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cattle_wagon_man · 21 December 2013 21:58

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

cattle wagon man:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Nowt to do with Yuletide but I’ve just read on Facebook that two penguins
in Israel have paired off and blood tests prove they’re both females it just
goes to show that us humans aren’t the only life forms with funny habits.
thanks harry, long retired.

Are there many penguins in Israel Harry ? Probably the male penguins are in short supply over there.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Can’t find the story again Dave but I think it did say they lived in a zoo.
thanks harry, long retired.

Will have to find them a male to give them a treat over Xmas Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,

It looks like they’re “dyed in the feathers” lesbians Dave don’t think they’d be very appreciative
thanks harry, long retired.

Maybe as a Christmas treat , they could be given a double-headed conger eel to eat .

Cheers , Anon.

hiya,
Just so long as they don’t get hold of my Boxing Day treat “smoked salmon”.
thanks harry, long retired.

Sounds very nice Harry, some smoked salmon. A nice change from Turkey.
Cheers Dave.

Look, Dave ,…theres no need to mention (directly or indirectly) the species of Feltzy being "a nice change" from smoked salmon`.

Cheers , Anon.

dave_the_renegade · 22 December 2013 16:21

Jumping to conclusions again CWM. Just stick to turkey, not fat women.
Cheers Dave.

cattle_wagon_man · 22 December 2013 16:45

Not conclusions , Dave , but similarities

dave_the_renegade · 22 December 2013 17:08

cattle wagon man:
Not conclusions , Dave , but similarities

You wouldn’t get her in an oven, whereas a turkey would fit .
Cheers Dave.

cattle_wagon_man · 23 December 2013 12:27

Dave the Renegade:

cattle wagon man:
Not conclusions , Dave , but similarities

You wouldn’t get her in an oven, whereas a turkey would fit .
Cheers Dave.

Aye , I suppose you are right on that point , Dave. How about one of those Industrial Ovens .
Plus ,…a hell of a big, deep catch tray would be needed for all the dripping .

Cheers , cattle wagon man.

harry_gill · 23 December 2013 17:47

hiya,
Anyone mind if I forego Christmas lunch this year, roast Feltz yuk.
thanks harry, long retired.

rigsby · 23 December 2013 20:06

with your luck harry you would probably get the parsons nose . yuk

harry_gill · 23 December 2013 20:21

rigsby:
with your luck harry you would probably get the parsons nose . yuk

hiya,
Well “Riggers” now you know why I want to opt out of the feast, who’s for second’s.
thanks harry, long retired.

norman_ingram · 25 December 2013 17:40

We have had M & S turkey breast, it was tender and tasty at my daughters today, and stuffing but no crackling, maybe tomorrow?

animal · 25 December 2013 21:11

Cooked full christmas dinner here ta

dave_the_renegade · 25 December 2013 22:39

A Turkey Crown from Morrison’s this way, just the job, fed four of us and Archie the dog, with plenty left.
Cheers Dave.

harry_gill · 26 December 2013 00:04

animal:
Cooked full christmas dinner here ta

hiya,
Good for you Ang my limit of culinary skills is putting milk on my Shredded Wheat,
Oh’ I am also qualified in the art of making a drinkable cup of tea as well.
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 26 December 2013 21:38

You can all rest from cooking Christmas dinner for another year.

lawrence_dunbar · 26 December 2013 21:50

harry_gill:

animal:
Cooked full christmas dinner here ta

hiya,
Good for you Ang my limit of culinary skills is putting milk on my Shredded Wheat,
Oh’ I am also qualified in the art of making a drinkable cup of tea as well.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry you also have the art of pouring rather large Single Malts, & of course the art of drinking them, & perhaps you could also be called the Artful Dodger, Meaning you pour & then Dodge your good lady if you get my drift eh, ?, Hope you had a nice Xmas & I will see you Doon The Toon on Friday, Hippies Readey, Regards Larry.

harry_gill · 26 December 2013 21:54

Lawrence Dunbar:

harry_gill:

animal:
Cooked full christmas dinner here ta

hiya,
Good for you Ang my limit of culinary skills is putting milk on my Shredded Wheat,
Oh’ I am also qualified in the art of making a drinkable cup of tea as well.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry you also have the art of pouring rather large Single Malts, & of course the art of drinking them, & perhaps you could also be called the Artful Dodger, Meaning you pour & then Dodge your good lady if you get my drift eh, ?, Hope you had a nice Xmas & I will see you Doon The Toon on Friday, Hippies Readey, Regards Larry.

hiya,
Larry may not be able to make it this time, Kev will explain.
thanks harry, long retired.

lawrence_dunbar · 26 December 2013 22:00

harry_gill:

Lawrence Dunbar:

harry_gill:

animal:
Cooked full christmas dinner here ta

hiya,
Good for you Ang my limit of culinary skills is putting milk on my Shredded Wheat,
Oh’ I am also qualified in the art of making a drinkable cup of tea as well.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry you also have the art of pouring rather large Single Malts, & of course the art of drinking them, & perhaps you could also be called the Artful Dodger, Meaning you pour & then Dodge your good lady if you get my drift eh, ?, Hope you had a nice Xmas & I will see you Doon The Toon on Friday, Hippies Readey, Regards Larry.

hiya,
Larry may not be able to make it this time, Kev will explain.
thanks harry, long retired.

Sorry to hear that Harry, Hope you are keeping Ok along with your family, Regards Larry.

norman_ingram · 28 December 2013 01:14

I hope you got home ok without Harry to help you?

animal · 28 December 2013 15:38

Norman Ingram:
I hope you got home ok without Harry to help you?

I had my usual ■■■■■■ home thanks

Oh Larry that whisky was a 25 yr old Highland park apparently very nice

lawrence_dunbar · 28 December 2013 20:09

animal:

Norman Ingram:
I hope you got home ok without Harry to help you?

I had my usual ■■■■■■ home thanks

Oh Larry that whisky was a 25 yr old Highland park apparently very nice

Very nice indeed Im sure, Im just about to try the one my daughter gave me a xmas, The English Whisky Cos rare single malt 46 volt distilled in Roudham Norfolk, Regards Larry.

harry_gill · 1 January 2014 22:21

Lawrence Dunbar:

animal:

Norman Ingram:
I hope you got home ok without Harry to help you?

I had my usual ■■■■■■ home thanks

Oh Larry that whisky was a 25 yr old Highland park apparently very nice

Very nice indeed Im sure, Im just about to try the one my daughter gave me a xmas, The English Whisky Cos rare single malt 46 volt distilled in Roudham Norfolk, Regards Larry.

hiya,
Larry can almost smell/taste that expensive drop of goodness from my armchair.
thanks harry, long retired.