Oldest member on this forum.Also wit and wisdom!

[animal]

jazzyjeph:
Archie Paice you just made my day i’m just a “snapper” at 53 but gives me hope for some more driving years to come.

Just a little older than me

[animal]

kevmac47:

jmc jnr:
Blimey! There was me wingeing about my problem. You lot make me want to enter for the London Marathon. Jim.
PS Get well soon and keep us all laughing.

That’s what distinguishes this lot from the “professional drivers” thread Jim, any moaning is done very much with the tongue firmly in the cheek, Problems that really should make your eyes water are passed over as a joke and made light of. Yours being a case in question. I hope the chemo’s proving bearable. Regards Kev.

Yep defo but think most people now have had a sense of humour bypass

[harry_gill]

Hiya,
I underwent a three month course of chemotherapy which entailed a course of tablets taken
four times daily then on the fourth Friday of each month into hospital for an overnight stay
which entailed a huge needle being put into my arm a length of tube a tee piece with two
tubes emanating from two giant syringes one filled with red stuff the other resembling vodka
which the nurse assured me it was the procedure took forever me sitting in the middle of
two nurses each operating a huge pump thing each it was then to bed with a pile of
disposable urinals and potties which I had to package and label for testing after my
departure, there was another old guy (he was 78 I was 70) at the time and we had been
together since day one, both having identical treatment and in the morning I genuinely felt
like death and we had to wait for our next months supply of tablets coming up from the
hospital chemist on getting the pills it was down to the foyer and await a family member to
come and pick me up, I felt like death warmed up the other older chap after asking me to
join him was straight out the gate to the pub opposite This was the old Newcastle General and
there was a pub nearby, I couldn’t have gone to a pub even if the booze had been free.
thanks harry, long retired.

[grumpy_old_man]

Who mentioned MOANING?? us men don’t moan (unlike wimmin ), we suffer in silence and just get on with the job because we are hard rufty tufty old lorry drivers.

[dave_the_renegade]

grumpy old man:
Who mentioned MOANING?? us men don’t moan (unlike wimmin ), we suffer in silence and just get on with the job because we are hard rufty tufty old lorry drivers.

Under certain circumstances. I don’t mind wimmin moaning and groaning.
Cheers Dave.

[kevmac47]

Dave the Renegade:

grumpy old man:
Who mentioned MOANING?? us men don’t moan (unlike wimmin ), we suffer in silence and just get on with the job because we are hard rufty tufty old lorry drivers.

Under certain circumstances. I don’t mind wimmin moaning and groaning.
Cheers Dave.

I think I need reminding of that Dave!!! Regards Kev.

[dave_the_renegade]

kevmac47:

Dave the Renegade:

grumpy old man:
Who mentioned MOANING?? us men don’t moan (unlike wimmin ), we suffer in silence and just get on with the job because we are hard rufty tufty old lorry drivers.

Under certain circumstances. I don’t mind wimmin moaning and groaning.
Cheers Dave.

I think I need reminding of that Dave!!! Regards Kev.

No you don’t Kev, you are about the same age as me. You ain’t senile yet
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

kevmac47:

Dave the Renegade:

grumpy old man:
Who mentioned MOANING?? us men don’t moan (unlike wimmin ), we suffer in silence and just get on with the job because we are hard rufty tufty old lorry drivers.

Under certain circumstances. I don’t mind wimmin moaning and groaning.
Cheers Dave.

I think I need reminding of that Dave!!! Regards Kev.

No you don’t Kev, you are about the same age as me. You ain’t senile yet
Cheers Dave.

Hiya,
If any moaning and groaning occurred in bed I’d put the light on to check if I was in my own bed
Id most likely not be in the right house and certainly not with the woman I’m married to.
thanks harry, long retired.

[toddy2]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

kevmac47:

Dave the Renegade:

grumpy old man:
Who mentioned MOANING?? us men don’t moan (unlike wimmin ), we suffer in silence and just get on with the job because we are hard rufty tufty old lorry drivers.

Under certain circumstances. I don’t mind wimmin moaning and groaning.
Cheers Dave.

I think I need reminding of that Dave!!! Regards Kev.

No you don’t Kev, you are about the same age as me. You ain’t senile yet
Cheers Dave.

Hiya,
If any moaning and groaning occurred in bed I’d put the light on to check if I was in my own bed
Id most likely not be in the right house and certainly not with the woman I’m married to.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

Toddy2:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

kevmac47:

Dave the Renegade:

grumpy old man:
Who mentioned MOANING?? us men don’t moan (unlike wimmin ), we suffer in silence and just get on with the job because we are hard rufty tufty old lorry drivers.

Under certain circumstances. I don’t mind wimmin moaning and groaning.
Cheers Dave.

I think I need reminding of that Dave!!! Regards Kev.

