash wednesday that is why you have pancake tues

Supposed to give something up only last till Easter hence hot cross buns

Mothering Sunday is the 3rd sun in Lent & you are supposed to go back to your mother church nowt to do with buying your mother a pressie or anything

Thats why I said it must be lent up your way,because Ash Wednesday this way is next week .
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

animal:
Lent starts on Ash wednesday that is why you have pancake tues

Supposed to give something up only last till Easter hence hot cross buns

Mothering Sunday is the 3rd sun in Lent & you are supposed to go back to your mother church nowt to do with buying your mother a pressie or anything

hiya,
Bloody hell Ang you’re getting very religious in your young/old age, here endeth the first sermon,
will we all have to wear back to front shirts at the next do and no swearing.
thanks harry long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

animal:
Lent starts on Ash wednesday that is why you have pancake tues

Supposed to give something up only last till Easter hence hot cross buns

Mothering Sunday is the 3rd sun in Lent & you are supposed to go back to your mother church nowt to do with buying your mother a pressie or anything

hiya,
Bloody hell Ang you’re getting very religious in your young/old age, here endeth the first sermon,
will we all have to wear back to front shirts at the next do and no swearing.
thanks harry long retired.

Perhaps she wants to become a Nun instead of a lorry driver Harry .I’d better hide now .
Cheers Dave.

[animal]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

animal:
Lent starts on Ash wednesday that is why you have pancake tues

Supposed to give something up only last till Easter hence hot cross buns

Mothering Sunday is the 3rd sun in Lent & you are supposed to go back to your mother church nowt to do with buying your mother a pressie or anything

hiya,
Bloody hell Ang you’re getting very religious in your young/old age, here endeth the first sermon,
will we all have to wear back to front shirts at the next do and no swearing.
thanks harry long retired.

Perhaps she wants to become a Nun instead of a lorry driver Harry .I’d better hide now .
Cheers Dave.

Not getting religious at all just know this & no I dont believe in Mothers day as stated above the true meaning

Just having a detox mth as need to lose some weight that I have put on ( my leathers are a bit tight )

[dave_the_renegade]

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

animal:
Lent starts on Ash wednesday that is why you have pancake tues

Supposed to give something up only last till Easter hence hot cross buns

Mothering Sunday is the 3rd sun in Lent & you are supposed to go back to your mother church nowt to do with buying your mother a pressie or anything

hiya,
Bloody hell Ang you’re getting very religious in your young/old age, here endeth the first sermon,
will we all have to wear back to front shirts at the next do and no swearing.
thanks harry long retired.

Perhaps she wants to become a Nun instead of a lorry driver Harry .I’d better hide now .
Cheers Dave.

Not getting religious at all just know this & no I dont believe in Mothers day as stated above the true meaning

Just having a detox mth as need to lose some weight that I have put on ( my leathers are a bit tight )

I need about six months detox if thats the case Ang.I did lose about two stone when I had pneumonia about 14 months ago,but put 2.5 back on .
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

animal:
Lent starts on Ash wednesday that is why you have pancake tues

Supposed to give something up only last till Easter hence hot cross buns

Mothering Sunday is the 3rd sun in Lent & you are supposed to go back to your mother church nowt to do with buying your mother a pressie or anything

hiya,
Bloody hell Ang you’re getting very religious in your young/old age, here endeth the first sermon,
will we all have to wear back to front shirts at the next do and no swearing.
thanks harry long retired.

Perhaps she wants to become a Nun instead of a lorry driver Harry .I’d better hide now .
Cheers Dave.

Not getting religious at all just know this & no I dont believe in Mothers day as stated above the true meaning

Just having a detox mth as need to lose some weight that I have put on ( my leathers are a bit tight )

I need about six months detox if thats the case Ang.I did lose about two stone when I had pneumonia about 14 months ago,but put 2.5 back on .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Ang if you lose any weight there’ll be nowt left to see, I’ve seen fatter chips
and at McDonalds too.
thanks harry long retired

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

animal:
Lent starts on Ash wednesday that is why you have pancake tues

Supposed to give something up only last till Easter hence hot cross buns

Mothering Sunday is the 3rd sun in Lent & you are supposed to go back to your mother church nowt to do with buying your mother a pressie or anything

hiya,
Bloody hell Ang you’re getting very religious in your young/old age, here endeth the first sermon,
will we all have to wear back to front shirts at the next do and no swearing.
thanks harry long retired.

Perhaps she wants to become a Nun instead of a lorry driver Harry .I’d better hide now .
Cheers Dave.

Not getting religious at all just know this & no I dont believe in Mothers day as stated above the true meaning

Just having a detox mth as need to lose some weight that I have put on ( my leathers are a bit tight )

I need about six months detox if thats the case Ang.I did lose about two stone when I had pneumonia about 14 months ago,but put 2.5 back on .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Ang if you lose any weight there’ll be nowt left to see, I’ve seen fatter chips
and at McDonalds too.
thanks harry long retired

Careful Harry I think she is on the pull.She has probably heard about your night in the coal shed .
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

hiya,
Dave if my “old lady” thought for one minute that another female from 19 to 90
was showing interest in me she would stand me on their drive well-dressed and
gift-wrapped and non-returnable stamped on my forehead.
thanks harry long returned.

