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To all the old and not so old members and the witty & wise on this thread .
From Dave the Renegade.

Dave the Renegade:

To all the old and not so old members and the witty & wise on this thread .
From Dave the Renegade.

hiya,
Dave I just asked my good lady if she thought I was witty, she said no more like stupid.
but maybe I’m bright enough to wish one and all a very Happy Christmas, and a very prosperous New Year.
thanks harry long retired.

Harry you could charm the birds out of the trees, or ? should I say out of the Transport Cafes, I bet you were well known in your younger days as Harry the Charmer, what do you think ? Im I right, If the answer is yes it will go no further, my lips are sealed, HA.HA. Regards Larry

Lawrence Dunbar:
Harry you could charm the birds out of the trees, or ? should I say out of the Transport Cafes, I bet you were well known in your younger days as Harry the Charmer, what do you think ? Im I right, If the answer is yes it will go no further, my lips are sealed, HA.HA. Regards Larry

hiya,
Bit of a failure with the ladies Larry took me three marriages to get it right, but I did get it right eventually been with this one pushing 40 years and she’s from this neck of the woods.
thanks harry long retired.

We are off to Edinburgh for a week,flying this afternoon,so will be off the air for a bit.Anyway hope everybody has a good Christmas and a happy,healthy and prosperous New Year.
If I see a SoM Guy BigJ with a 8-cylinder Gardner on Princes Street I’ll get a rear end shot. :grimacing:

Anon iom

Chris Webb:
We are off to Edinburgh for a week,flying this afternoon,so will be off the air for a bit.Anyway hope everybody has a good Christmas and a happy,healthy and prosperous New Year.
If I see a SoM Guy BigJ with a 8-cylinder Gardner on Princes Street I’ll get a rear end shot. :grimacing:

Anon iom

Have a good one Chris.
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:
We are off to Edinburgh for a week,flying this afternoon,so will be off the air for a bit.Anyway hope everybody has a good Christmas and a happy,healthy and prosperous New Year.
If I see a SoM Guy BigJ with a 8-cylinder Gardner on Princes Street I’ll get a rear end shot. :grimacing:

Anon iom

Have a good one Chris.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Now then Dave if Chris takes a handful of logsheets with him and he’s still in Edinburgh on the 28th of Dec he could hitch a ride down the A1 and call in on the “Geordie Truckers” having their “do” in the Newcastle Labour Club It’s only a cockstride from St James’s Park and he could administer some of his ill-gotten gains to a load of hard up retired and current HGV drivers, commences opening time finishes last man standing, he would be most welcome and even I a Lancastrian would be happy to meet him even though he’s formerly “from’t wrong side ot Pennines”.
thanks harry long retired.

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:
We are off to Edinburgh for a week,flying this afternoon,so will be off the air for a bit.Anyway hope everybody has a good Christmas and a happy,healthy and prosperous New Year.
If I see a SoM Guy BigJ with a 8-cylinder Gardner on Princes Street I’ll get a rear end shot. :grimacing:

Anon iom

Have a good one Chris.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Now then Dave if Chris takes a handful of logsheets with him and he’s still in Edinburgh on the 28th of Dec he could hitch a ride down the A1 and call in on the “Geordie Truckers” having their “do” in the Newcastle Labour Club It’s only a cockstride from St James’s Park and he could administer some of his ill-gotten gains to a load of hard up retired and current HGV drivers, commences opening time finishes last man standing, he would be most welcome and even I a Lancastrian would be happy to meet him even though he’s formerly “from’t wrong side ot Pennines”.
thanks harry long retired.

He seems a good natured chap Harry.So I will not be surprised to hear that he’s dropped a dozen bottles of malt off at the Geordie Truckers do.Harry I can’t believe my eyes you typing the word " Truckers " I had to steel myself to type it :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:
We are off to Edinburgh for a week,flying this afternoon,so will be off the air for a bit.Anyway hope everybody has a good Christmas and a happy,healthy and prosperous New Year.
If I see a SoM Guy BigJ with a 8-cylinder Gardner on Princes Street I’ll get a rear end shot. :grimacing:

Anon iom

Have a good one Chris.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Now then Dave if Chris takes a handful of logsheets with him and he’s still in Edinburgh on the 28th of Dec he could hitch a ride down the A1 and call in on the “Geordie Truckers” having their “do” in the Newcastle Labour Club It’s only a cockstride from St James’s Park and he could administer some of his ill-gotten gains to a load of hard up retired and current HGV drivers, commences opening time finishes last man standing, he would be most welcome and even I a Lancastrian would be happy to meet him even though he’s formerly “from’t wrong side ot Pennines”.
thanks harry long retired.

