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harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Yes I am still trying to suppliment my income, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: but at the moment it is not working, :wink: :wink: :wink: some one keeps nobbling my horses! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

That’s supplementing the bookies not you Norm. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
So I guess distillery investments are of no consequence Dave.
or am I just drinking the profits, and the betting?, chucked it.
thanks harry, long retired

Harry, you and Norm can invest your money where you want. I can’t preach about investing money. I just keep buying vehicles which just depreciate.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Investments I’ve no problems there, this lot we have at the helm have made
sure people with only a little bit to spare which years ago would have made
you a few bob if invested isn’t worth putting into a bank the interest rates
are so poor you are almost paying the banks to look after your money.
thanks harry, long retired.

And now they are selling off royal mail :unamused: All they will haveto sell after is the BBC. :cry:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
In my opinion selling off the Post Office is a travesty and should be stopped
the BBC though in my opinion should become privatised what with all those
robbers and hangers-on lining their pockets and some of the crap we are
given er’ paying for via the licence fee is atrocious there’s a programme on
in the morning “starring” and I say that very loosely, three old boilers, they
are Julia Somerville, Angela Rippon and Gloria Hunniford, they have more
wrinkles than a hundredweight of old prunes, at least the Beeb could give us
a bit of eye candy for our money, they are only repeating what the experts
have already said a parrot could do their job and for a lot less money.
thanks harry, long retired.

I agree about the three old broilers Harry. The BBC does pull in a lot of money from all over the world from programs and series etc.
There isn’t anything left for the government to sell after the Post Office and BBC. This country is just a retail park for foreign companies.
Soapbox parked.
Cheers Dave.

Watch it lads, :slight_smile: :sunglasses: I have heard that Wales & Durham are up :laughing: :for sale.

Norman Ingram:
Watch it lads, :slight_smile: :sunglasses: I have heard that Wales & Durham are up :laughing: :for sale.

hiya,
Don’t know about Wales Norm, but nobody will buy Durham we’re all skint.
thanks harry, long retired.

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Watch it lads, :slight_smile: :sunglasses: I have heard that Wales & Durham are up :laughing: :for sale.

hiya,
Don’t know about Wales Norm, but nobody will buy Durham we’re all skint.
thanks harry, long retired.

Wales has its own mini government " Welsh Assembly " . Biggest waste of money ever. If they disbanded that,it would save the UK a fortune. :smiling_imp:
Cheers Dave.

It comes back to the saying, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: our MP’s of today couldn’t organise a ■■■■ up in a Brewery. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: if it’s not connected with tax breaks for the rich, which helps them keep in power, or voting for rises for themselves, they don’t seem to have the brain power to help the sick and the needy. :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: Still they are mostly a bunch of spoiled selfish rich kids. :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing:

I don’t think many people would disagree with your comments Norm. This lot that are in power at the moment are the biggest bunch of wasters ever. :smiling_imp:
Cheers Dave.

Next month we are having a few days down Bournemouth, wonder if Maggie D will come out of the woodwork, if I say I will do a sand dance, and maybe juggle with eggs. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:
Next month we are having a few days down Bournemouth, wonder if Maggie D will come out of the woodwork, if I say I
will do a sand dance, and maybe juggle with eggs. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Next month I and my good lady are having a few days in London a couple
of shows and all that, so Norm I won’t be available for sand movement, I
won’t be available for returning it to the beach either, when you’ve done
your party piece you can barrow the stuff away, is that why you’ve had a
skinhead so the town fathers won’t recognise you after last time when you
didn’t make the scene and left the whole of Bournemouth heartbroken.
thanks harry, long retired.

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Next month we are having a few days down Bournemouth, wonder if Maggie D will come out of the woodwork, if I say I
will do a sand dance, and maybe juggle with eggs. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Next month I and my good lady are having a few days in London a couple
of shows and all that, so Norm I won’t be available for sand movement, I
won’t be available for returning it to the beach either, when you’ve done
your party piece you can barrow the stuff away, is that why you’ve had a
skinhead so the town fathers won’t recognise you after last time when you
didn’t make the scene and left the whole of Bournemouth heartbroken.
thanks harry, long retired.

Next month I will be playing conkers if I can find a piece of string t thread my conker onto. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Don’t forget the risk assessment and the safety gear needed for this type of fun Dave!! If your going to use it in the dark you will need a head torch and if its raining an umbrella, but please don’t start enjoying yourself without the proper training. After all laughter can be infectious!!! also make sure your jabs are up to date to cope with the aforesaid infection. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: Regards Kev.

kevmac47:
Don’t forget the risk assessment and the safety gear needed for this type of fun Dave!! If your going to use it in the dark you will need a head torch and if its raining an umbrella, but please don’t start enjoying yourself without the proper training. After all laughter can be infectious!!! also make sure your jabs are up to date to cope with the aforesaid infection. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: Regards Kev.

Going to the post office tomorrow Kev to ask them for an application form,to be risk assessed to play conkers. Will probably have to have an epic card and all the hi viz gear with safety glasses,helmet etc.
Having a flu jab next month. Will have to ask for a conker ab as well. Got to get some more batteries for my torch, have a umbrella and had a laughter check watching Jethro the Cornish comedian last year. After all that I might be to worn out to swing the conker. :unamused: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

Dave if you are any good at it,you can come to Northampton and. Play in the world championship.

Norman Ingram:
Dave if you are any good at it,you can come to Northampton and. Play in the world championship.

hiya,
Norm you stick to playing overgrown marbles, oh’ by the way the next
Geordie drivers “do” is on the 27th of December if you have time I’ll
teach you the lingo before the next splurge, at a small cost that is :laughing:.
thanks harry, long retired.

Norman Ingram:
Dave if you are any good at it,you can come to Northampton and. Play in the world championship.

When is the qualifying round Norm. If you could let me know I will shin up a tree and get some conkers. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave if you are any good at it,you can come to Northampton and. Play in the world championship.

When is the qualifying round Norm. If you could let me know I will shin up a tree and get some conkers. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I’ll stay at ground level and catch em’ Dave no head for heights :laughing: .
thanks harry, long retired.

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave if you are any good at it,you can come to Northampton and. Play in the world championship.

When is the qualifying round Norm. If you could let me know I will shin up a tree and get some conkers. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I’ll stay at ground level and catch em’ Dave no head for heights :laughing: .
thanks harry, long retired.

I might use my catapult to get them down Harry…Now where did I leave my catapult. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave if you are any good at it,you can come to Northampton and. Play in the world championship.

When is the qualifying round Norm. If you could let me know I will shin up a tree and get some conkers. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I’ll stay at ground level and catch em’ Dave no head for heights :laughing: .
thanks harry, long retired.

I might use my catapult to get them down Harry…Now where did I leave my catapult. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I always had a catapult as a kid in fact Dave, I was an expert in the manufacture
of that very weapon that’s if there was the old inner tube about for the necessary
propulsion material, my Mam was always telling me you’ll have somebody’s eye out
with that thing, but It’s funny (with the exception of Long John Silver) I never ever
came across a person who had damaged vision as a result of me aiming my weapon
in their direction, I often wonder what my teacher’s did with all the catapults they
confiscated from me on the odd occasion’s I showed up at school, but I always knew
of a tree that had a suitable fork in it for my next project you see I was a budding
entrepeneur “if I could spell it” in those far off days. Oh’ as a sideline I did breed and
sell albino rats and that brought in in a few bob until their mothers sent the kids to
my house with the merchandise and demanding their money back.
thanks harry, long retired.

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave if you are any good at it,you can come to Northampton and. Play in the world championship.

When is the qualifying round Norm. If you could let me know I will shin up a tree and get some conkers. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I’ll stay at ground level and catch em’ Dave no head for heights :laughing: .
thanks harry, long retired.

I might use my catapult to get them down Harry…Now where did I leave my catapult. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I always had a catapult as a kid in fact Dave, I was an expert in the manufacture
of that very weapon that’s if there was the old inner tube about for the necessary
propulsion material, my Mam was always telling me you’ll have somebody’s eye out
with that thing, but It’s funny (with the exception of Long John Silver) I never ever
came across a person who had damaged vision as a result of me aiming my weapon
in their direction, I often wonder what my teacher’s did with all the catapults they
confiscated from me on the odd occasion’s I showed up at school, but I always knew
of a tree that had a suitable fork in it for my next project you see I was a budding
entrepeneur “if I could spell it” in those far off days. Oh’ as a sideline I did breed and
sell albino rats and that brought in in a few bob until their mothers sent the kids to
my house with the merchandise and demanding their money back.
thanks harry, long retired.