[animal]

Harry I have put weight on since you last seen me

But really need to get back into the Leathers & the rest of my clothes or that would mean a whole new wardrobe & as I hate shopping that would be no good

[dave_the_renegade]

Harry she is into leather.Ang will have you burning rubber on the back of that motorbike scaring the wits out of you !
Get your missus to take the gift wrapping off and get back in the house for your own safety.This young animal could lead you astray .
Cheers Dave.

[animal]

Dave the Renegade:
Harry she is into leather.Ang will have you burning rubber on the back of that motorbike scaring the wits out of you !
Get your missus to take the gift wrapping off and get back in the house for your own safety.This young animal could lead you astray .
Cheers Dave.

I can lead anyone astray or they can me

[norman_ingram]

Ange do you smoke, if you do, you could lead some fellows " Ashtray " I left this thread talking about water, and find its gone to wearing leathers. What next whip & wellies!

[cattle_wagon_man]

harry_gill:

animal:
Lent starts on Ash wednesday that is why you have pancake tues

Supposed to give something up only last till Easter hence hot cross buns

Mothering Sunday is the 3rd sun in Lent & you are supposed to go back to your mother church nowt to do with buying your mother a pressie or anything

hiya,
Bloody hell Ang you’re getting very religious in your young/old age, here endeth the first sermon,
will we all have to wear back to front shirts at the next do and no swearing.
thanks harry long retired.

Have any of you intellectuals ever looked on a 2 - year calendar , and noticed the following , -
Mothers Day is always 9 months AFTER Fathers Day ! ? !
Cheers , cattle wagon man .

[dave_the_renegade]

cattle wagon man:

harry_gill:

animal:
Lent starts on Ash wednesday that is why you have pancake tues

Supposed to give something up only last till Easter hence hot cross buns

Mothering Sunday is the 3rd sun in Lent & you are supposed to go back to your mother church nowt to do with buying your mother a pressie or anything

hiya,
Bloody hell Ang you’re getting very religious in your young/old age, here endeth the first sermon,
will we all have to wear back to front shirts at the next do and no swearing.
thanks harry long retired.

Have any of you intellectuals ever looked on a 2 - year calendar , and noticed the following , -
Mothers Day is always 9 months AFTER Fathers Day ! ? !
Cheers , cattle wagon man .

That type of calender can vary a bit at times Roy .
Cheers Dave.

[cattle_wagon_man]

Dave the Renegade:

cattle wagon man:

harry_gill:

animal:
Lent starts on Ash wednesday that is why you have pancake tues

Supposed to give something up only last till Easter hence hot cross buns

Mothering Sunday is the 3rd sun in Lent & you are supposed to go back to your mother church nowt to do with buying your mother a pressie or anything

hiya,
Bloody hell Ang you’re getting very religious in your young/old age, here endeth the first sermon,
will we all have to wear back to front shirts at the next do and no swearing.
thanks harry long retired.

Have any of you intellectuals ever looked on a 2 - year calendar , and noticed the following , -
Mothers Day is always 9 months AFTER Fathers Day ! ? !
Cheers , cattle wagon man .

That type of calender can vary a bit at times Roy .
Cheers Dave.

Bloody Hell , Dave , some women label their husband " greedy " if they ask for more than once a year occasion !

God loves a tryer , though !

Cheers , cattle wagon man.

[animal]

cattle wagon man:

harry_gill:

animal:
Lent starts on Ash wednesday that is why you have pancake tues

Supposed to give something up only last till Easter hence hot cross buns

Mothering Sunday is the 3rd sun in Lent & you are supposed to go back to your mother church nowt to do with buying your mother a pressie or anything

hiya,
Bloody hell Ang you’re getting very religious in your young/old age, here endeth the first sermon,
will we all have to wear back to front shirts at the next do and no swearing.
thanks harry long retired.

Have any of you intellectuals ever looked on a 2 - year calendar , and noticed the following , -
Mothers Day is always 9 months AFTER Fathers Day ! ? !
Cheers , cattle wagon man .

[dave_the_renegade]

cattle wagon man:

Dave the Renegade:

cattle wagon man:

harry_gill:

animal:
Lent starts on Ash wednesday that is why you have pancake tues

Supposed to give something up only last till Easter hence hot cross buns

Mothering Sunday is the 3rd sun in Lent & you are supposed to go back to your mother church nowt to do with buying your mother a pressie or anything

hiya,
Bloody hell Ang you’re getting very religious in your young/old age, here endeth the first sermon,
will we all have to wear back to front shirts at the next do and no swearing.
thanks harry long retired.

Have any of you intellectuals ever looked on a 2 - year calendar , and noticed the following , -
Mothers Day is always 9 months AFTER Fathers Day ! ? !
Cheers , cattle wagon man .

That type of calender can vary a bit at times Roy .
Cheers Dave.

Bloody Hell , Dave , some women label their husband " greedy " if they ask for more than once a year occasion !

God loves a tryer , though !

Cheers , cattle wagon man.

Well I think you can work that one out for yourself Roy.You can’t judge women the same as the livestock you hauled .
Cheers Dave.

[simon]

Norman Ingram:
Ange do you smoke, if you do, you could lead some fellows " Ashtray " I left this thread talking about water, and find its gone to wearing leathers. What next whip & wellies!

Ang in leathers