He seems a good natured chap Harry.So I will not be surprised to hear that he’s dropped a dozen bottles of malt off at the Geordie Truckers do.Harry I can’t believe my eyes you typing the word " Truckers " I had to steel myself to type it :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave the majority of the party will always refer to themselves as “lorry drivers” but I suppose the young fella’s like to Americanise themselves dreaming of the day when they are driving things like our pal in South Wales drives for fun, but Dave I’ve never been and never will be a truck driver, don’t they drive things that load/unload pallets and don’t trucks roll about our rail infrastructure, now Dave have redeemed myself ■■.
thanks harry long retired

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Chris Webb:
We are off to Edinburgh for a week,flying this afternoon,so will be off the air for a bit.Anyway hope everybody has a good Christmas and a happy,healthy and prosperous New Year.
If I see a SoM Guy BigJ with a 8-cylinder Gardner on Princes Street I’ll get a rear end shot. :grimacing:

Anon iom

Have a good one Chris.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Now then Dave if Chris takes a handful of logsheets with him and he’s still in Edinburgh on the 28th of Dec he could hitch a ride down the A1 and call in on the “Geordie Truckers” having their “do” in the Newcastle Labour Club It’s only a cockstride from St James’s Park and he could administer some of his ill-gotten gains to a load of hard up retired and current HGV drivers, commences opening time finishes last man standing, he would be most welcome and even I a Lancastrian would be happy to meet him even though he’s formerly “from’t wrong side ot Pennines”.
thanks harry long retired.

He seems a good natured chap Harry.So I will not be surprised to hear that he’s dropped a dozen bottles of malt off at the Geordie Truckers do.Harry I can’t believe my eyes you typing the word " Truckers " I had to steel myself to type it :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave the majority of the party will always refer to themselves as “lorry drivers” but I suppose the young fella’s like to Americanise themselves dreaming of the day when they are driving things like our pal in South Wales drives for fun, but Dave I’ve never been and never will be a truck driver, don’t they drive things that load/unload pallets and don’t trucks roll about our rail infrastructure, now Dave have redeemed myself ■■.
thanks harry long retired

Couldn’t resist that one Harry when I read your post :laughing: .Like yourself I was a lorry driver,no such thing as Trucker a few years ago.As you say its an American term.
Cheers Dave.

The Americans refer to a “truck” which is no bigger than a pick up which can be driven on a car licence

animal:
The Americans refer to a “truck” which is no bigger than a pick up which can be driven on a car licence

Also their Hood is our bonnet, & their trunk is our boot, funny old world we live in, Regards Larry

Lawrence Dunbar:

animal:
The Americans refer to a “truck” which is no bigger than a pick up which can be driven on a car licence

Also their Hood is our bonnet, & their trunk is our boot, funny old world we live in, Regards Larry

And they refer to Petrol as Gas,they reckon that in a 100 years time the American language will be nothing like the English language we speak ! Cheers Dennis.PS a bit like the “geordie” lingo is to-day !!

Bewick:

Lawrence Dunbar:

animal:
The Americans refer to a “truck” which is no bigger than a pick up which can be driven on a car licence

Also their Hood is our bonnet, & their trunk is our boot, funny old world we live in, Regards Larry

And they refer to Petrol as Gas,they reckon that in a 100 years time the American language will be nothing like the English language we speak ! Cheers Dennis.PS a bit like the “geordie” lingo is to-day !!

hiya,
Wouldn’t know about that Dennis I’m from the North West until the 28th of Dec at least.
thanks harry long retired.

Dont worry lads for this uckn indiscretion I will curtail his intake of the real nectar of life Irish whiskey!!!
Ps Harry, I have just aquired a bottle of 10yr old Bushmills malt. see you next week. Kev.

Bewick:

Lawrence Dunbar:

animal:
The Americans refer to a “truck” which is no bigger than a pick up which can be driven on a car licence

Also their Hood is our bonnet, & their trunk is our boot, funny old world we live in, Regards Larry

And they refer to Petrol as Gas,they reckon that in a 100 years time the American language will be nothing like the English language we speak ! Cheers Dennis.PS a bit like the “geordie” lingo is to-day !!

Dont think so as you have yet to meet some of my mate who not only speak but write in geordie :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


The Mercedes is what I call a Truck.

The Volvo is what I call a lorry.

And most folks in the UK can’t speak the proper Queens English like what us Yorkshire lads do. :stuck_out_tongue: :wink:

grumpy old man:
And most folks in the UK can’t speak the proper Queens English like what us Yorkshire lads do. :stuck_out_tongue: :wink:

Aye , thas reet abaht that . HAPPY CHRISTMAS , everyone , And til next time ,
al si thi !

Cheers , cattle wagon man.

Don’t forget “Bumpers” called fenders, when I was a kid a fender used to wrap around the fireplace. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: