Dave the Renegade:
Sounds as if you are speaking from experience Johnnie.You will have to write a book to advise naive retired drivers like Harry on how to dodge the chores .
Cheers Dave.
Hi Dave I did think about a book but being illiterate and uneducated the idea was scrapped and then there was the thought of all the irate women folk hammering at the door baying for my blood so you can add coward to the other two reasons as to why the idea was shelved.
cheers Johnnie
You could always put it in picture form and write under a pseudonym Johnnie .
Cheers Dave.
Tell you I am thick as I never thought of that just have to think of a suitable pseudonym
cheers Johnnie
Dave the Renegade:
Sounds as if you are speaking from experience Johnnie.You will have to write a book to advise naive retired drivers like Harry on how to dodge the chores .
Cheers Dave.
Hi Dave I did think about a book but being illiterate and uneducated the idea was scrapped and then there was the thought of all the irate women folk hammering at the door baying for my blood so you can add coward to the other two reasons as to why the idea was shelved.
cheers Johnnie
You could always put it in picture form and write under a pseudonym Johnnie .
Cheers Dave.
Tell you I am thick as I never thought of that just have to think of a suitable pseudonym
cheers Johnnie
" Sammyâs tips of how to dodge " by Sammyopsite.
Dave and Norman, I will have you know that I am quite experienced at dealing with awkward females. As I have SEVEN sisters and being married to one for over 45 years it just a case of letting them know who is the Alpha male and keeping them in their place . I have two grand daughters one 20 and the other 22 who can be a wee bit stroppy at times but times have changed and what with the equal rights issueâs so instead of just giving them a back hander if you are going to give a bloke a glaswegian kiss you have to give a female one. I always make exceptions as some can take advantage while you are asleep like my Ma and the bride as they were in a position too inflict great harm when you do not know what is about to befall you. I would not recommend that any inexperienced person follows the way that I deal with things as it is possible that it could be their downfall.
cheers Johnnie
P S this post is for information only and I do accept any responsibility for other peoples actions
sammyopisite:
Dave and Norman, I will have you know that I am quite experienced at dealing with awkward females. As I have SEVEN sisters and being married to one for over 45 years it just a case of letting them know who is the Alpha male and keeping them in their place . I have two grand daughters one 20 and the other 22 who can be a wee bit stroppy at times but times have changed and what with the equal rights issueâs so instead of just giving them a back hander if you are going to give a bloke a glaswegian kiss you have to give a female one. I always make exceptions as some can take advantage while you are asleep like my Ma and the bride as they were in a position too inflict great harm when you do not know what is about to befall you. I would not recommend that any inexperienced person follows the way that I deal with things as it is possible that it could be their downfall.
cheers Johnnie
P S this post is for information only and I do accept any responsibility for other peoples actions
Beware Johnnie women are like nasty dogs,you never know what you are going to get when you stroke them !!!
Cheers Dave.
sammyopisite:
Dave and Norman, I will have you know that I am quite experienced at dealing with awkward females. As I have SEVEN sisters and being married to one for over 45 years it just a case of letting them know who is the Alpha male and keeping them in their place . I have two grand daughters one 20 and the other 22 who can be a wee bit stroppy at times but times have changed and what with the equal rights issueâs so instead of just giving them a back hander if you are going to give a bloke a glaswegian kiss you have to give a female one. I always make exceptions as some can take advantage while you are asleep like my Ma and the bride as they were in a position too inflict great harm when you do not know what is about to befall you. I would not recommend that any inexperienced person follows the way that I deal with things as it is possible that it could be their downfall.
cheers Johnnie
P S this post is for information only and I do accept any responsibility for other peoples actions
Beware Johnnie women are like nasty dogs,you never know what you are going to get when you stroke them !!!
Cheers Dave.
Dave one of the best pieces of advice I have ever had was from Cliff Lowther at Pickfords he told me " that any man who says that he understands women is either a fool or a liar " that was in 1967 and there is a big difference between knowing how to deal with them and understanding them.
cheers Johnnie
If most of us oldies as you so kindly put it attempted to live our lives in todays world we would still be doing time far to many rules regulations and big brother spies about nowadays.
cheers Johnnie
P S one day you may graduate to be an Oldie
sammyopisite:
Dave and Norman, I will have you know that I am quite experienced at dealing with awkward females. As I have SEVEN sisters and being married to one for over 45 years.
cheers Johnnie
P S this post is for information only and I do accept any responsibility for other peoples actions
Didnât think THAT was legal Johnny, even in Sheffield? Parts of the Peak District YES, but surely not in âcivillisedâ Sheffield?
sammyopisite:
Dave and Norman, I will have you know that I am quite experienced at dealing with awkward females. As I have SEVEN sisters and being married to one for over 45 years.
cheers Johnnie
P S this post is for information only and I do accept any responsibility for other peoples actions
Didnât think THAT was legal Johnny, even in Sheffield? Parts of the Peak District YES, but surely not in âcivillisedâ Sheffield?
I think that as well as writing a book Johnnie,you should set up a website offering advice on how to deal with females for the rest of the downtrodden oldies on here.As for Volvouser you have it all to learn lorries and women .
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
I think that as well as writing a book Johnnie,you should set up a website offering advice on how to deal with females for the rest of the downtrodden oldies on here.As for Volvouser you have it all to learn lorries and women .
Cheers Dave.
Dave it can be complicated get onto here so a website is far beyond my capabilities and my biggest fault is that the mouth starts spouting about 5 minutes before the brain engages gear and I canât even be bothered to try and remedy now.
cheers Johnnie
Dave the Renegade:
I think that as well as writing a book Johnnie,you should set up a website offering advice on how to deal with females for the rest of the downtrodden oldies on here.As for Volvouser you have it all to learn lorries and women .
Cheers Dave.
For volvouser, the alterative to getting older is grim.
regards kevmac47
Dave the Renegade:
I think that as well as writing a book Johnnie,you should set up a website offering advice on how to deal with females for the rest of the downtrodden oldies on here.As for Volvouser you have it all to learn lorries and women .
Cheers Dave.
Dave it can be complicated get onto here so a website is far beyond my capabilities and my biggest fault is that the mouth starts spouting about 5 minutes before the brain engages gear and I canât even be bothered to try and remedy now.
cheers Johnnie
You could just start a thread " Ask Sammyopisite ". That would be a help Johnnie .
Cheers Dave.
i just hope johnnieâs wife doesnât get to read what he writes on these threads or heâll be in so much bother . like my old mum used to say " youâve got to sleep sometime" . , dave
rigsby:
i just hope johnnieâs wife doesnât get to read what he writes on these threads or heâll be in so much bother . like my old mum used to say " youâve got to sleep sometime" . , dave
He probably wears a hard hat most of the time .
Cheers Dave.
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