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sammyopisite:

Bewick:

sammyopisite:
It seems as though with me being a very sensitive soul I am going to have to develop a very thick skin so my feelings do not get upset ( I am sure I had some once ) but I do get a warm glow inside maybe thats is from the malt :exclamation: :wink: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie

Something good always comes out of it Johnnie,remember that if your “getting stick” they’re leaving some other poor sod alone!! Cheers Dennis.

I would like to apologize for lying as I have just been told that a corpse is more sensitive than I am by Mrs. Always Right and I did not realize that anyone was having a go at me :unamused: :wink: or giving stick in my direction :wink: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie

hiya
Like i’ve always said Johnnie when people are talking about me at least at that moment in time they are talking sense for a change.
thanks harry long retired.

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Chris Webb:
The warehouse lads used to shout to me “Lend us thi face we want to go rattin” or “Chatsworth House West wing wants haunting,how are tha fixed”.
I’d worry rats me. :laughing:

I think we av a winner :smiley: . This lad gets my vote :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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mushroomman:

Chris Webb:
The warehouse lads used to shout to me “Lend us thi face we want to go rattin” or “Chatsworth House West wing wants haunting,how are tha fixed”.
I’d worry rats me. :laughing:

I think we av a winner :smiley: . This lad gets my vote :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Howay now Mushroomman i’ve seen a picture of Webby an he’s far bonnier than Johnnie and me don’t be too hasty at coming to a decision cos when i find a camera strong enough to take my picture i’ll make you change your mind.
thanks harry long retired.

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Remember, you’re as old as you feel, and when you stop feeling…you’re old. :stuck_out_tongue:
I wish I’d known about this retirement thing years ago, I could have made a wonderful career out of it. Worked for 49 years, never got used to it, one week after retirement I KNEW that at last, I’m in the right job. :wink:

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grumpy old man:
Remember, you’re as old as you feel, and when you stop feeling…you’re old. :stuck_out_tongue:
I wish I’d known about this retirement thing years ago, I could have made a wonderful career out of it. Worked for 49 years, never got used to it, one week after retirement I KNEW that at last, I’m in the right job. :wink:

hiya,
Like it :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry long retired.

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harry_gill:
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hiya,
Howay now Mushroomman i’ve seen a picture of Webby an he’s far bonnier than Johnnie and me don’t be too hasty at coming to a decision cos when i find a camera strong enough to take my picture i’ll make you change your mind.
thanks harry long retired.

You know what they say Harry, some oil paintings look better from a distance. Well that photo of you and Norman that was taken at Lincoln Farm last year looks alright from where I am sitting :slight_smile: .

Regards Steve.

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mushroomman:

harry_gill:
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hiya,
Howay now Mushroomman i’ve seen a picture of Webby an he’s far bonnier than Johnnie and me don’t be too hasty at coming to a decision cos when i find a camera strong enough to take my picture i’ll make you change your mind.
thanks harry long retired.

You know what they say Harry, some oil paintings look better from a distance. Well that photo of you and Norman that was taken at Lincoln Farm last year looks alright from where I am sitting :slight_smile: .

Regards Steve.

hiya,
Ah but that was my stand-in i am retired you know, it was the real life Norman though, he say’s he can’t afford a double , talking about doubles that reminds me just time for a quick one before the “old woman” comes in for breakfast from the daily grind.
thanks harry long retired.

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harry_gill:

mushroomman:

Chris Webb:
The warehouse lads used to shout to me “Lend us thi face we want to go rattin” or “Chatsworth House West wing wants haunting,how are tha fixed”.
I’d worry rats me. :laughing:

I think we av a winner :smiley: . This lad gets my vote :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Howay now Mushroomman i’ve seen a picture of Webby an he’s far bonnier than Johnnie and me don’t be too hasty at coming to a decision cos when i find a camera strong enough to take my picture i’ll make you change your mind.
thanks harry long retired.

