Norman Ingram:
Well lads back from Iof W and enjoyed it, I got on the main coach at junction 15A services and said everyone OK, they shouted “YES”, I said I soon Blooming change that. they all said after the tour that it was the best trip they had been on, and it was the company of people that made it. I gave them nick names , Duston Dolls, Pirate Pete, Captain Birdeye, I even told Graham the driver to get bigger wiper blades, because I couldnot see where I was driving, there was only three on the coach younger than me1 Hotel was next to the pier,yuk yuk I had a nice pick up from my bank ( Ladbrokes )
You could have got a job as the conductor Norm,then you could have collected all the tips.
Cheers Dave.
Me get tips, I gave £5 to the driver who took us down and back , and also to the driver who took us on the tours of the island, and £2 to the one who dropped us off, it’s a good job I picked up £118 on monday from my friendly bookie or I might have been brassick lint. As for driving long distance, I only drive my wife mad. That is my only job in life and I seem to do it very well, that’s what she tells me.
Norman Ingram:
Me get tips, I gave £5 to the driver who took us down and back , and also to the driver who took us on the tours of the island, and £2 to the one who dropped us off, it’s a good job I picked up £118 on monday from my friendly bookie or I might have been brassick lint. As for driving long distance, I only drive my wife mad. That is my only job in life and I seem to do it very well, that’s what she tells me.
What did you do with the other £106 Norm,hope you didn’t stuff it in the mattress.You will fail to climb into bed with the amount of money you take off those poor bookies.Harry will have something to say about these goings on I’m sure .
Cheers Dave.
Dave I was only there at 3-30 monday and by the time the shops shut at 5-00 I had spent that on a watch for my wife & ear rings for my grandaughters, I am too soft hearted.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Me get tips, I gave £5 to the driver who took us down and back , and also to the driver who took us on the tours of the island, and £2 to the one who dropped us off, it’s a good job I picked up £118 on monday from my friendly bookie or I might have been brassick lint. As for driving long distance, I only drive my wife mad. That is my only job in life and I seem to do it very well, that’s what she tells me.
What did you do with the other £106 Norm,hope you didn’t stuff it in the mattress.You will fail to climb into bed with the amount of money you take off those poor bookies.Harry will have something to say about these goings on I’m sure .
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
Dave I was only there at 3-30 monday and by the time the shops shut at 5-00 I had spent that on a watch for my wife & ear rings for my grandaughters, I am too soft hearted.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Me get tips, I gave £5 to the driver who took us down and back , and also to the driver who took us on the tours of the island, and £2 to the one who dropped us off, it’s a good job I picked up £118 on monday from my friendly bookie or I might have been brassick lint. As for driving long distance, I only drive my wife mad. That is my only job in life and I seem to do it very well, that’s what she tells me.
What did you do with the other £106 Norm,hope you didn’t stuff it in the mattress.You will fail to climb into bed with the amount of money you take off those poor bookies.Harry will have something to say about these goings on I’m sure .
Cheers Dave.
Keep the women happy Norm I will have to remember that.I can see that you and Harry have the knack,him spending £20 on a few cups of tea and cakes.I have a lot to learn .
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
Dave I was only there at 3-30 monday and by the time the shops shut at 5-00 I had spent that on a watch for my wife & ear rings for my grandaughters, I am too soft hearted.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Me get tips, I gave £5 to the driver who took us down and back , and also to the driver who took us on the tours of the island, and £2 to the one who dropped us off, it’s a good job I picked up £118 on monday from my friendly bookie or I might have been brassick lint. As for driving long distance, I only drive my wife mad. That is my only job in life and I seem to do it very well, that’s what she tells me.
What did you do with the other £106 Norm,hope you didn’t stuff it in the mattress.You will fail to climb into bed with the amount of money you take off those poor bookies.Harry will have something to say about these goings on I’m sure .
Cheers Dave.
Keep the women happy Norm I will have to remember that.I can see that you and Harry have the knack,him spending £20 on a few cups of tea and cakes.I have a lot to learn .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Twenty quid for brekkie was only the start I also extended my generosity to three pub lunches two soft drinks for sis three whiskies for me three half lagers one for me and two for the missus, almost forty quid then cups of coffee and shortbread, another tenner just before we got the train home and sis her taxi to her friends house, but things aren’t so bad got the gas bill and that’s double what I spent on my day out, ah well it’s back on the streets with the begging bowl.
thanks harry long retired.
Norman Ingram:
Dave I was only there at 3-30 monday and by the time the shops shut at 5-00 I had spent that on a watch for my wife & ear rings for my grandaughters, I am too soft hearted.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Me get tips, I gave £5 to the driver who took us down and back , and also to the driver who took us on the tours of the island, and £2 to the one who dropped us off, it’s a good job I picked up £118 on monday from my friendly bookie or I might have been brassick lint. As for driving long distance, I only drive my wife mad. That is my only job in life and I seem to do it very well, that’s what she tells me.
What did you do with the other £106 Norm,hope you didn’t stuff it in the mattress.You will fail to climb into bed with the amount of money you take off those poor bookies.Harry will have something to say about these goings on I’m sure .
Cheers Dave.
Keep the women happy Norm I will have to remember that.I can see that you and Harry have the knack,him spending £20 on a few cups of tea and cakes.I have a lot to learn .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Twenty quid for brekkie was only the start I also extended my generosity to three pub lunches two soft drinks for sis three whiskies for me three half lagers one for me and two for the missus, almost forty quid then cups of coffee and shortbread, another tenner just before we got the train home and sis her taxi to her friends house, but things aren’t so bad got the gas bill and that’s double what I spent on my day out, ah well it’s back on the streets with the begging bowl.
thanks harry long retired.
You and Norm are a credit to your generation Harry.Gentlemen to the core.I wish I could have been the same.Where did I go wrong .
Cheers Dave.
That is nice of you Dave, or is it a polite way of saying we are a couple of suckers where women are concerne ?
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Dave I was only there at 3-30 monday and by the time the shops shut at 5-00 I had spent that on a watch for my wife & ear rings for my grandaughters, I am too soft hearted.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Me get tips, I gave £5 to the driver who took us down and back , and also to the driver who took us on the tours of the island, and £2 to the one who dropped us off, it’s a good job I picked up £118 on monday from my friendly bookie or I might have been brassick lint. As for driving long distance, I only drive my wife mad. That is my only job in life and I seem to do it very well, that’s what she tells me.
What did you do with the other £106 Norm,hope you didn’t stuff it in the mattress.You will fail to climb into bed with the amount of money you take off those poor bookies.Harry will have something to say about these goings on I’m sure .
Cheers Dave.
Keep the women happy Norm I will have to remember that.I can see that you and Harry have the knack,him spending £20 on a few cups of tea and cakes.I have a lot to learn .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Twenty quid for brekkie was only the start I also extended my generosity to three pub lunches two soft drinks for sis three whiskies for me three half lagers one for me and two for the missus, almost forty quid then cups of coffee and shortbread, another tenner just before we got the train home and sis her taxi to her friends house, but things aren’t so bad got the gas bill and that’s double what I spent on my day out, ah well it’s back on the streets with the begging bowl.
thanks harry long retired.
You and Norm are a credit to your generation Harry.Gentlemen to the core.I wish I could have been the same.Where did I go wrong .
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
That is nice of you Dave, or is it a polite way of saying we are a couple of suckers where women are concerne ?
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Dave I was only there at 3-30 monday and by the time the shops shut at 5-00 I had spent that on a watch for my wife & ear rings for my grandaughters, I am too soft hearted.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Me get tips, I gave £5 to the driver who took us down and back , and also to the driver who took us on the tours of the island, and £2 to the one who dropped us off, it’s a good job I picked up £118 on monday from my friendly bookie or I might have been brassick lint. As for driving long distance, I only drive my wife mad. That is my only job in life and I seem to do it very well, that’s what she tells me.
What did you do with the other £106 Norm,hope you didn’t stuff it in the mattress.You will fail to climb into bed with the amount of money you take off those poor bookies.Harry will have something to say about these goings on I’m sure .
Cheers Dave.
Keep the women happy Norm I will have to remember that.I can see that you and Harry have the knack,him spending £20 on a few cups of tea and cakes.I have a lot to learn .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Twenty quid for brekkie was only the start I also extended my generosity to three pub lunches two soft drinks for sis three whiskies for me three half lagers one for me and two for the missus, almost forty quid then cups of coffee and shortbread, another tenner just before we got the train home and sis her taxi to her friends house, but things aren’t so bad got the gas bill and that’s double what I spent on my day out, ah well it’s back on the streets with the begging bowl.
thanks harry long retired.
You and Norm are a credit to your generation Harry.Gentlemen to the core.I wish I could have been the same.Where did I go wrong .
Cheers Dave.
I wouldn’t say anything such as that Norm.I think you have both got it made.A couple of pampered retired drivers .