No you don’t Kev, you are about the same age as me. You ain’t senile yet
Cheers Dave.

Hiya,
If any moaning and groaning occurred in bed I’d put the light on to check if I was in my own bed
Id most likely not be in the right house and certainly not with the woman I’m married to.
thanks harry, long retired.

The airports in the North East, must be very busy, with all these flying pigs coming and going.
Cheers Dave.

[animal]

Toddy2:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

kevmac47:

Dave the Renegade:

grumpy old man:
Who mentioned MOANING?? us men don’t moan (unlike wimmin ), we suffer in silence and just get on with the job because we are hard rufty tufty old lorry drivers.

Under certain circumstances. I don’t mind wimmin moaning and groaning.
Cheers Dave.

I think I need reminding of that Dave!!! Regards Kev.

No you don’t Kev, you are about the same age as me. You ain’t senile yet
Cheers Dave.

Hiya,
If any moaning and groaning occurred in bed I’d put the light on to check if I was in my own bed
Id most likely not be in the right house and certainly not with the woman I’m married to.
thanks harry, long retired.

No comment

[dave_the_renegade]

animal:

Toddy2:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

kevmac47:

Dave the Renegade:

grumpy old man:
Who mentioned MOANING?? us men don’t moan (unlike wimmin ), we suffer in silence and just get on with the job because we are hard rufty tufty old lorry drivers.

Under certain circumstances. I don’t mind wimmin moaning and groaning.
Cheers Dave.

I think I need reminding of that Dave!!! Regards Kev.

No you don’t Kev, you are about the same age as me. You ain’t senile yet
Cheers Dave.

Hiya,
If any moaning and groaning occurred in bed I’d put the light on to check if I was in my own bed
Id most likely not be in the right house and certainly not with the woman I’m married to.
thanks harry, long retired.

No comment

Why not put the Woman’s point of view over Ang ?
Cheers Dave.

[rigsby]

i think my wife is a germoliny , they reckon that germoline will heal anything , dave

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Toddy2:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

kevmac47:

Dave the Renegade:

grumpy old man:
Who mentioned MOANING?? us men don’t moan (unlike wimmin ), we suffer in silence and just get on with the job because we are hard rufty tufty old lorry drivers.

Under certain circumstances. I don’t mind wimmin moaning and groaning.
Cheers Dave.

I think I need reminding of that Dave!!! Regards Kev.

No you don’t Kev, you are about the same age as me. You ain’t senile yet
Cheers Dave.

Hiya,
If any moaning and groaning occurred in bed I’d put the light on to check if I was in my own bed
Id most likely not be in the right house and certainly not with the woman I’m married to.
thanks harry, long retired.

No comment

Why not put the Woman’s point of view over Ang ?
Cheers Dave.

Hiya,
Dave, I think the comment " no comment " from our Ang speaks volumes.
thanks harry, long retired.

[harry_gill]

rigsby:
i think my wife is a germoliny , they reckon that germoline will heal anything , dave

Hiya,
Riggers, your good lady and myself are on the same wavelength regarding Germoline
I’ve been rubbed with tubes and tins of it ever since I was a kid there’s tubes of it all
over the house and I swear by I apply it to my grandkids should they get a scrape or a
graze best cure-all ever, I even put a tiny smear on the back of my tongue ( it’s not a
pleasant taste ) but it’ll shift a sore throat in no time at all, great stuff.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

rigsby:
i think my wife is a germoliny , they reckon that germoline will heal anything , dave

Hiya,
Riggers, your good lady and myself are on the same wavelength regarding Germoline
I’ve been rubbed with tubes and tins of it ever since I was a kid there’s tubes of it all
over the house and I swear by I apply it to my grandkids should they get a scrape or a
graze best cure-all ever, I even put a tiny smear on the back of my tongue ( it’s not a
pleasant taste ) but it’ll shift a sore throat in no time at all, great stuff.
thanks harry, long retired.

Has the throat improved yet Harry, it should help the malt to slide down the hatch.
Cheers Dave.

[jmc_jnr]

I was brought up on Spey side and the secret to a good malt is a high percentage of Haggis wee in the water. And if you think the brownie colour comes from the barrel - nope - guess. Jim.

[900x20]

Greetings,All.
Do I qualify? I knew the Dead Sea before it reported sick.Just wondered. Regards,900x20.

[dave_the_renegade]

900X20:
Greetings,All.
Do I qualify? I knew the Dead Sea before it reported sick.Just wondered. Regards,900x20.

Absolutely 900x20, you sound the right calibre to join this esteemed thread.
Cheers Dave.

[900x20]

Thanks,Dave the Renegade. A sense of humour these days always helps.Incidentally,I used to have a drink now and again with Pontius before he got his Flying Licence.Not a bad lad.
Regards,900x20.