I can see you were the local wheeler dealer in your neck of the woods Harry. I did have a catapult, but don’t remember what happened to it. The one I had was made with proper catapult elastic which an old boy in a local market town shop sold,along with guns and air gun pellets etc. When you bought the catapult elastic the crafty old sod used to stretch it and charge for more than you actually had.
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave if you are any good at it,you can come to Northampton and. Play in the world championship.

When is the qualifying round Norm. If you could let me know I will shin up a tree and get some conkers. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I’ll stay at ground level and catch em’ Dave no head for heights :laughing: .
thanks harry, long retired.

I might use my catapult to get them down Harry…Now where did I leave my catapult. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I always had a catapult as a kid in fact Dave, I was an expert in the manufacture
of that very weapon that’s if there was the old inner tube about for the necessary
propulsion material, my Mam was always telling me you’ll have somebody’s eye out
with that thing, but It’s funny (with the exception of Long John Silver) I never ever
came across a person who had damaged vision as a result of me aiming my weapon
in their direction, I often wonder what my teacher’s did with all the catapults they
confiscated from me on the odd occasion’s I showed up at school, but I always knew
of a tree that had a suitable fork in it for my next project you see I was a budding
entrepeneur “if I could spell it” in those far off days. Oh’ as a sideline I did breed and
sell albino rats and that brought in in a few bob until their mothers sent the kids to
my house with the merchandise and demanding their money back.
thanks harry, long retired.

I can see you were the local wheeler dealer in your neck of the woods Harry. I did have a catapult, but don’t remember what happened to it. The one I had was made with proper catapult elastic which an old boy in a local market town shop sold,along with guns and air gun pellets etc. When you bought the catapult elastic the crafty old sod used to stretch it and charge for more than you actually had.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave old inner tube rubber cut carefully into half inch strips was the ideal stone
propellant motorcycle inner tubes was the best consistency I was never wealthy
enough to be able to afford the proper stuff, so like everything else in my life-
time it was make do and mend and it’s stood me Ok I’ll tell you.
thanks harry, long retired.

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave if you are any good at it,you can come to Northampton and. Play in the world championship.

When is the qualifying round Norm. If you could let me know I will shin up a tree and get some conkers. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I’ll stay at ground level and catch em’ Dave no head for heights :laughing: .
thanks harry, long retired.

I might use my catapult to get them down Harry…Now where did I leave my catapult. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I always had a catapult as a kid in fact Dave, I was an expert in the manufacture
of that very weapon that’s if there was the old inner tube about for the necessary
propulsion material, my Mam was always telling me you’ll have somebody’s eye out
with that thing, but It’s funny (with the exception of Long John Silver) I never ever
came across a person who had damaged vision as a result of me aiming my weapon
in their direction, I often wonder what my teacher’s did with all the catapults they
confiscated from me on the odd occasion’s I showed up at school, but I always knew
of a tree that had a suitable fork in it for my next project you see I was a budding
entrepeneur “if I could spell it” in those far off days. Oh’ as a sideline I did breed and
sell albino rats and that brought in in a few bob until their mothers sent the kids to
my house with the merchandise and demanding their money back.
thanks harry, long retired.

I can see you were the local wheeler dealer in your neck of the woods Harry. I did have a catapult, but don’t remember what happened to it. The one I had was made with proper catapult elastic which an old boy in a local market town shop sold,along with guns and air gun pellets etc. When you bought the catapult elastic the crafty old sod used to stretch it and charge for more than you actually had.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave old inner tube rubber cut carefully into half inch strips was the ideal stone
propellant motorcycle inner tubes was the best consistency I was never wealthy
enough to be able to afford the proper stuff, so like everything else in my life-
time it was make do and mend and it’s stood me Ok I’ll tell you.
thanks harry, long retired.

My Uncle has an ironmongers shop and he was still selling catapults a couple of years ago. I will have to see if they still have any. I did offer to buy Tracy one,she told me ---- off. :wink:
Cheers Dave.