Well,it would be a close run thing Steve and Harry.Johnnie is no oil painting I’ll admit…
Do you know GGD used to send me over Woodhead first at night to freeten t’sheep off t’road so that no damage was done to our other motors on nights.
This is a true story… :grimacing:

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Chris Webb:
Well,it would be a close run thing Steve and Harry.Johnnie is no oil painting I’ll admit…
Do you know GGD used to send me over Woodhead first at night to freeten t’sheep off t’road so that no damage was done to our other motors on nights.
This is a true story… :grimacing:

Chris, I was told many a year ago to be very careful whenever I had to drive over Woodhead of a night time. :unamused:
Strange things have been known to happen and to be seen up there. :unamused:
Some drivers said that they just couldn’t believe what they saw in there headlights. :unamused:

You never wore a raincoat and a pork pie hat did you :open_mouth:

Regards Steve.

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mushroomman:

Chris Webb:
Well,it would be a close run thing Steve and Harry.Johnnie is no oil painting I’ll admit…
Do you know GGD used to send me over Woodhead first at night to freeten t’sheep off t’road so that no damage was done to our other motors on nights.
This is a true story… :grimacing:

Chris, I was told many a year ago to be very careful whenever I had to drive over Woodhead of a night time. :unamused:
Strange things have been known to happen and to be seen up there. :unamused:
Some drivers said that they just couldn’t believe what they saw in there headlights. :unamused:

You never wore a raincoat and a pork pie hat did you :open_mouth:

Regards Steve.

hiya,
He still does its the IOM national costume.
thanks harry long retired.

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Before the Dead Sea reported sick,Nelson once beat me at snooker. :unamused: :smiling_imp: Regards,900X20.

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I will be 82 in August.

“The older the violin the sweeter the music” - Augustus McCrae.

“The trouble with youth is that it’s wasted on the young” - George Bernard Shaw

James

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jamesicus:
I will be 82 in August.

“The older the violin the sweeter the music” - Augustus McCrae.

“The trouble with youth is that it’s wasted on the young” - George Bernard Shaw

James

Good for you James.No one has topped you on here…yet!!!
Cheers Dave.

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mushroomman:

Chris Webb:
Well,it would be a close run thing Steve and Harry.Johnnie is no oil painting I’ll admit…
Do you know GGD used to send me over Woodhead first at night to freeten t’sheep off t’road so that no damage was done to our other motors on nights.
This is a true story… :grimacing:

Chris, I was told many a year ago to be very careful whenever I had to drive over Woodhead of a night time. :unamused:
Strange things have been known to happen and to be seen up there. :unamused:
Some drivers said that they just couldn’t believe what they saw in there headlights. :unamused:

You never wore a raincoat and a pork pie hat did you :open_mouth:

Regards Steve.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

No Steve,they were those daft buggers that walked the Pennine Way at night,used to see them regular crossing the A628 at Crowden.I haven’t got a raincoat or a pork pie hat either. :grimacing:

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Chris Webb:

mushroomman:

Chris Webb:
Well,it would be a close run thing Steve and Harry.Johnnie is no oil painting I’ll admit…
Do you know GGD used to send me over Woodhead first at night to freeten t’sheep off t’road so that no damage was done to our other motors on nights.
This is a true story… :grimacing:

Chris, I was told many a year ago to be very careful whenever I had to drive over Woodhead of a night time. :unamused:
Strange things have been known to happen and to be seen up there. :unamused:
Some drivers said that they just couldn’t believe what they saw in there headlights. :unamused:

You never wore a raincoat and a pork pie hat did you :open_mouth:

Regards Steve.

:laughing: :laughing:

No Steve,they were those daft buggers that walked the Pennine Way at night,used to see them regular crossing the A628 at Crowden.I haven’t got a raincoat or a pork pie hat either. :grimacing:

hiya,
But Chris you do have a flak jacket and a tin hat.
thanks harry long retired.