Cheers Dave.
re your comment about pampered retired drivers dave , has tracy been brainwashing you ready for your retirement ■■ all our wives say it to us worn out old lorry drivers , but they wed us for better or worse , richer or poorer . they have already had the better and richer so we are all that’s left . i still wish i was a kept man like harry though , cheers , dave
rigsby:
re your comment about pampered retired drivers dave , has tracy been brainwashing you ready for your retirement ■■ all our wives say it to us worn out old lorry drivers , but they wed us for better or worse , richer or poorer . they have already had the better and richer so we are all that’s left . i still wish i was a kept man like harry though , cheers , dave
I have been retired for years Dave .Tracy hasn’t time to brainwash me,berween work and taking pics for anoraks like me,she’s kept busy .
Cheers Dave.
rigsby:
re your comment about pampered retired drivers dave , has tracy been brainwashing you ready for your retirement ■■ all our wives say it to us worn out old lorry drivers , but they wed us for better or worse , richer or poorer . they have already had the better and richer so we are all that’s left . i still wish i was a kept man like harry though , cheers , dave
hiya,
Yes Dave I am kept by my good lady but like a bleedin mushroom I’m kept in the dark only, and I dare bet I’m not alone.
thanks harry long retired.
rigsby:
re your comment about pampered retired drivers dave , has tracy been brainwashing you ready for your retirement ■■ all our wives say it to us worn out old lorry drivers , but they wed us for better or worse , richer or poorer . they have already had the better and richer so we are all that’s left . i still wish i was a kept man like harry though , cheers , dave
hiya,
Yes Dave I am kept by my good lady but like a bleedin mushroom I’m kept in the dark only, and I dare bet I’m not alone.
thanks harry long retired.
Must be your night off as a mushroom Harry,its well past a mushrooms bedtime .
Cheers Dave.
rigsby:
re your comment about pampered retired drivers dave , has tracy been brainwashing you ready for your retirement ■■ all our wives say it to us worn out old lorry drivers , but they wed us for better or worse , richer or poorer . they have already had the better and richer so we are all that’s left . i still wish i was a kept man like harry though , cheers , dave
hiya,
Yes Dave I am kept by my good lady but like a bleedin mushroom I’m kept in the dark only, and I dare bet I’m not alone.
thanks harry long retired.
Must be your night off as a mushroom Harry,its well past a mushrooms bedtime .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Time off for good behaviour tonight Dave was even allowed to watch the Man U Vs Benfica game and the tele isn’t in the cellar.
thanks harry long retired.
Harry, I went to Tescos today, & they were selling Glenmorangie 1 litre bottles for 30 quid £12 off, so I got a one, I thought it was a bargain, im starting to get stocked up for the winter, just in case I cant get out for the snow. The old legs creek a bit now, so I m starting to take it easy & drink a bit more Sms. Regards Larry
Larry I am lucky one of my little brothers as his own business and he gets angels water as christmas boxes and he don’t drink it so I help him out being the kind hearted person I am but it is a mixture the other week he dropped a J W black label and a grants in but beggars can’t be choosers
cheers Johnnie
Lawrence Dunbar:
Harry, I went to Tescos today, & they were selling Glenmorangie 1 litre bottles for 30 quid £12 off, so I got a one, I thought it was a bargain, im starting to get stocked up for the winter, just in case I cant get out for the snow. The old legs creek a bit now, so I m starting to take it easy & drink a bit more Sms. Regards Larry
hiya,
Save a drop for the hipflask Larry I’ll fill mine with Glenfiddich they’re both pretty good and I’ve found they mix fairly wel see you at the next do.
thanks harry long retired.
Very nice too J/Ws is very nice, Bells dont seem to suit my taste buds I dont know why, because I reckon there are no bad scotch whiskies, just some are better than others, what do you think.? Regards Larry
I am the same with Bells so I put in my tea in the morning waste not want not and I think you do need to have a regular dram so as to keep your inside sterilized from some of the crap ale thats gone through the system
cheers Johnnie
sammyopisite:
I am the same with Bells so I put in my tea in the morning waste not want not and I think you do need to have a regular dram so as to keep your inside sterilized from some of the crap ale thats gone through the system
cheers Johnnie
hiya,
Johnnie never tell a Glaswegian you don’t like Bells especially if on their patch “gis a half an a half” oh i like a dram o Bells if I’m out for a quickie and the Missus happens to have her back turned.she likes to keep my hands unoccupied for the carrying of shopping should really buy her an eight legger.
thanks harry long retired.
