Oldest member on this forum.Also wit and wisdom!

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animal:

harry_gill:

Lawrence Dunbar:
Where is your shirt ? Ive heard its for sale on E.Bay, & the bidding is sky high, Regards Larry.

hiya,
Larry lost the shirt, lost my stuff from Bumper, and lost my bus pass at the “do” shouldn’t really be allowed out without a carer.
Happy and prosperous New Year to yourself and your family Larry.
thanks harry long retired.

That was a bit careless of you if only I had know as would have escorted you home as well

hiya,
Thanks for that Ang I got my head in my hands for drinking too much, but If I’d been escorted home by a
gorgeous red head I’d have I’d have been killed, women just don’t understand me. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry long retired.

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harry_gill:

animal:

harry_gill:

Lawrence Dunbar:
Where is your shirt ? Ive heard its for sale on E.Bay, & the bidding is sky high, Regards Larry.

hiya,
Larry lost the shirt, lost my stuff from Bumper, and lost my bus pass at the “do” shouldn’t really be allowed out without a carer.
Happy and prosperous New Year to yourself and your family Larry.
thanks harry long retired.

That was a bit careless of you if only I had know as would have escorted you home as well

hiya,
Thanks for that Ang I got my head in my hands for drinking too much, but If I’d been escorted home by a
gorgeous red head I’d have I’d have been killed, women just don’t understand me. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry long retired.

Far from it Harry.I think all these women have got you sussed getting escorted home.Fair play you have a way with them.A bit like the horse whisperer :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

animal:

harry_gill:

Lawrence Dunbar:
Where is your shirt ? Ive heard its for sale on E.Bay, & the bidding is sky high, Regards Larry.

hiya,
Larry lost the shirt, lost my stuff from Bumper, and lost my bus pass at the “do” shouldn’t really be allowed out without a carer.
Happy and prosperous New Year to yourself and your family Larry.
thanks harry long retired.

That was a bit careless of you if only I had know as would have escorted you home as well

hiya,
Thanks for that Ang I got my head in my hands for drinking too much, but If I’d been escorted home by a
gorgeous red head I’d have I’d have been killed, women just don’t understand me. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry long retired.

Far from it Harry.I think all these women have got you sussed getting escorted home.Fair play you have a way with them.A bit like the horse whisperer :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Horse whisperer my a"“e my old lady would liken me to a snake charmer and my chat-up lines are c”"p.
thanks harry long retired.

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hiya
Now there’s an opening on here in addition to wit and wisdom what about “oldest members chat-up lines” here’s my starter for ten.
Me, How do you spell your name pet ■■
She, Why do you want to know ■■
Me, Well when I ask Santa to deliver
you on Christmas morning I want to
be sure he brings only you.

thanks harry long retired.

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Bloody hell Harry you have been reading to many Catherine Cookson books by the looks of it :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

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Or the other chat up line

How do you like your eggs :question:

Answer on here

667

The oldest has to be Diesel Dan, he must be 112 by now, lots of wit but not so much wisdom :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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animal:
Or the other chat up line

How do you like your eggs :question:

Answer on here

hiya,
The answer to that one is all dependent on your gender. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry long retired.

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harry_gill:

animal:
Or the other chat up line

How do you like your eggs :question:

Answer on here

hiya,
The answer to that one is all dependent on your gender. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry long retired.

It’s getting quite agricultural on here :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

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animal:
Or the other chat up line

How do you like your eggs :question:

Answer on here

" Unfertilised ! " , is the usual answer from career-type ladies !!

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cattle wagon man:

animal:
Or the other chat up line

How do you like your eggs :question:

Answer on here

" Unfertilised ! " , is the usual answer from career-type ladies !!

hiya,
Me being a rufty tufty ex-lorry driver I’ll settle for soft boiled, now then CWM see what you’ve started.
thanks harry long retired.

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harry_gill:

cattle wagon man:

animal:
Or the other chat up line

How do you like your eggs :question:

Answer on here

" Unfertilised ! " , is the usual answer from career-type ladies !!

hiya,
Me being a rufty tufty ex-lorry driver I’ll settle for soft boiled, now then CWM see what you’ve started.
thanks harry long retired.

He’s agricultural Harry.See what I mean…chicken and egg :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

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harry_gill:

cattle wagon man:

animal:
Or the other chat up line

How do you like your eggs :question:

Answer on here

" Unfertilised ! " , is the usual answer from career-type ladies !!

hiya,
Me being a rufty tufty ex-lorry driver I’ll settle for soft boiled, now then CWM see what you’ve started.
thanks harry long retired.

I was only quoting what Bewick would have been HOPING the answer would have been if HE were to have asked !!!
Cheers , cattle wagon man.

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cattle wagon man:

harry_gill:

cattle wagon man:

animal:
Or the other chat up line

How do you like your eggs :question:

Answer on here

" Unfertilised ! " , is the usual answer from career-type ladies !!

hiya,
Me being a rufty tufty ex-lorry driver I’ll settle for soft boiled, now then CWM see what you’ve started.
thanks harry long retired.

If I was too answer it might be fertilised but not by you :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I was only quoting what Bewick would have been HOPING the answer would have been if HE were to have asked !!!
Cheers , cattle wagon man.

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animal:

cattle wagon man:

harry_gill:

cattle wagon man:

animal:
Or the other chat up line

How do you like your eggs :question:

Answer on here

" Unfertilised ! " , is the usual answer from career-type ladies !!

hiya,
Me being a rufty tufty ex-lorry driver I’ll settle for soft boiled, now then CWM see what you’ve started.
thanks harry long retired.

If I was too answer it might be fertilised but not by you :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I was only quoting what Bewick would have been HOPING the answer would have been if HE were to have asked !!!
Cheers , cattle wagon man.

You got to watch these livestock drivers Ang,they will fertilise anything on two or four legs :wink: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

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How about, “Get yer coat, you’ve pulled”! :grimacing:

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Step lively lads and lasses Christmas break is over,back to the wit and wisdom :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:
Step lively lads and lasses Christmas break is over,back to the wit and wisdom :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

No wisdom from me Dave,might be a bit of wit. :smiley:

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Chris Webb:

Dave the Renegade:
Step lively lads and lasses Christmas break is over,back to the wit and wisdom :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

No wisdom from me Dave,might be a bit of wit. :smiley:

Same here Chris,plenty of Bulls–t :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:

Dave the Renegade:
Step lively lads and lasses Christmas break is over,back to the wit and wisdom :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

No wisdom from me Dave,might be a bit of wit. :smiley:

Same here Chris,plenty of Bulls–t :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

like Dave says , - no more of the aggro ( or agri ) talk , or Dennis will put his foot in it !!
Cheers , cattle wagon man.