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Dave have you altered the title of this thread as I cannot recall anything about toothbrushes originally ( wisdom ) or if applies to the dictionary definition that rules me out from participating any further :exclamation:
cheers Johnnie :wink:
P S if it was the original title please accept my apologies for attempting to infiltrate a thread way beyond my capabilities :blush: the malt must have been far more potent than I realized :unamused:

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sammyopisite:
Dave have you altered the title of this thread as I cannot recall anything about toothbrushes originally ( wisdom ) or if applies to the dictionary definition that rules me out from participating any further :exclamation:
cheers Johnnie :wink:
P S if it was the original title please accept my apologies for attempting to infiltrate a thread way beyond my capabilities :blush: the malt must have been far more potent than I realized :unamused:

Wisdom is a deep understanding and realizing of people, things, events or situations, resulting in the ability to choose or act or inspire to consistently produce the optimum results with a minimum of time, energy or thought. It is the ability to optimally (effectively and efficiently) apply perceptions and knowledge and so produce the desired results. Wisdom is also the comprehension of what is true or right coupled with optimum judgment as to action. Synonyms include: sagacity, discernment, or insight. Wisdom often requires control of one’s emotional reactions (the “passions”) so that one’s principles, reason and knowledge prevail to determine one’s actions.
Dictionary definition according to Wikipedia :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:
Dave have you altered the title of this thread as I cannot recall anything about toothbrushes originally ( wisdom ) or if applies to the dictionary definition that rules me out from participating any further :exclamation:
cheers Johnnie :wink:
P S if it was the original title please accept my apologies for attempting to infiltrate a thread way beyond my capabilities :blush: the malt must have been far more potent than I realized :unamused:

Wisdom is a deep understanding and realizing of people, things, events or situations, resulting in the ability to choose or act or inspire to consistently produce the optimum results with a minimum of time, energy or thought. It is the ability to optimally (effectively and efficiently) apply perceptions and knowledge and so produce the desired results. Wisdom is also the comprehension of what is true or right coupled with optimum judgment as to action. Synonyms include: sagacity, discernment, or insight. Wisdom often requires control of one’s emotional reactions (the “passions”) so that one’s principles, reason and knowledge prevail to determine one’s actions.
Dictionary definition according to Wikipedia :wink:
Cheers Dave.

The only wisdom I have is on the toothbrush and only having a dozen teeth nowadays it last longer :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :stuck_out_tongue: :wink:

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sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:

sammyopisite:
Dave have you altered the title of this thread as I cannot recall anything about toothbrushes originally ( wisdom ) or if applies to the dictionary definition that rules me out from participating any further :exclamation:
cheers Johnnie :wink:
P S if it was the original title please accept my apologies for attempting to infiltrate a thread way beyond my capabilities :blush: the malt must have been far more potent than I realized :unamused:

Wisdom is a deep understanding and realizing of people, things, events or situations, resulting in the ability to choose or act or inspire to consistently produce the optimum results with a minimum of time, energy or thought. It is the ability to optimally (effectively and efficiently) apply perceptions and knowledge and so produce the desired results. Wisdom is also the comprehension of what is true or right coupled with optimum judgment as to action. Synonyms include: sagacity, discernment, or insight. Wisdom often requires control of one’s emotional reactions (the “passions”) so that one’s principles, reason and knowledge prevail to determine one’s actions.
Dictionary definition according to Wikipedia :wink:
Cheers Dave.

The only wisdom I have is on the toothbrush and only having a dozen teeth nowadays it last longer :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :stuck_out_tongue: :wink:

Hi Johnie,
Yes I did alter the title of the thread,so as to broaden the replies,as in,put anything you like on it,as long as the men in the long overcoats don’t mind :laughing: .
Haven’t got a full gob of my own teeth myself,some of my own and some made by a technician :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

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harry_gill:

Chris Webb:

mushroomman:

Chris Webb:
hiya,
But Chris you do have a flak jacket and a tin hat.
thanks harry long retired.

I still keep both handy Harry just in case of raids from Morecambe. :laughing: